Disco Dolls -- 3D PORN!


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By
Carrie Ann on Monday, February 8, 1999 - 01:32 pm:

    Just your average Saturday full of cleaning out my
    bedroom, rearranging things throughout the house,
    getting my new computer and desk set up...That is
    until I decided to take a break and picked up the
    latest edition of The Stranger (those of you who
    live in Seattle or nearby know which paper that
    is) and flip through it. When I got to the movie
    section I noticed an ad for a one time showing of
    an old 70's movie. I read a little further and
    saw that it was in fact a 70's porno and in 3D no
    less! Well, there's no way I was going to pass up
    the chance to see that. So, I told my boyfriend
    about it and was also talking online to a friend
    of mine at the time, & let him know. It wasn't
    showing til midnight and so we dropped by my
    friend's work, picked him up, went to Chang's
    Mongolian Grill & had dinner beforehand. We
    arrived at the Egyptian theatre about an hour and
    a half early, but the doors were still closed and
    there was no one around. So, we drove to Tower
    Records and bought a couple CD's and killed some
    time. We drove back past the theatre and there
    was still about an hour - 45 minutes before it was
    to start, however there was now a huge line
    bending all the way around the building. We
    dropped my friend off so he could save our place
    in line and my boyfriend and I parked the car.
    (Woo, parking in Seattle. Always an adventure.)
    We went and bought tickets and then went to find
    my friend in line. Ended up standing outside in
    the wind/rain for about 20 minutes before they
    opened the doors to let people inside. I knew it
    would be a popular showing, but even with the size
    of the theatre (used to be an old play house...
    beautifully painted & carved designs everywhere)
    they ended up selling out fast and having to turn
    a bunch of people lookin to see some good ol
    fashioned 3D porn, away. Heh. :)

    Well, lemme just say that if it hadn't been for
    the audience participation & side comments, I
    think I would have been scarred for life. First
    of all, I can honestly say that was my first "porn
    massive" I mean, sure I've seen a couple before
    with a few friends, but I have never been to a
    jampacked theatre and watched a porn with hundreds
    of strangers. The 3D effects were definitely a
    big disappointment, and I think only once or twice
    did it feel like 3D. (Like when the dildo came
    slowly closer and closer at you.. that was
    frightening.) But I kept a couple pair of the
    glasses for amusement at a later date. It was
    rather humorous to look around the theatre at all
    the faces w/blue-red glasses on, staring at the
    porn on the screen. And man, lemme just say this,
    people in the 70's were HAIRY. The music, as
    always was great. I want a CD of 70's porn music.
    Think they make it? I love sitting there laughing
    at how they try their hardest to a) ACT & b)
    incorporate any kind of plot into the thing. It
    all just comes back around to one thing... they're
    being chased, trying to escape the killer who's
    right on their tail -- Hey, I know! Let's get
    naked and screw on the kitchen table! *cue
    supahfly music* And never needed to HEAR those
    sound effects in Dolby/THX surround sound either.
    Oh the humanity of it all!

    So yes, needless to say it was quite an evening.
    Made sure to sit as far away from the lone
    strange looking men with coats over their laps.
    Everyone was walking out of the theatre either
    laughing their asses off or uncomfortably leaving
    as though it were the 'morning after' and there's
    that guilt of 'should I wake them up or leave a
    note?' (Yeah, you all know what I'm talking about.
    ;p ) Good time had by all.


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 1, 1999 - 08:22 am:

    Hmmmmmm. Carrie watching porn. You naughty widdle girl!!!

    *spank*


By Carrie Ann on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 06:11 am:

    oOo do it again PJdaddy! More more!!! *giggle*

    Yeah, well you already know about the other porn,
    from our lil conversation today. ;p Wanna come
    over for a porn-a-thon?! Teehee.


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 06:31 am:

    haha... ummmmm... will your bf be there?

    *evil grin*


By PetRock on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 12:41 pm:

    Ya know...some people can be SOOOOooooo slutty!

    Now I'm not naming names here (JimakaPajamaBoy) because I wouldn't want to hurt his (JimakaPajamaBoy) feelings. See, I do this because I am not cruel. Not like JimakaPajamaBoy. He (JimakaPajamaBoy) can be so cruel sometimes. Cruel and hurtful.

    And slutty.

    Yep - that's our JimakaPajamaBoy alright. Cruel, hurtful & slutty.



    And he's got big feet. Big, gigantic, monsterous feet. And I hear that one leg is longer than the other.

    That's him alright officer. That's the man. Cruel, hurtful, slutty, big footed, shortlegged man.


By Nate on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 01:20 pm:

    JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK.


By Sheila on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 02:17 pm:

    that would be Jesus Herbie Christ?


By Nate on Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - 03:08 pm:

    yes ma'am. one and the same.

    may i call you 'mom' ?


By Sheila on Wednesday, March 3, 1999 - 12:20 pm:

    that would be amusing, if not downright kinky. what shall i call you?

    -mom-


By Nate on Wednesday, March 3, 1999 - 08:11 pm:

    well, if you call me 'dad', i hope you're not married.

    'son' is fine.


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, March 4, 1999 - 08:29 am:

    Cruel, hurtful, slutty, big footed, shortlegged man?

    Wow.

    I refuse to accept Cruel and hurtful. The other's apply very succinctly. However, the "one leg longer than the other" thing is just an old ugly rumor that will NOT die.

    P.S. The Sheila/Nate mating dance is fun to watch. :-)



By Carrie Ann on Monday, March 8, 1999 - 05:28 pm:

    *Laughs* Oh, you guys are great. :)


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 8, 1999 - 11:42 pm:

    Carrielicious... you ain't so bad yourself, darlin'!


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