the Royal Tenenbaums


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By wisper on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 03:08 am:

    this movie is perfect.
    a perfectly wonderful film. Amazing. Grand. I gladly saw it twice in 24 hours. The credits leave you begging for more more more.... it was crazy, happy, sad, loveable and SO funny all together. Everyone was amazing, the entire cast was likeable and solid.
    I want awards for all involved.
    Don't wait to rent this, because Anderson used the widescreen like i have never seen before. Sometimes i was lost in his composition alone. This movie is painful it's so good.


    (If you're taking notes, it was better than Rushmore. Yes indeed.)


By Jim aka Pajama on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 03:04 pm:

    I loved it too. Great flick!


By heather on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 01:05 am:

    wisper i think we would get along very well


By J on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 09:38 am:

    I still haven't seen Lord of the Rings so I was planning to see it Sunday,but changed my mind at the last minute and saw The Royal Ienebaums instead,it was really wonderful.


By Platypus on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 12:57 pm:

    My movie theatre has yet to get it. My movie theatre has yet to get most things, including a clue.


By patrick on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 01:05 pm:

    you DO living in the middle of fucking no where platypus. Sucking down smog, hearing car horns, ghetto birds and sirens 24-7 and parking tickets have their benefits you know. Im glad you don't have it or any other ultra current release.



    i remember seeing them set up for the premier a few weeks back.

    it looks good.

    i remember confusing it with an ad on A&E for the Magnificant Ambersons.

    For a few days I thought Royal Tennebaums was a modern adaptation to the Magnificant Ambersons.

    Which would be good and bad.


By Platypus on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 03:44 pm:

    Yeah. That's why sometimes I visit Ukiah. They have all of those things, and more!

    Unfortunately, the road to Ukiah is often fraught with peril. (Read: trees and jacknifed trucks driven by unfortunate flatlanders).

    We get the *really big* releases, like LOTR, Harry Potter, the Star Wars episodes, etc, on the national release dates, but all other movies trickle in a month to three months late. It's sort of handy, actually, because I can read all the reviews and decide whether or not to waste eight bucks seeing a movie.


By wisper on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 04:56 pm:

    i thought we did get along pretty well that one
    time, heather
    are you all for 3am chocolate cake runs? do
    you like fuzzy things? you can be my friend.

    i want to see it again.
    god, the part where Margot loses her finger
    and she doesn't even scream, she just
    LOOKS at the guy. Shit. This is no "movie", this
    is a fucking FILM.


By heather on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 05:54 pm:

    i meant on a more regular basis

    most people can tolerate me for a couple hours



By patrick on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 06:14 pm:

    i doubt that.




    dang! i was reading this article in the Dec Wallpaper yesterday about this architect in Germany that I was planning to mention to you. Not because you'd think I knew anything about the subject but because Id love your opinion on this guy and his approach to home building.

    He basically built this innovative house in Stuttgart that has zero emissions, is completely self-sufficient and frankly looks fucking cool. I think the house is called R128 or something like that.


By heather on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    hey! what does that mean?



    anyway.
    what's his name?



    email me your address cause i don't feel like looking for it!!! wisper too


By patrick on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 06:25 pm:

    well i took your statement to mean people can ONLY tolerate you for a couple hours. I was implying I'm sure your charming after many hours.

    I dont have the issue in front of me, so I forgot his name. Ill try and remember to look at it tonight. Unfortunately wallpaper.com doesnt have shit on their site.


By patrick on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 11:47 am:

    ok, i went home and took notes. quite studious of me.

    Werner Sobek is his name. The place is called R128 in Stuttgart germany.

    Its 4 stories of nothing but a glass exterior. The insulation is the equivolent to a 10cm slab of rock wool. Apparently there is a layer of inert argon gas within the glass exterior.

    The house is completely recyclable, self sufficent and emission-free. Solar and wind powered devices are on the roof power all the utilities. Radar sensors and voice commands control all the heating and cooling as well as all the major appliances. The interior is completely open and free, all the pipes are up in the ceilings and run down a center structure. The bathrooms are enclosed in frosted glass enclosures with the exception of the bathtubs....a "cheeky exhibitionist touch".

    What got me is the fact that the house is completely self sufficient, emission free and recyclable. Of course the unimpeded view of the Stuttgart basin was also key.

    it just seems so damned smart that Im wondering why all houses aren't built like this (dreamer I know).


By droopy on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 12:17 pm:

    just recently (as recently as yesterday, i think) i saw a story on tv about an architect in mississippi named sambo mockbee who designs homes using bails of hay, cinder blocks, or whatever the hell else he finds lying around in fields, dumps, or wherever. alot of the homes were for the poor. he would just knock on somebody's door and say "i want to build you a house." then they would end up with this modernistic house made out of old fence posts and outhouses. he has just died, the architect.


By sarah on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 12:42 pm:


    so what's the deal with the elliot smith song in that royal tenenbaums movie? i mean, that movie might be about a lot of different things but i'm pretty sure it's not about shooting dope, right? and is there anything that song could be about BESIDES shooting dope? is there? did wes anderson even fucking listen to that song?




By heather on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 02:31 pm:

    all houses aren't built like that because normal people could not afford them

    if someone found a way to make them affordable, it's more likely that another building industry would find a way to stop them rather than adopt 'healthier' concepts

    most people give relatively little thought to where they live


By patrick on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 02:37 pm:

    i gathered the cost is too vast to make this accessible to your average homeowner. at least at this point.

    but i'd like to believe it doesnt HAVE to be that way.


By sarah on Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 02:57 pm:


    heather, if i ever can afford to build my own house, i want you to be the designer.



By J on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 12:50 am:

    Me too Heather,I live in a sea of beige stucco and red tile roofs,and I want more,I love old houses,verandas individuality,something unique,I am very good with decorateing,I'm a domestic goddess for real.


By cyst on Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 09:35 pm:

    anderson said he happened to be listening to that elliott smith album when he was planning the scene, and he ended up using the song.

    my big soundtrack complaint is that in the scene where wilson wants to fuck sissy paltrow in the tent, she puts on a rolling stones record. anderson makes a big deal about this being an old scratchy record, not a cd. you see her put the needle on the vinyl and all.

    she puts that beautiful "she smiled sweetly" ballad on. after that song is over, "ruby tuesday" starts.

    NO SUCH RECORD EXISTS.

    sure, the u.s. release of "between the buttons" has both those songs on it. they're even on the same side. but they're not in that order. "ruby tuesday" is a couple songs before "she smiled sweetly."

    fuck. I mean, how are you supposed to go home and replicate the royal tenenbaums experience? (when your dear brother lives in another state, anyway.) lining your eyes with black kohl, sure, that's a good start. but what about the rolling stones record? I have those songs on cd, but it's not the same. guess I'll have to slit my fucking wrists.


By heather on Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 11:47 pm:

    i arrived at my friend's house in brooklyn shortly after she and her husband left the film


    she had the eyeliner on and had already decided that it just didn't work


By semillama on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 12:05 am:

    My favorite part (which will surprise no one)
    was when Danny Glover fell into the trench at
    the dig. It was the most realistic depictionof
    archaeology I have ever seen in a movie, and I
    laughed for about a minute straight after that.

    Wes Anderson's mom was an archaeologist, I
    hear. I don't know her.

    Speaking of archaeology, I just got back from
    the historic archaeology conference - Mobile,
    alabama.

    It was like the Detroit of the south - nothing but
    empty store fronts in cool old buildings
    downtown, interspersed with excellent Thai
    places.

    I drank really a lot, and Friday night we didn't
    even go to sleep until 7am. Four of us ended
    up fully clothed in the hotel sauna at 530.
    There were about 11-12 old MTU alums, our
    favorite profs and several of the current
    students and we had a blast. There was
    much dancing and reminiscing and eating.

    Oh, I went to a few papers too.


By heather on Wednesday, January 30, 2002 - 03:08 am:

    hey!

    i forgot to say that i'm flattered that you think you'd like me to design a house- even though you haven't seen me design anything.

    and i would be glad to try.

    but beware what you ask for.


By Aidin on Wednesday, January 30, 2002 - 10:08 pm:

    i watched about 15 minnits of it then went upstairs. maybe i'll sit through it sometime now, hearing that its good, lol


By sarah on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:28 am:

    i watched this movie again last thursday night. i enjoyed it the first time, but enjoyed it significantly more the second time.

    i am not a fan of gwenneth paltrow at all. i've hated ever role i've ever seen her play, except for Margot in this film. she was totally brilliant.

    luke wilson is still a skinny little weirdo.




By kazoo on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:45 am:

    I liked it much better the second time around. I watched
    it with my stepfather over winter break and had to keep
    leaving the room because the music kept making me
    cry...especially when luke wilson was playing *Fly* by
    Nick Drake in his tent.

    I hated Gwyneth Paltrow with a passion until I saw this
    movie. I still don't care for her much, but she was perfect
    for the role.

    Luke Wilson may be a skinny little wierdo, but own has
    a horrid case of facialgenitalia.


By eri on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:46 am:

    I haven't seen it yet, but was thinking about it. Sounds like I might have to rent it.

    Owen-facialgenetalia-LOL!


By J on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:54 am:

    Kazoo you and Sem are on the same page:) Sarah since you sat in Owens lap I meant to ask could you feel his love muscle? You know from the size of his nose....?


By sarah on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:12 pm:


    no, didn't feel anything but his bony legs against my considerable rump. sorry to disappoint.




By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:30 pm:

    I think big (er, "strong") noses are very attractive. In fact, strong noses with flared nostrils, like Joaquin Phoenix's or Noah Wyle's, are *excellent*. On women, too -- my mom has a straight nose with flared nostrils, and I think it's the feature that makes her beautiful and not just pretty.

    I've always felt that the Mediterranean/Semitic/Arab peoples were generally the most attractive peoples on the planet, and the fact that they generally have strong noses contributes significantly to this opinion. (They have strong features overall -- large eyes, dark hair....very nice.)


    Owen Wilson's nose *is* kind of funky, though.


By kazoo on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:37 pm:

    I have a strange nose. I almost got it *fixed* once.
    Long time ago.

    strong noses are good...wilson's nose looks like a
    penis. End of story. Bill Clinton has FG too, but it's on
    his chin.


By patrick on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:51 pm:

    nico said that guy who wont the oscar last night, adrian whateverhisnameis is a handsome fellow despite his honker of a nose.

    "he's cute like you, but your nose is a little more reasonable"


    needless to say, one more regard in which i view you birds as strange.


By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 01:07 pm:

    Hmmm...I would put Adrien Brody's nose in the "reasonable but almost too big" category. It fits his face, though.

    It's a shame that Jennifer...somebody, the girl who was in Dirty Dancing, got a nose job. She was so cute before, and now she just looks like everybody else.


By sarah on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 02:12 pm:


    judd nelson has a fabulous, sexy nose.



By patrick on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 02:25 pm:

    but but....

    he just has that face that screams "dick".

    he just looks he'd be such an asshole.





By sarah on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 02:50 pm:


    no way dude. no way. judd nelson is all love and warm fuzzies.

    speaking of a big schnoz, did y'all see nicholas cage sitting next to jack nicholson last night? when adrian whatshisface won the award for best actor, all the other nominees did a great job of covering their disappointment.

    but not mr. cage. he tried, he really did. but his trying made it so painfully obvious that he thought he was going to get the award. the expression on his face waslike "i'm going to smile and nod and pretend to be interested in adrian's speech, but fuck you all i deserved to win that so much more than he did, bastards."

    but then again, i hated, absolutely HATED "Adaptation". it sucked so bad.



By Nate on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 02:56 pm:

    but nick did a great job throughout.


By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 03:12 pm:

    I'm assuming Chris Cooper did, too. I didn't see it, but Chris Cooper ROCKS my WORLD with his greatness. His nose is pretty average, though.


By patrick on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 03:31 pm:

    can we just cut the "nose" euphamism and just call it "cock" because thats what we are really talking about right?


By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 03:37 pm:

    Uh, no.


By eri on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 04:18 pm:

    I believe it started off as noses that looked like cocks and ended up being noses.


By semillama on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 06:03 pm:


By Dougie on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 09:50 pm:

    Adrian Brody kicked ass last night with his acceptance speech. He was totally unscripted, but totally sincere and engaging. Peter O'Toole is the epitome of class and refinement, and gave a beautiful speech. Michael Moore (as much as I admire him and his work) embarassed himself completely. And Steve Martin is so awesome. He wasn't *that* funny last night, but he just cracks me up.


By Rowlf on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 05:54 pm:

    Considering the movie Moore won for was incredibly aggressive and in-your-face, I think his speech was more than appropriate.

    If it had been someone else who is there representing someone elses piece of work, I'd agree. But for Moore, it fits.


By semillama on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 06:13 pm:

    He's one of those people who has no concept of embarassment, you know?


By patrick on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 06:23 pm:

    fuck michael moore.

    i must have received that motherfuckin letter that he wrote to the president 20 times last week in emails..

    that factually inaccurate, whiny, dribbly piece of shit letter.

    i agree with that guy in principle...but god damn, he annoys me. givng sugar coated liberalism to the kiddies.

    but at least he had balls to say SOMETHING.

    most of the other actors were too pussy to use such a forum to speak the good word.

    instead they wore pins.

    peace pins of a Picasso or something like that.

    how noble.

    people are being blown to shit and back and while they accept awards for making millions and they wear peace pins, probably made of silver, that cost as much as your average Iraqi makes in a lifetime or a soldiers monthly pay check.

    i also took issue with the constant reference to themselves as "artists". mmmmmm i dunno bout that. i wouldnt call the likes of streisand or zeliwiger an artist. but what the fuck do i know.

    at least that adrian piano kid said something thoughtful and intelligent and had the balls to tell them to shut the music off while he finished his speech.


    i still, to this day, contend, actors are some of the most annoying people on the earth.


By Rowlf on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 06:29 pm:

    well thats true...

    but I understand why they tone it down, they have to think about their careers, and the fact that if they speak out while representing someone elses work, they 'speak' for others, which isn't cool...

    Fuck the oscars..

    "sugar coated liberalism"..

    I dont get bothered with this. It reeks of when the indie rock kids start bashing the band when it becomes popular....


By eri on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 06:35 pm:

    "i agree with that guy in principle...but god damn, he annoys me. givng sugar coated liberalism to the kiddies."

    That was my first thought when I saw that. I understand and appreciate what he is trying to get across but give me a fucking break. All I am going to say.

    I can understand why some people in the public eye will pull it down wearing just pins. Look what happened to Jane Fonda during Vietnam. I can't stand that bitch to this day. I think that if they truly believe in the anti-war movements then they would be more vocal, but at the same time I understand the fear that could drive them to keep quiet and wear a pin.


By patrick on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 06:47 pm:

    but rowlf, they are accepting awards for their own performance.

    i dont really understand everything involved with Jane Fonda and Vietnam but i think there is a right way to do things. Like I said, that Adrian Im the Piano Player Superstar Big Nosed Cuteboy Getting Lots of 'Tang Now dude did it well.



By Rowlf on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 08:17 am:

    ...and the sound guy is winning for their own sound editing... but not really... i still see most candidates there as part of a team... and its still relative, Sarandons peace sign was about all she could really get away with when you're introducing dead people... Brody is about as appropriate as you can get when you're representing sensitive "issues" like Roman Polanski and a film about Nazi Germany. Moore's film is political and "bashes America" - his speech reflected that. Its funny, because Moore made pretty much the same speech at the Independent Spirit Awards..

    ...and if it was your career you were risking up there you'd be careful too, sure it'd be nice to say something, but perhaps your win is more inspired by your family or something and you'd rather use your time to glorify them?

    I dont think Moore is candy coated liberalism. Al Franken is candy coated liberalism. All sound bytes, no ideas, and politically minded he's just like the rest of todays pussy democrats. Moores pretty far to the left if you ask me, he just happens to appeal to enough people, and has enough filmmaking skill, to push through, he wouldnt be where he is if it werent for himself, he cant even get his books or movies made without several obstacles...

    ...and I dont think he's really much more, if at all, factually inaccurate than Nader or Chomsky or several other lefty poster boys, oh wait, there are no other lefty poster boys anymore... its all so funny because the Chomsky and Moore debunking are usually done by right wing groups who shove it in the lefties faces, and then the lefties AGREE WITH IT! instead of researching or fighting back or ignoring it, which the Reps do. The reps never back down, it creates confusion and they get the upper hand.

    which brings me to this patrick. look at and respect the Republican Machine. yes, look at how they stick together so closely even though their views are more divided than you think. They stick up for each other, create an image for their party that is distinct, kind of slyly and evil-ly hide their scandals. They get shit done because they are organized...

    Unlike the "democrats", which are so confused and lost right now its not funny. And it all began when everyone went Judas on Clinton, so they could win their local elections. They went every man for themself instead of sticking to the team and they failed, they're still very close to power but noone knows who they are anymore. They infight and are incredibly disorganized... Unlike the Republicans (except in rare cases like Lott's racist comments) the Democrats are nowheres near "my party right or wrong", which is a bastardly but necessary method in a two-party system.

    Granted, Moore Chomsky Nader and the rest are much further left than Al Gore and Bill Clinton, but the same rules apply. When I see lefties going after Moore, I see people basically going after the one voice they have left that people listen too. When Donahue goes off the air, a liberal doesnt take his place, they hire Michael Savage. When Maher loses his show, you dont see some other Libertarian taking his place. If South Park goes off the air, you're not going to see another smart Republican show take its place.

    So in other words, if you're looking to advance the agenda, indie-coolness isnt going to get you there. backing down from any controversy because it might offend people, apologizing and pointing fingers to save your own ass seems to be the lefty way these days, and its not working at all.



By semillama on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 09:12 am:

    South Park = smart REPUBLICAN show?

    what, because they pick on Canadians?


By sarah on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 11:33 am:


    i love that michael moore has no sense of embarrassment. he's totally fearless, even if he misses as many points as he hits. it's like the babe ruth metaphor. at least he's out there swingin' at 'em.




By patrick on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 12:01 pm:

    true.

    like angry sam said about getting laid.

    can't get a hit if you dont swing the bat.


By Rowlf on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 04:54 pm:

    "South Park = smart REPUBLICAN show? "

    they talk about this all the time, they mention it a couple times on the DVD commentary - rants about liberals, with Kyle's mom being their specific comment on liberals... they're especially hateful of political lefty celebrities like Rosie O'Donnel and Barbra Streisand.. but since everyone hates them noone notices..

    they pick on the religious a lot, but I dont think being religious is a mandatory aspect of being a Republican...

    you can read more if you search their website southparkstudios.com, or you can google search "south park republican", or you can just read this:

    CNSNews.com Commentary by Pat Mizak
    December 7, 2000


    As an economics professor in his mid 20s, I see how the liberal elite attempts to indoctrinate our youth in our high schools, on our college campuses and via our popular culture. The recent elections prove 1960s paternalistic liberalism still has legs and shows no signs of retreating like their socialist cousins in Eastern Europe.

    To that end, the Left has co-opted the entertainment industry to carry its message and has done a very good job with standard bearers Barbara Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, The Baldwin Boys, et. al.

    But these liberal demagogues are being challenged by four young boys; Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Some of you may recognize these names. They are characters in the adult-orientated cartoon series "South Park."

    To compare "South Park" creators Matt Parker and Trey Stone with Louis Carroll and Voltaire may be a bit of a reach, although all four are considered vulgarians. However, it is unmistakable that "South Park" is not only a ridiculously inane show about four eight year olds in Colorado, but also a show of biting social commentary that mocks the Left, and gives credence to libertarianism/conservatism in a very PJ O'Rourkian fashion.

    For those who have not seen the show, first put your children and elderly relatives to bed. "South Park," which is shown weekly on Comedy Central, pushes the censorial limits on blue humor and makes a deliberate attempt to offend all that watch it.

    Next, prepare yourself to see and hear foul-mouth fourth graders, sexually explicit dialogue, womanizing cafeteria chefs, off-color jokes and the brutal murder of Kenny every week. Fear not; he'll be alive for the next episode. Then, enjoy 22 minutes of insanity.

    Among the topics addressed have been the Confederate Flag, genetic cloning, the seizure of Elian Gonzalez, hate crime legislation and the recent presidential elections. In fact, last year's full-length feature film "South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut," looked at parental responsibility. The premise for the movie is parents not taking responsibility for their children's actions; they just blamed their problems on Canada.

    The basic formula for the weekly show is simple and repeated over and over. A crisis arises in South Park, the parents and the community act in some crazy, leftist fashion and the boys, acting as the carriers of common sense (read: conservatism), expose the parent's methods as idiotic and save the day.

    One memorable episode from last season, entitled "Cherokee Hair Tampons," exposed the ridiculousness of holistic medicine. In this particular episode, Kyle is stricken with a fatal kidney disorder, which his parents try to cure via "natural methods" sold by local "Native Americans," played by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong.

    KYLE'S MOM: "Everything is going to be fine Stan, we're bringing in Kyle tomorrow to see the Native Americans personally."

    STAN: "Isn't it possible that these Indians don't know what they are talking about?"

    STAN'S MOM: "You watch your mouth Stanley, the Native Americans were raped of their land and resources by white people like us."

    STAN: "And that has something to do with their medicines because..."

    STAN'S MOM: "Enough Stanley!"

    The children continue to lobby for their friend to be sent to a real doctor, and finally, when Kyle passes out in front of the charlatans, he receives proper treatment in the form of a new kidney from a reluctant Eric Cartman.

    Lately, creators Stone and Parker attacked the current electoral morass in Florida, which was written and constructed in less than a week. It included mock "guest appearances" by Rosie O'Donnell and Jesse Jackson.

    "South Park" is not the only conservative leaning 'toon out there. Mike Judge's "King of the Hill" also mocks leftist ideas such as not keeping score in youth sporting events and water saving low-flow toilets.

    One must ask the question why it seems that conservative, issue-driven popular culture is relegated to cartoons. The answer is simple. With cartoons, you do not have to employ as many actors, support staff and other Hollywood-based personnel as you do with live action shows.

    Due to the liberal slant of most of Hollywood, it would probably be very difficult to find the necessary staff willing to produce a conservative show. This is not intended to belittle Stone, Parker or Judge, but rather congratulate them for overcoming the odds that are stacked against them.

    It has been written that the Republican Party and the conservative movement in general have a problem appealing to younger voters. Given the same old group of boring, overly-pious, middle-aged, Ivy League educated talking heads we see too often on television offering the same Republican Party line, we should not be surprised to find that this does not appeal to the young. They wish to be entertained, not lectured.

    Most of the people who watch "South Park" do not see a conservatively driven political satire, but rather a funny show in which the parents are delusional liberals and only exacerbate the current crisis. The children, on the other hand, are the voices of reason.

    Good satire is subtle and "South Park" exemplifies that. Perhaps the GOP should consider replacing their current stable of spokesmen with the plainspoken Eric Cartman, who has recurring dreams of hippies who "want to save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad


By Rowlf on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 04:57 pm:

    i dont think republicans are bad or always wrong... they have a lot of good ideas to offer... I appreciate South Parks take because their ideas dont come from any religious or moral background, but the "common sense" aspect of Republican thinking, which has really been lost in the last while.. you could say that both parties have lost their way, and perhaps South Park is kicking it "old school" Republican style...


By semillama on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 05:13 pm:

    You could argue that Cartman is a take on republicans...If anything, that's a libertarian show.

    I guess I didn't notice the slant before, although I have heard interviews with Matt from south park and he sure as hell does not sound republican to me. In fact, wasn't he spouting off in "Bowling for Columbine"?


By semillama on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 05:23 pm:

    plus, what republican would come up with "That's My Bush"?

    I think someone is reading a little too much into this.


By Rowlf on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 05:23 pm:

    Cartman is supposedly a take on the people they feel give right wingers a bad name: racist, selfish and badly informed about everything...

    Matt Stone was in that movie, but who knows what he really thinks, I think they only went to Matt because he's a celebrity who grew up in that area... I wouldnt be surprised if they did an episode making fun of Michael Moore quite frankly... People mistakenly believe that the South Park boys did the animated part of that movie...


By semillama on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 06:45 pm:

    Maybe liberals are just FUNNIER.

    Seems to me they don't let anyone off the hook on that show.


By agatha on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 09:27 pm:

    I think South Park makes fun of every possible agenda/stereotype/kneejerk reaction that they can. It seems rather obvious to me that they don't choose sides.

    Spider, I'm so with you on the nose thing. That Adrian guy- mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club- mmmmmmmmmmm. Nicholas Cage in "Valley Girl"- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Okay, I'm embarrassing myself now.

    Incidentally, how vapid was Nicole Kidman in her acceptance speech? Yawn.


By Harvey Wordman on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 10:20 pm:

    why does "vapid" sound like it should be a good thing?

    you know, like how utilitarian sounds like it should be a bad thing?


By Rowlf on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 08:03 am:

    I have no idea how Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman grew enough brain cells to decide they didnt belong together...

    scratch that, they do belong together..

    "Staring at me with their DEAD EYES!"


By patrick on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 11:26 am:

    despite Kidman have little more intellectual appeal than drywall...id still tie those long legs around her head and do dirty stuff to her.

    nick cage in valley girl?

    oh my. i think nico is in that boat too.

    all i can say is, anyone who is playing the role of a 19,20,21 year old shouldnt be that hairy.

    he needs to be shaved down.


By Nate on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 11:53 am:

    damn, even i would fuck nick cage ala valley girl.

    his man chest patch was nicely trimmed. tidy.


By Erin on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 11:15 pm:

    I sucked Joaquin Phoenix's dick!! I'm so excited. It was fat and juicy and he let me do it. Yayyyy! I wish he'd let me do it again!! I think he really likes me too and wasn't just letting me do it!! Yayyyy. Maybe I'll be Mrs. Erin Phoenix. Has anyone else sucked him off recently? I really think he likes me!!!
    Email me,
    Erin
    methos5000@angelfire.com


By Mala-dicta on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 01:05 am:

    Pffft,sweet dreams are made of these,


By patrick on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 12:41 pm:

    look for Joaquin to star as Johnny Cash in a film currently being made about the life of the Man in Black called "Walk the Line". Reese Witherspoon is playing June Carter.

    Fortunately i really look forward to this story too much that I will probably overlook any shortcomings in the lead role casting.


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