Jackass


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Dani on Saturday, November 2, 2002 - 09:22 pm:

    Took my 12 year old Daughter today.
    It was soooo worth the $5.50 per ticket.

    Kim covered her eyes for alot of it but hubby and I laughed the entire movie.

    Anyone see it yet? What did you think?


By Joe on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 12:31 am:

    haven't seen it, but got a kick listening to howard stern talk about how he has video tape of similar stupid shit since 15 years ago and no movie studio was interested. he was calling it "jerk-offs".


By semillama on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 08:21 pm:

    I saw it laughed myself silly.

    I liked Party Boy and the Alligator Tightrope,
    but I could barely watch the papercut scene,
    and the one with the whale sharks was really
    bizarre.


By semillama on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 08:22 pm:

    However, i am not sure that it was at all
    appropriate for anyone under 16.


By Dani on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 09:14 pm:

    More than half of the people there were under the age of 16. Mostly my Daughters age...12'ish.

    I'm looking forward to tonights episode.."sperm challenge"

    I'm still laughing from the movie.

    I would be so pissed if anyone got my hair with that damn shaver thing.

    Did you stick around for the credits where they showed the paper cutting of his eye lid?
    There were all hysterical scenes through out the entire credits at the end.

    Kim covered her own eyes when they electrocuted their nuts and surrounding areas and when the guy took a shit in the hardware stores display toilet.

    The gator bit was hysterical.

    Today Kim refused to ride her golf cart any faster than like 3 MPH.

    For the most part, Kim laughed her little ass off right along with Mom and Dad.





    Cant wait for the DVD.


By Dougie on Monday, November 4, 2002 - 06:51 pm:

    I saw Jackass last night -- was it a compendium of new and old stuff, because I hadn't seen the first 2/3rds, but I had seen the last spermathon thingie. Are they doing any new shows, or did they call it quits after the movie?


By Dani on Monday, November 4, 2002 - 07:08 pm:

    My Mom told me that she read somewhere that MTV called it quits on the series and said no more Jackass movies after this one.
    I dont know where she read this but I will be lost without that damn show.
    And the Osbournes of course.

    I think Johnny Knoxville is soooo sexy in a nasty kind of way.


By Dougie on Monday, November 4, 2002 - 07:14 pm:

    I didn't watch the Osbournes last night, except for the teaser, where Mrs. Osbourne (shit, I can't even think of her name) was doing dishes and she said how much she hated doing them, and said something like, "Martha Stewart can kiss my scrotum. (pause) I do have a scrotum, don't I?" That was pretty funny.

    Yeah, it would be a shame if it went off the air, but they've probably done just about everything. Anything else would just become repetitive. I really miss Upright Citizen's Brigade. That was such a brilliant show.


By J on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 10:11 am:

    Her name is Sharon Dougie,I not only watched it,I recorded it. It seems their spawn,Jack and Kelly are getting out of control.I can so relate to this.Ryan had fake I.D. when he was 16,and started getting piercings and tatoos behind our backs and buying booze.I like Sharon,she's the only one who knows what's up.


By Spider on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 10:17 am:

    I wish I had cable, just for this show. Do you know if it will be released on DVD?


By Spider on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 10:17 am:

    (I meant the Osbornes, not Jackass.)


By spunky on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 11:32 am:


By semillama on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 01:30 pm:

    C'mon now. Do you really want to see us
    posting similar stuff bagging on your
    republicans?

    ps. I voted.


By trace on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 02:29 pm:

    please do, i would enjoy it


By trace on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 02:32 pm:

    please do, i would enjoy it. in fact, I'll do it from the same site. I love Mrs. Dole, but I thought this was extra funny.

    Besides, you all have before.


By Gee on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 04:38 pm:

    this is a new low.


By trace on Tuesday, November 5, 2002 - 04:49 pm:

    what is???


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