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By Dougie on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 01:42 pm:

    Anybody got any strong feelings one way or another about this movie? Maybe I missed a thread about this. I really want to see it, in spite of the fact that I caught some of Mel Gibson's interview last night with Diane Sawyer. He seemed kind of flippant and flakey -- maybe that's the way he always is -- that was the first time I'd seen him interviewed. Anyhow, looks interesting as a theatrical experience, if not a religious one.


By Spider on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 02:14 pm:

    I saw the whole interview last, and though I was a bit put off by his forced charm, I thought almost everything he said was good, and he said it clearly and articulately.

    I'm definitely going to see the movie.


By semillama on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 03:13 pm:

    I'm waiting to see what Spider says about it.


By Spider on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 05:13 pm:

    I can't wait to see how they enact the Agony in the Garden. That's my favorite part of the Passion. Well, maybe "favorite" isn't the best word, but it's the part I connect with the most. I don't know what it feels like to be flogged and crucified, but I do know what it likes to be filled with fear and dread.

    I always thought it was a great piece of drama....what could be so bad as to make Jesus himself think, "Please, I don't want to go through with this" and fall on the ground and weep? That just makes the reader stop and think about it for a while. And then you find out.


By J on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 12:13 pm:

    I want to see this too,I hear the torture scenes are brutal and upsetting.


By semillama on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 01:38 pm:

    Don't expect any historical accuracy. There just isn't enough known about the specifics to really do a great job, but already I know they screwed up with the languages. If you're going to not use English, why not really use the languages of the era and place? I mean, Aramaic, fine, but Latin? Greek was the lingua franca of that era in Palestine. What's the point of Latin? And as far as the places go, pretty much every place associated with Jesus in the Holy Land is attributed as such today because there is or was a Christian church built there. There are exceptions, but for many places, the church location is the only evidence used.
    anyway, end of rant about historical accuracy. Hooray for Master and Commander.


By Skooter on Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 01:21 pm:

    Certainly the Romans would have spoken a form of Latin, at least amongst themselves right?
    Remember that Gibson still has his mass delivered in Latin also. So it probably made sense to him.
    I still want to see this movie, If only to reinforce my ideas about the true message of Christ. Forgiveness, love, understanding.
    Things that most "Christians" don't act very much like Jesus about now.
    Maybe if they see what they have been claiming to live about, a few will wake up.
    Save the christians from themselves. It looks like it's a really well made, even if parts of it are fairy tales.


By semillama on Monday, February 23, 2004 - 01:35 pm:

    The Roman legionnaires and bureaucrats and such in that area and era all spoke Classic Greek. A thing to remember about them is just because they were "Roman" doesn't mean they were from Rome.

    It's too rare when I can actually use my educational specialty on these boards!


By Spider on Monday, February 23, 2004 - 03:21 pm:

    Maybe Gibson chose to use Latin because of the way it would resonate with the audience. When Pilate says, "Ecce homo," for example, that's a phrase that a lot of people recognize and be moved by, while the same phrase in Greek probably wouldn't have the same emotional impact.


By semillama on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 05:30 pm:

    Here's a review that I liked. Everything I've heard about this movie makes me really really not want to see it. It sounds like Gibson not only missed the net, he missed the whole backboard. But I'm sure pyschologists will have a field day with it.

    http://slate.msn.com/id/2096025/


By Spider on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 05:46 pm:

    You know, I'm afraid I'll be bored. I mean, I know the story already, I've seen enough bloody art to know what the movie will look like, and I've heard the flagellation scene lasts 10 minutes. Just on a dramatic level, that's boring.

    Plus, if I go with my (non-religious) dad and (atheist) brother like they want, I'll be embarrassed if I cry, so I probably won't let myself get emotionally involved.....and if I don't have that, what's left?


By semillama on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 05:55 pm:

    It is really sounding more anti-semitic the more I hear about it though. of course, I would have to judge for myself, but still, it sounds like Pontius Pilate is utterly misrepresented from the reality (he was pretty crucifixion-happy as I have heard).


By Rowlfe on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 05:58 pm:

    the radio was talking to people who just saw it...

    the christians were crying their eyes out, but some walked out saying "I now question the existence of God because of this movie"


By Spider on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 06:05 pm:

    How come?


By The Watcher on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 06:36 pm:

    There were a couple of interesting specials on TV about who killed Jesus.

    I found them quite interesting. But, the one, on either the history channel ot the learning channel, I found a bit disturbing.

    They painted christ as a sort of fundamentalist fanatic. Like the suicide bombers of today.


By Rowlfe on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 06:56 pm:

    how come?

    this one dude said

    "No loving God would allow his son to go through such suffering"

    you know, dumbass "why do bad things happen to good people" shit.



    A better statement...

    the first line of Igby Goes Down

    i dont remember exactly how it goes but it was like


    "if Jesus is the son of God and is going to go to heaven anyway, why is being crucified such a huge fucking sacrifice?"


By Platypus on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 01:37 am:

    I just got out of it.

    It was an amazing, intense, horriffic movie. I actually haven't really had time to process how I feel about it or even to begin to critique it. I feel almost physically ill, as many of the audience did.

    However, a note:

    I really do not feel that the movie was anti-semetic in any way. If anything, you leave wanting to go bag some Romans. I agree with Gibson for arguing that these events occured 2000 years ago--I don't think anyone leaves holocause movies wanting to kill Germans, and likewise no one left this theatre wanting to kill Jews. It really irritates me that people seemed to feel that way. But this is one girl's opinion.

    Anyway. Go see it. It's violent, it's awful, it's intense, it's all that and a bag of chips. When I have had some time to digest it I will try and offer more thoughtful commentary. But my gut reaction:

    ohmigod.

    I think that everyone, Christian and non-Christian alike, was crying by the end. My hardcore athiest friend said she was going home to "rethink her life." Who knows.


By Rowlfe on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 01:39 am:

    I find it interesting that among critics its completely split down the middle


By J on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 03:23 am:

    I find that it's so hyped that I'll wait till it comes out in video,I just decided that.It's been done before,same story.


By Spider on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 10:13 am:

    I'm seeing it on Saturday morning.


    "No loving God would allow his son to go through such suffering"

    That's completely missing the point. Wait, no, that *is* the point -- that a loving God took on human form and chose to suffer like that so that we wouldn't have to. He suffered both in his flesh and in his spirit to save us from that suffering after the day of judgment, and also to sanctify the suffering that we experience on earth.

    The fact that Jesus had to do it in no way makes it any less of a sacrifice. That's why there was the Agony in the Garden of Gethesemane -- Jesus knew exactly what he would have to do, and it terrified him.


By Antigone on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 12:55 pm:

    "My hardcore athiest friend said she was going home to 'rethink her life.'"

    Hopefully she'll reform and become a devout agnostic. :)


By dave. on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 01:10 pm:

    i read a slate review calling it a 2 hour snuff film. rush limbaugh loved it and encouraged listeners to see it.


By kazu on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 04:14 pm:

    I read that review too, it was somewhat thoughtful though it didn't move my desire to see it in either direction. I just don't want to see it. If there weren't about 800 movies in theaters and at the video store that I want to see first I might be interested, but I'm just not.

    "No loving God would allow his son to go through such suffering"

    I can understand how the *graphic* representation of the film might affect someone more than just reading about it. But come on! Were they really under the impression before that dragging a cross for miles, wearing a crown of thorns on your head, and hanging by stakes driven into your hands and feet maybe wasn't that bad?

    I mean, I was made well aware of Jesus' suffering, both from going to CCD and hearing about it from this teacher we had who told us that the crown of thorns is misrepresented in all the paintings and that it was actually shaped like a helmet. Just seeing the almost-life-size emaciated, bloody Christ-on-the-Cross hanging every week at Church should have driven the point home.


By semillama on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 04:26 pm:

    "this teacher we had who told us that the crown of thorns is misrepresented in all the paintings and that it was actually shaped like a helmet. "

    How did he/she know?


By kazu on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 04:30 pm:

    I wouldn't be surprised if she thought Jesus told her personally. She's the one who told us to treat our bodies as temples, "don't go exploring."


    I will never forget that.


By Spider on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 04:48 pm:

    Oh, the possibilities for bad jokes after that line....


By TBone on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 05:59 pm:

    Dude, I would totally go exploring in a temple.
    ...


By Rowlfe on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 07:58 pm:

    funny thing

    Gibson goes on the O'Reilly Factor, and Bill says that he is being unfairly 'blacklisted' for daring have an opinion and it needs to stop....



    hello? Dixie Chicks! Can I see some consistency? Show me some consistency, Billy.


By Spider on Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 03:07 pm:

    I just got back from seeing this. Let me tell you my thoughts:

    * Over all, I thought it was well-done. The acting was good, the sets and costumes were good. The Sanhedrin were portrayed in a bad light, but so were the Romans. A woman was quoted in the Philadelphia Inquirer as saying, "This movie isn't anti-semitic, it's anti-sin," and I agree with that. The people you saw made out to be ugly were people who did ugly things; the people who loved Jesus were shown in a good light. It was that simple. Ethnicity didn't come into it.

    * I think this is a great answer to all the people who don't believe in God because they can't accept that a loving God would allow us to suffer. NO ONE is spared from suffering, not even God incarnate, not even Mary, the perfect human. Suffering is a part of existence. And look how much God suffers! (Or, as it says in the Bible, "See if there is any suffering like mine.") Further, tradition holds that he suffered all pain, always, across time, during the last 24 hours of his life -- in other words, his divinity allowed him to suffer beyond the injuries to his body. This is how he was able to sanctify suffering, because he experienced it all.

    * I loved the portrayal of Satan. Seeing him/her hold the "baby" during the flagellation scene in a mockery of Mary and the baby Jesus was cool. So were the demon children who tormented Judas.

    * There were several moments that made me think if this were any other movie, I'd be rolling my eyes so hard right now, but since it's *true*.... like the scene juxtaposing Mary picking Jesus up as a little boy and after he had fallen on the way to Calvary. I cried there, and I was kind of excited to learn something new to think about while saying the rosary, but objectively speaking, that was maudlin.

    * I was kind of disappointed by the dialogue. I felt like the screenwriter (Gibson?) had picked and chosen little soundbites, and he had chosen the wrong ones, or chosen to omit certain, more powerful, lines. For example, I really wanted to hear the "Are you the king of the Jews?" / "You say that I am" exchange. Why was that omitted? It's in the gospel of John. And I thought the flashback scenes could have been more powerful, or give a better picture of Jesus' teachings, for those unfamiliar with him. Like the beatitudes or something. Instead, I thought the flashbacks were kind of weak. I did like seeing him with Mary, though.

    * My dad, who knows both Vulgar and Church Latin, said they did a good job with it and their accents were good. There was a neat little moment when Pilate spoke to Jesus in Aramaic and Jesus answered in Latin, suprising Pilate. (I'll overlook the historical inaccuracy of Latin in the first place.)

    * Monica Bellucci is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

    * Some HORRIBLE WOMAN talked ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. She sat way in the back, and you constantly heard this low murmur throughout the entire two hours. She was, however, silent during the few seconds before the Resurrection, as was everyone else in the theatre. I think it would have been neater if the camera had been trained on Jesus' face in a full shot, so you could see his eyes open head on. The shot you did see, however, is the "imago pietatis" and is the "shot" you see often in medieval religious art: Jesus sitting up in his tomb after he comes back to life.

    * This isn't really a comment on the movie, but in the movie and in the gospels, it's the women who are most affected by Jesus' suffering, and it's women who first see him after he's resurrected. And it's interesting that whenever I go to Adoration or to daily Mass, most of the people there are women. In fact, very often, it's all women. I wonder what the real reason for that is.



By semillama on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 11:08 am:

    Women suffer more than men? I don't know.

    You say you "learned" new things from the movie, but the example you give seems like an artistic license than something that is new.

    and of course, the "trueness" of the movie is not objective. It's the interpretation of one man of four oft-contradictory texts written many years after the original event with non-historiographic goals in mind.

    I'm guessing that Jesus' Jewishness was either played way down or omitted entirely.

    Anyway, I still don't know if I want to see this movie. From everything I've read, it's really missed the mark. One interesting thing is that I think people who don't want the movie to be anti-semitic are saying it's not. While others are pointing out things that can be construed as anti-semitic. Spider, were there any instances that you can think of where Jews were positively portrayed? I ask since I doubt I will be seeing this until it hits the $1 theater. I think I will probably see it just to judge for myself how Gibson did.


By kazu on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 11:28 am:

    "In fact, very often, it's all women. I wonder what the real reason for that is."

    There is likely no single or real reason, other than perhaps leftovers from antiquated ideals about womanhood and spirituality. Some historical ideals of womanhood have constructed them as a kind of moral *superior,* the spiritual caretakers of the family (not within the actual church)...of course this is after it was decided that women did have souls after all. This differs from religion to religion and demonination to denomination. Professors of mine say there is a similar dynamic in many black churches of more woman than men.


    Growing up I remember church being a "family" thing and that fathers were there with their families, husbands with wives, but more women went alone then men did.

    "Women suffer more than men? I don't know."

    Where does it say that?

    It may be less about who suffered the most and more about how men's and women's reaction to suffering is portrayed and how that might be different based on gender...I am not saying that is accurate or not, just that it might be portrayed differently. Plus, I think the image of Mary might serve as a point of contrast for women. That it was women who were there when he was resurrected is significant, but I don't think it is indicative of who was more affected by his suffering.

    I don't know as much as Spider does, but I always got the impression that men were deeply affected by Jesus's suffering.


By kazu on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 11:30 am:

    That is, woman are portrayed in a certain way vis-a-vis JC's suffering, I didn't see where it said that women suffer more.


By J on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 12:31 pm:


By Spider on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 12:55 pm:

    "You say you "learned" new things from the movie, but the example you give seems like an artistic license than something that is new.

    and of course, the "trueness" of the movie is not objective. It's the interpretation of one man of four oft-contradictory texts written many years after the original event with non-historiographic goals in mind."


    I know that, but I'm giving my take on the movie, and I believe the events depicted in the movie are true. And I said I learned something new to meditate on while saying the rosary -- I don't care if Mary herself actually had those very thoughts at that moment. Just like my seeing a parallel between Mary running to the child Jesus in the temple after she'd lost him and Mary running to Jesus in heaven after her body was assumed, that image is just something for me to focus on while saying prayers.

    I think the movie really hit the mark in a devotional sense, but as a film, I thought it was way too melodramatic and over the top. (Enough with the slow-mo! Enough with the singing choirs turned up to ten in nearly every scene!) So, while it's not an especially good movie as movies go (I'd give it a B), it's an excellent source of imagery for meditation. I thought Jim Caviezel's Jesus was the best Jesus I have ever seen on film -- I thought he nailed the profound stillness Jesus had to have had, particularly in the flashback scenes and when he's standing next to Pilate on the balcony.

    Jews positively portrayed: Members of the Sanhedrin left (or were escorted, can't remember) the trial at the beginning when they became disgusted with the proceedings; the apostles and Mary were obviously portrayed in a good light; Veronica helps Jesus after he falls; people in the crown (mostly women) react in horror when they see Jesus on the way to Calvary; Simon the Cyrenean helps Jesus carry the cross and is very moved by his experience.....that's all I can remember off the top of my head. But, like I said, the movie portrayed the Jewish politicians in a bad light, not the Jews as a whole, and it also portrayed the Roman soldiers as disgusting animals. In no way did it single out Jews as the bad guys.

    I would go so far as to say if someone comes out of the film thinking it was anti-semitic, they're either hypersensitive or anti-semitic themselves and looking for justification. But they'd find that anywhere, anyway.

    AND, this movie does nothing regarding the depicition of Jews and Romans that hasn't been done before. King Herod as effeminate? Herod in "Jesus Christ Superstar" was much more so. The Sanhedrin as bloodthirsty hypocrites? See Zefferelli's "Jesus of Nazareth."


    Women being more "into" Jesus than men: I didn't mean that women sufferend more, but that there were a larger number of devout women than devout men. I have no doubt that there are very devout men who are profoundly moved by Jesus's message and his suffering, but it seems to me that there are more women than men similarly affected.

    Maybe it's entirely a cultural thing. Maybe Catholic men are afraid of looking weak if they're too spiritual or something, so they stay out of church except on Sundays.

    But really, I have no idea -- it's just my impression based on my experience. Last night I went to adoration and (including me) there were 3 women there and 2 men. That's not a significant difference. But many times there will be, say, 12 women there and only one man. And adoration is simply praying before the exposed Eucharist in silence (you don't have to sing or anything :) ), so there's nothing to it that would "obviously" appeal to more women than men.

    I talked to my mother about this and she said it probably has to do with women's maternal instincts and wanting to care for someone who's wounded and in pain. Eh, maybe.

    Don't worry, Kazu, I don't believe for a moment that women are naturally morally superior to men or anything like that (which is one of the reason I love Margaret Atwood's "The Robber Bride" so much -- her message is that if women claim to be equal to men in all things, they also have to accept an equal capacity to do evil. I agree.).


By kazu on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 01:28 pm:

    I love The Robber Bride. That is such a great novel.

    I think your mom has a point though, whether biological
    or social or a combination of both, many women tend
    toward caretaking roles, though that's not an absolute
    by any means.


By TBone on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 02:35 pm:

    I think it's a cultural/guy thing. Men are expected to be more interested in football than in church. Religious men are caricaturized as Ned Flanders.


By semillama on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 03:12 pm:


By TBone on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 05:16 pm:

    Didn't a guy get hit by lightning during filming?


By Spider on Monday, March 1, 2004 - 05:21 pm:

    Yeah, Jim Caviezel. Twice, I think.


By semillama on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 10:15 am:

    Everyone's a critic.


By Spider on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 12:13 pm:

    :)


By Skooter on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 12:20 pm:

    Cavizel and his DP both got hit by lightning. JC got his while he was up on the cross!
    I'm thinking it's a good sign for him that's he not dead!
    Cavizel also suffered hypotherma, put his shoulder out and and suffered a 14 inch slash to his back during the flogging scene.


By semillama on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 04:49 pm:

    That's nothing - In the scene in Two Towers where Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across the Plains of Rohan, Viggo Mortensen filmed that with a broken big toe and Orlando Bloom had a cracked rib. I think the dwarf stand-in was injured as well.


By Skooter on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 08:25 pm:

    I know! The part where he screams after he kicks the Orc helmet was a real take of him breaking his toe and screaming in pain! Suffer for art!


By Skooter on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 10:26 am:

    Well...here's my take on the Passion. I went to see it last night. First, a little background on me, so you'll understand where I'm coming from.
    I was raised knowing about Jesus and told that he was the only way for salvation from before I can remember. I have read all the gospels more than once. Now as an adult, I am a practicing Pagan, but hold a spot open for Christ as a wonderful mythos and a beautful if sometimes awful story about the price of redemption.
    The sound in our theater was lousy. But the picture was very clear.
    The movie doesn't waste any time dropping you in the story. Garden of Gesthamene, you are there.
    Satan, played by a woman, gave me the chills up and down my neck. Nice small tempatation scene here, did any one notice the maggot crawling out and in of her nose?
    When Petra hacks a Romans ear off, thus begins the single goriest movie I have ever seen. Ever.
    It was painful to my soul to watch. Really.
    Cavizel does an amazing job in this movie. There is some great cut away scenes where we see him and Mary and he's making a table, the first time I have ever seen Jesus doing carpentry and being a fully human Jesus, but not a crackpot like Dafoes Jesus.
    I thought the flashback scenes were almost as powerful as the crucifiction scenes. The tortures are so awful and gory that Gibson had to cut away at some point or the audience wouldn't be able to take any more.
    Scary demon imagery also. There's an interesting scene where the newly captured Jesus is thrown over a low hanging bridge and into the face of a cowering Judas. I felt like it was another chance for Judas to say he was sorry, but he couldn't do it.
    The Judas suicide reminded me of a NIN video, watch it and you'll see what I mean.
    By the time of the beating, you'll be sucked into the story if you let yourself go along for the ride. Every lash, I winced and gasped. The Romans are pulling out chunks of flesh. I had to look away at one point as tears streamed down my face. It was one of the hardest things I've ever watched.
    The women who play the two Marys are wonderful. The scenes with Mary, mother of Jesus are the best in the movie. Nik (my wife) and I were both crying at the scene where she runs to pick Jesus up as a child and on the ground under the weight of the cross.
    I was thinking about the use of Latin in the movie. It could be because Gibson still recieves Mass in Latin and that's how he wanted to hear the words.
    The Aramic is wonderful.
    I think the hype about this movie be anti-semitic is just that. Hype. Bullshit. If anything, the movie could be construed as anti-Roman, anti-Italian. They were like animals, all cruel laughing and spitting.
    Pilates character and Claudia were well done in their short screen time. Pilate had NO choice to but crucify Christ as Chaphias was going to cause a giant riot during passover, causing Roman soldiers to die and Pilate to lose his own head to Rome.
    You can see chunks of Jesus sticking out under the skin. I have never seen anything that cruel in a movie before. Parts of him are hanging off. His eyes are smashed in. Blood, blood, blood.
    Simon of Cyrynes character was wonderful.
    I love the tearing of the curtin in the temple mount as Jesus is dying. The man who played James, the borhter of Jesus also did a great job.
    The only thing I didn't like was the pearl harbor shot of the tear from heaven. That was cheesy.
    I thought the score was amazing. I want to go buy the soundtrack.
    All in all, don't believe the hype. Just go see the movie for yourself. It'd be best if you cleared your mind of all the talk and just go in with an open slate, then I'd be interested in what you think.
    There were vultures handing out pamphlets when we were leaving. Some people just don't get it.
    I'm not sure I really want to see this movie again, but I think I will make myself, just because of the scope and effort put in.
    I thought it was amazing.


By Skooter on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 10:33 am:

    Also. I will now stop referring to Yeshua as Jesus. I think of Yeshua as a much better name for the symbol of christ then the English Jees-uz.


By Spider on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 10:43 am:

    Wow, I'm moved that you were so moved, Skooter.
    I'm glad you liked it.


By semillama on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 10:17 am:

    I saw it last night.

    before I go into it, a quote:

    "The Jews didn't kill Jesus.
    The Romans didn't kill Jesus.
    The POLICE killed Jesus."
    -St. Palmer Vreedeez

    Ok. This movie was bad beyond belief. The cinematography was HORRIBLE. Horrible horrible horrible. The utter lack of context in the film, the failure to identify characters, the SLOW MOTION. Ugh. Just bad all around. Please God, don't let Mel Gibson direct any more movies. I guess if all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. and Gibson's hammer is melodrama.

    I thought the sheer amount of gore and violence crossed the line into what basically counts as pornography, a pornography of brutality and suffering. Perhaps with a better context in the film, it might not have crossed that line, but as it stands, the movie just comes off as an exercise in pain. It got to a point where it was just ludicrous.

    The flashback technique was utterly inadequate to give you a sense of what motivated the character of Jesus. You got no motivation whatsoever for Judas (whom I've always felt got a bum rap). The Roman officials are basically absolved of any responsibility. No explanation for why Claudia is sympathetic. No context to the place and times.

    Basically, if you didn't know much about the story beyond the basics going in, you brought the same back out.

    Plus, what's the deal with the Dark Lord of the Sith? I thought that was quite distracting and really detracted from the film, as did the demon children.

    This whole thing was a mess. The reasons I went to see it were a). my dad's in town and he wanted to see it and b). I wanted to judge for myself after reading a couple of reviews that trashed the film and then reading the two positive reviews here.

    I have to say I'm with the critics on this one.

    As far as anti-semitism goes, well, it wasn't overt. but there was an element of that to the film, perhaps not a conciously thought out thing. What I am referring to is the portray of the Jewish population as a whole, which gives an image of a population that is crying out for blood. The individual Jews who are against it in the film are few and far between, and get far less attention than the Romans with similar attitudes who are shown struggling with their consciences.

    I have to say also that the whole sheer high-falutin' overdramatic tone every single thing was given was a mistake as well, after about ten minutes it just got BORING. then I kept getting reminded of "Life of Brian". I kept expecting to see scenes from that movie. Especially when the Jewish crowd calls out to release Barrabas - it was all I could to do to not cry out "Welease Bwian!!"

    And to top it all off, the preview in front of the film was for Garfield: the Movie. Freaking GARFIELD.

    Jesus.


By on Monday, March 15, 2004 - 01:04 pm:


By J on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 - 01:28 am:

    What does Jesus have to do with Liberace? Nothing I think,but that's me.


By semillama on Monday, March 22, 2004 - 12:49 pm:

    I found this pretty enlightening, and it's the best critique of the movie I've seen, and really nails the matter of its inadequacies in telling the story (Apart from the myriad of historical inaccuracies). Basically, Gibson distorted a LOT of important facts to make his message. but if you have to distort teh facts, then what does that say about the message you are trying to impart?

    From the American Institute of Archaeology website:

    Two Archaeologists Comment on The
    Passion of the Christ
    DR. ANDREA BERLIN AND DR. JODI MAGNESS*

    Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of the Christ is hardly a historical documentary. As the director
    himself asserts, and reviewers, religious leaders, and audience members agree, the
    movie is designed to bring to vivid life the nature and magnitude of Jesus’ sacrifice – an issue
    of theology rather than history. We are not theologians, but rather archaeologists specializing
    in the material remains and history of Roman Palestine. As such, we can not speak to the
    movie’s moral message, or even to the aesthetic or cinematic vision of the director. Some
    viewers may wonder, however, about the historical accuracy with which events and their settings
    are depicted. For those who are curious about Gibson’s fidelity to ancient sources, we
    offer the following information.

    LANGUAGE
    How do we know what languages people actually spoke in Roman Judaea? We have a lot
    of written evidence from the region that is contemporary with the era of Jesus: papyri, inscriptions,
    grafitti, and historical texts. From hundreds of examples surviving from Roman
    Judaea, we can easily document which languages people understood and used both in official
    transactions and in their daily lives. The ancient evidence is very clear on this point: the everyday
    language spoken by the Jewish and Samaritan populations of Palestine in the time of
    Jesus was Aramaic, while the official language for administrative communication was Greek.
    Thus one of the film’s major historical inaccuracies is the use of Latin instead of Greek. In
    the context of the movie, it may seem logical to hear Roman soldiers and officials speak
    Latin. After all, by the time of Jesus, Latin had long been the living language of the population
    of Rome as well as of most of Italy. In Judaea, however, nobody grew up speaking or
    even learning Latin. While Roman soldiers and officials from Rome probably did speak Latin
    among themselves, they would have used Greek to communicate with members of the local
    ruling class, such as Herod’s family and the Jewish high priests. As a poor Jew, Jesus presumably
    did not know Greek at all, and he certainly would not have known Latin (in one scene
    in the movie, he speaks with Pontius Pilate in Latin!).
    COSTUMES
    For this film to be an accurate depiction of Christ’s crucifixion, it would have to be rated X
    (NC-17). This is because crucified victims were executed in the nude. In everyday life, men
    and women alike wore tunics – a type of simple, one-piece dress, belted at the waist, with a
    hole for the head and two holes for the arms. A mantle (a large rectangular cloak) was worn
    over the tunic, but on the shoulders, not over the head as shown in the movie. Jewish men
    had tassels (called tzitzit) attached to the corners of their mantles. Long (ankle-length) tunics
    were worn by men for ceremonial purposes (for example, by priests) as well as by women,
    and short (knee-length) tunics were worn by slaves, soldiers, and for purposes of work,
    where mobility was required. Nothing (no underwear) was worn under tunics, except by
    Essene men who wore a loin cloth.
    Jewish men did not have long hair, unless they were Nazirites (fulfilling a Nazirite vow).
    Jewish women in Roman Judea wore hairnets, examples of which have been discovered at
    sites such as Masada.
    In the film, Jesus’s mother Mary is played by a handsome actress who appears to be in
    her 40’s. Assuming that Mary gave birth to Jesus when she was very young (about 12-13
    years of age), she indeed would have been in her 40’s when Jesus died. However, a 40-something
    year old woman in Roman Judaea, especially from a poor family, would have looked
    much older than a 40-something year old woman in contemporary Western society. Mary
    probably would have looked like a 60-something year old woman does today.

    TORTURE METHODS
    Written evidence from the time of Jesus reveals that torture was not only carried out but
    actually regulated under the Roman state. A stone inscription found in the modern Italian
    town of Pozzuoli (ancient Puteoli), dating to the first century C.E., details regulations for the
    hiring of people to torture or execute slaves, whether by court order or in response to an
    owner’s request:
    [Members of t]he workforce which shall be provided for ... inflicting punishment ...
    [are] to be over fifty years of age or under twenty, no[t] to have any sores, be oneeyed,
    maimed, lame, blind, or branded. The contractor is to have no fewer than thirtytwo
    operatives.
    If anyone wishes to have a slave – male or female – punished privately, he who
    wishes to have the punishment inflicted shall do so as follows. If he wants to put the
    slave on the cross or fork, the contractor must supply the posts, chains, ropes for floggers,
    and the floggers themselves. ... The magistrate shall give orders for such punishments
    as he exacts in his public capacity, and when orders are given (the contractor) is
    to be ready to exact the punishment. He is to set up crosses and supply without charge
    nails, pitch, wax, tapers, and anything else that is necessary for this in order to deal
    with the condemned man ...(The Roman World: A Sourcebook, David Cherry, editor,
    Blackwell Publishers 2001, pp. 26-27; text translation from J. F. Gardiner and T.
    Wiedemann, The Roman Household: A Sourcebook, London 1991, pp. 24-26).
    The description in this inscription is similar to another given by the ancient Roman historian
    Suetonius. In his biography of Nero, Suetonius described the Roman Senate’s decree of
    death for the emperor more maiorum (i.e., in the traditional manner), that is by “having his
    head put in a wooden fork and being beaten to death by rods” (Nero 49.2; Suetonius goes on
    to say that Nero was so frightened by this sentence that he committed suicide before it could
    be imposed.).
    It should be noted that at this time such regulations were the responsibility of civil jurisdictions.
    An empire-wide standard did not exist. We do not know what regulations, if any,
    existed in Roman Judaea. Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor who sentenced Jesus, would
    have had some latitude in devising and carrying out the punishment he decreed. While “flogging”
    and “beating” are attested in ancient sources, however, there are neither descriptions,
    pictorial representations, nor physical evidence for the brutal implement that is used at
    length and to such horrific effect in The Passion’s “scourging” scenes. Scourging as a practice
    is attested but the only weapon ever cited is a reed (Mark 15:19; Matt. 27:30). The Gospels are
    in fact quite terse in their rendition: “... after having Jesus scourged, he [Pilate] delivered Him
    over to be crucified” (Mark 15:15; cf. Matt. 27:26). Had Jesus been tortured in an exceptional
    manner (that is, had he been treated more harshly and differently than other crucifixion victims),
    this would presumably have been mentioned in the Gospels.
    The armed Jewish guards shown in the movie accompanying the high priests, who arrest
    and abuse Jesus, are pure fantasy (as are their costumes). The Romans would never have allowed
    the Jews to have their own army. Instead, the Gospels describe Jesus as being arrested
    by a “crowd of men with swords and clubs” (Mark 14: 43; Matt. 26:47, refers to a
    “great crowd”).

    CRUCIFIXION
    Crucifixion was a standard method of execution in the ancient world (see the text above
    under “Torture Methods,” which refers to putting a slave “on the cross”). It was generally
    used against slaves, traitors, and members of the lower classes who were convicted of political
    crimes. The most dramatic example from Roman history may be the mass crucifixion of
    6,000 gladiators and slaves at the end of the revolt of Spartacus (73-71 B.C.E.). The Jewish historian
    Flavius Josephus records two episodes of mass crucifixion from Israel. In 88 B.C.E. the
    Hasmonean king Alexander Jannaeus ordered 800 enemy captives crucified, while in the
    year 4 B.C.E., Quintilius Varus, the Roman officer in charge of the province of Syria, ordered
    the crucifixion of 2,000 Jews who had rebelled against Roman rule upon the death of King
    Herod. Later, during the Jewish revolt and war against the Romans from 66-70 C.E., the Roman
    commanders Vespasian and his son Titus both ordered crucifixion executions as public
    warnings and deterrents. (Josephus recounts these episodes in two of his historical works,
    both written in the later first century C.E. when he was living in Rome. They are the Jewish
    Antiquities and the Jewish War: Ant. 13.380; War 1.97; 2.75; 3.321; 5.289; 5.450-51).
    There is physical evidence attesting to the practice of crucifixion in first century Judaea. In
    1968, an ossuary (bone box) of the first century C.E. excavated from a large rock-cut burial
    cave at the site of Giv’at ha-Mivtar, in northeast Jerusalem, was found to contain the bones of
    a young man who had been crucified. The evidence consisted of a right heel bone pierced by
    a nail 4 1/2 inches long. The end of the nail was bent, or hooked, apparently because it had
    been driven against a knot in the upright beam of the cross; and this prevented its removal
    afterwards (Vassilios Tzaferis, “Jewish Tombs at and near Giv’at ha-Mivtar,” Israel Exploration
    Journal 20 (1970), pp. 18-32; J. Zias and E. Sekeles, “The Crucified Man from Giv’at ha-Mivtar:
    A Reappraisal,” Israel Exploration Journal 35 (1985), pp. 22-27).
    There are two inaccuracies in the depiction of Jesus’s crucifixion in this film. First, those
    sentenced to crucifixion apparently carried only the crossbeam, not the entire cross, to the
    site of the crucifixion. Second, many victims were tied by ropes to the cross, not nailed. In
    cases where victims were nailed, the nails were placed through the wrists, not the palms of
    the hands.
    Not every ancient society employed crucifixion as the standard method of execution,
    however. Were Jesus to have been tried and condemned by a Jewish court for violating Jewish
    law, he would have been executed by stoning, burning, decapitation, or strangulation, depending
    on the charge. In Roman Judaea, only the Romans (and specifically, the Roman provincial
    governor) had the authority to impose the penalty of crucifixion.

    HISTORICAL CONTEXT
    Even if The Passion adhered in every detail to the specific narratives of the Synoptic Gospels
    (Matthew, Mark, and Luke) or the Gospel of John, it would be neither accurate nor fair
    to take these texts as “scripts” for the arrest, trial, and crucifixion of Jesus. That is because
    these texts were not written down at the time, nor were they written by actual witnesses of
    these events. Instead they were composed two generations later and hundreds of miles
    away: between 70 and 90 C.E., and outside of the area of the Levant.
    Because the Gospel authors were writing for an audience who did not live at the time or
    in the place of the events they were narrating, they worked to put the events of Jesus’ trial
    and death within the larger historical context of his life and mission. In his own narrative
    choices, however, Mel Gibson has chosen to ignore what the Gospel writers strove to supply.
    By focusing on the last 12 hours of Jesus’s life, Gibson has ripped this event from its historical
    context and rendered it unintelligible, with no apparent reason for the crucifixion of Jesus
    aside from blaming evil Jews and Romans. Perhaps this is deliberate and intended to serve a
    theological purpose. But historically it means that viewers are left without any understanding
    of the complex events that led up to these last 12 hours.
    In the first century C.E., the population of Roman Judaea and its adjacent areas of
    Idumaea, Samaria, and Galilee was comprised of numerous groups, factions, and sects, di-
    Two Archaeologists Comment on The Passion of the Christ
    vided variously along ethnic, class, and religious lines. These areas were not an ancient version
    of the modern American “melting pot,” however, but instead a tinderbox of instability.
    There were tensions between the Jews and the Roman occupying forces, and between the
    Jews and non-Jewish (Gentile) inhabitants of the country. Galileans and Judaeans fought
    with Samaritans, and Samaritans attacked Galilean pilgrims. Jews were divided along religious
    and class lines into groups such as the Pharisees, Sadducees, and Essenes. These Jewish
    groups – including Jesus and his followers – argued about religious laws and rituals, as well
    as about adopting Greek and Roman cultural traditions. Many Jews organized political or
    economic movements against their Roman rulers. Meanwhile those rulers made sure that an
    outsized military presence loomed over all Jewish festival gatherings. Thus it is as historically
    inaccurate to present the Jews as a single, monolithic group as it would be to present modern
    American Protestants as such.
    For both the Roman officials and the politically accommodating Jewish high priests, any
    person who threatened the precarious balance presented a social and political problem. During
    the Passover festival, which was a period of huge crowding in the city, the Roman governor
    and army were especially nervous about civil disturbances. With his outburst in the
    Temple and an enormous crowd coalescing around him, Jesus would naturally have been
    seen by both Roman officials and Jewish high priests as a dangerous and even destabilizing
    individual. As a poor Jewish peasant from Galilee speaking out in opposition to the wealthy
    high priests of the Jerusalem Temple, Jesus would have had allies and supporters among the
    large numbers of the politically powerless, but not among the small group of the well-connected
    political elite. This background is essential to understanding why Jesus was condemned
    and crucified so quickly: in order to minimize the civic disruption that a prolonged
    and public trial might engender. The fact that Jesus died by a method of execution that only a
    Roman official could impose also reveals which authority figure – the Jewish high priest or
    the Roman governor – was in reality the more threatened by his actions.
    As director of The Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson was compelled to make narrative
    choices: when and where to start the story, what to emphasize, how to draw out each
    person’s essential characteristics. The end result is a movie that conveys a tremendous
    amount of pain and suffering, but also one that is, in many major and minor respects, unmoored
    from documented realities. Gibson strives to convey a theological message by recreating
    a convincing ancient context. The message that people take away from the movie
    should not, however, be mistaken for verifiable historical fact.
    NOTES
    * Dr. Andrea Berlin, Associate Professor at the University of Minnesota, is an Academic Trustee
    of the Archaeological Institute of America; Dr. Jodi Magness, Distinguished Professor at the University
    of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, is a former Academic Trustee.


By Skooter on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 05:24 pm:

    I knew the thing about the cross beam. What I think the problem is with historical accuracy is that this story in any form is MYTHOS.
    It's a story told over and over and over and over. A very old myth surronding the death and re-birth of a god-man.
    I wonder if Gibson would have been able to duck the contoversy had he ducked the "historical" approach and gone fully into the mythos instead.
    Poor MG could have really used some lessons from Joe Campbell and Bill Moyers.


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 05:37 pm:

    some stories are better told that way. still, cultural and social things can be historically accurate even if narrative cannot.

    I don't see how this story could have been told without ANY historical context and thus probably would have pissed people off regardless.

    *poor* mg my ass. heh. he's doing just fine. but he didn't get any of my money. though...my decision to see it really didn't have anything to do with that. I just didn't want to.


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 05:38 pm:

    my decision NOT to see it.


By semillama on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 05:42 pm:

    speaking of historically accurate and mythos, I guess there's a King Arthur movie coming out that's supposed to be set in Romano-British times, and so I am looking forward to checking out how they do with that. I really like it when they do King Arthur as NOT "knights in shining armor".


By Rowlfe on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 05:59 pm:


By Skooter on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 09:14 pm:

    Funny, but isn't the banning of things Facist as itself? Ban head scarfs, ban movies...that sounds pretty fucking facist to me.


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 09:34 pm:

    yeah...yore probabwy wite


By wisper on Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 02:31 am:

    saw it!

    boring.
    over-rated.
    dull.



    well, the gore makeup was amazing, anyway.






    and also, who brings a 3 year old to this movie, at 11pm?
    WHO. DOES. THAT.
    Oh she's crying? I wonder why.
    fuck....


By Rowlfe on Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 06:40 pm:

    anyone seen the new South Park episode? All Passion bashing for half an hour. It was awesome.


By wisper on Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 06:45 pm:

    I recommend Jesus Christ Superstar, as far as Jesus movies go.

    And why is Herod always a big fat slightly gay party animal?


By wisper on Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 07:34 pm:

    oh yeah, and i forgot to mention the slow-motion.
    the
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    for no real reason, as substitute for real drama, every 10 minutes.
    And there is this one single moment of comic relief that is so painfull and poorly timed, my movie-watching companion commented "And the next day, Jesus invented cars!"

    But anyway....
    i tend to judge jesus movies by the way they portray Judas. Judas is probably the toughest character to get down because he's just a tool in god's little plan to kill his own son, he is getting totally fucked over on this one, and he probably knows it. I think jesus and judas are the only ones who really know what's going on. They're the only ones who really suffer.
    So i like it when Judas is given his own Garden-esque time, to kinda give god some words for doing this to him.
    But this time, he doesn't get any.

    And while i found the demon kids an interesting twist, i think it took the movie in a bad direction. Satan was creepy and wicked and all, but it's not part of this story. This is all god's thing.
    Unless Mel just wanted satan and the kiddies around as symbols, symbols of Jesus' own doubt in the garden and Judas' nagging guilt. Which is fine, but i think it takes away from the real story, because the "beauty" i guess of the jesus story is that he's just a simple guy feeling real human pain, just as any of us could. Wood, blood, torture and death. But sticking the CGI demons in there drags us into the world of unicorns and faries.
    I mean, pick a side, Mel. It's pure human suffering or it's CGI bullshit.

    Another annyoing part is when they arrest him (in sloooooooomoooooooo) and Peter cuts off a soldiers ear, and Jesus reaches down and heals it back on, and the soldier is all "changed" and humbled. COME ON. That's not in there AT ALL, that sort of propaganda tripe is, well, tripey.
    And the way it's shot....golden backlighting.... pretentious. Like on Touched By An Angel.


    I didn't find it to be terribly gorey.
    Note: I also didn't find Kill Bill to be very gorey either.
    I think all that has to do with context.


By Soldier with one ear on Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 09:54 pm:

    Well I found it gorey.


By semillama on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:12 am:

    Wisper, you should do a web search on a book written in the 1890s by one Catherine Emmerich called the Dolorous Passion of our lord Jesus Christ. All of the stuff from the Passion that seems out of place (including much of what you listed) came from that document, which is based on her "visions" of the crucifixion. Emmerich also claimed to be a stigmatic.

    That South Park was brilliant.


By Skooter on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 12:27 pm:

    The part about Peters ear....it's in one of the gospels by crackey. Go find it. That South Park, while being quite a bit over the top, was funny as hell.
    I wonder if they'll ever show that episode in Germany? They are very very paraniod about any reference to Hitler, so I'm betting they won't allow this one.


By wisper on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 06:45 pm:

    yes the ear is in there, but not the healing.
    ----------------
    51 Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him. With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.
    52 "Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.
    53 Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?".....
    56 But this has all taken place that the writings of the prophets might be fulfilled." Then all the disciples deserted him and fled.
    --------------------
    "10 Then Simon Peter, having a sword, drew it and struck the high priest's slave and cut off his right ear. The slave's name was Malchus.
    11 Jesus said to Peter, "Put your sword into its sheath; shall I not drink the cup which the Father has given me?"
    12 So the band of soldiers and their captain and the officers of the Jews seized Jesus and bound him."
    ---------------------------


By Spider on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 07:37 pm:

    Skooter is right -- the healing of the ear is mentioned explicitly in the gospel of Luke:

    ______________________________
    Luke 22:50
    And one of them struck the slave of the high priest and cut off his right ear.

    Luke 22:51
    But Jesus answered and said, "Stop! No more of this." And He touched his ear and healed him.
    _______________________________


    No mention of the slave's conversion; however, if some guy reattached your severed ear with just his touch, what would you do?


By TBone on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 08:17 pm:

    Scream and run, most likely.


By kazu on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 08:22 pm:

    poop my pants


By dave. on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:10 pm:

    kill him and eat him.


By Spider on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:17 pm:

    Damn, I love you guys. I knew you wouldn't let me down, with a straight line like that!


By wisper on Saturday, April 3, 2004 - 01:57 am:

    aww crap, i knew it was going to be in the gospel i didn't check.

    they're long and i'm out of practice.


By wisper on Saturday, April 3, 2004 - 01:59 am:

    oh, and i'd probably take him out to Denny's, promise to write but eventually just lose contact. Maybe send and x-mas card every now and then, you know, nothing major, not like it used to be in the beginning.


By semillama on Monday, April 5, 2004 - 10:42 pm:

    "52 "Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword."

    Wait - didn't he also say he was here to bring us a sword? so what we supposed to do with it? just put it in the umbrella stand?

    "Hey, bud, here's a sword, but don't draw it or it will kill ya."

    "Um...Thanks, Jesus. I'll just put it over here then. Want a Nehi?"

    "Depends, Orange or Grape?"


By Spider on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 11:05 am:

    Are you referring to this passage?

    ________________
    Matthew 10:34-38
    Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

    For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household.

    He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me.

    And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it.
    ______________________________________


By semillama on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 10:39 pm:

    I was making a joke, and yes.


By kazu on Friday, April 9, 2004 - 11:20 am:


By TBone on Friday, April 9, 2004 - 12:42 pm:

    Oh, how I wish there was some video.


By J on Sunday, April 11, 2004 - 04:02 pm:

    Those poor kids. Jesus


By eri on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 12:44 am:

    I got an interesting situation this week. The kids are off of school for Good Friday, so my daughter asked what Good Friday was. The teacher informed her that she could not answer the question for legal reasons and she would have to ask her parents. No big deal. Good friday the day that Jesus died on the cross, right? But Kebron had to be in on the conversation and add that it was a "good" day because it was the day Jesus died. Of course, I went off on him at this point because the kids need to have the "facts" as they may be and judge for themselves without stupid hypocracy making decisions for them. They need to learn to judge for themselves and Hayley is at the age where you give her the facts and then let her come up with her own ideas.

    So basically Hayley knows that this is the day Jesus rose from the grave and Micki knows this is when the easter bunny comes to bring candy.

    The joy of having children.


By semillama on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 11:42 am:

    You should take this opportunity to have some fun and tell them that Jesus brings them eggs.


By TBone on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 12:10 pm:

    In a bunny suit.
    .
    He lays them himself.


By wisper on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 02:11 pm:

    eggcellent.


By eri on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 03:57 pm:

    ROFLMAO. That reminds me of my first experience with an Assembly of God church. The Pastor showed up in a bunny suit and gave this really over the top speech about how Jesus died for our sins. It was hillarious and fucking confusing all at the same time. That just reminded me of Pastor Bunny Suit who used to sing Rico Suave songs when he thought no one was looking.

    Next year we will have to have Spunky dress up in a bunny suit and sing Rico Suave songs and pretent to lay eggs for the kids (see if they will eat the candy in them then hehehehe).


By semillama on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 04:04 pm:


By Platypus on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 11:48 pm:

    Christo anesti!

    You might want to take the opportunity to remind them that Easter is a fertility holiday and that the bunny/eggs are symbols of fertility. The old English word "Eastre" refers ultimately to Ishtar, a mesopotamian fertility goddess. Christians realized the time of the resurrection was convieniently concurrent with the old fertility holidays practiced by pagans and turned the holiday into a celebration of the resurrection of Christ. Handy how they were able to segue, eh? I'm also sure people did all kinds of naughty things with those eggs.

    Easter. Prime time for humping.


By patrick on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 12:58 pm:

    mmmmm fertile.


    im glad the holiday is gone. hardboiled eggs smell like ass. i dont know how anyone can eat that shit.


By semillama on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 05:57 pm:


By eri on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 11:58 am:

    Spunky and I are going out to the campgrounds for the fertility rights this weekend...hehehehe. Actually it will be our first festival and Beltane isn't actually until next month, but festival is this weekend, and we're going for the first time. It's Spunky's birthday present to me. So Platypus, this weekend we will be celebrating those exact things you were talking about.

    The sulfur heated hot springs up near Mammoth smells overpoweringly like hard boiled eggs. The smell almost knocks you on your ass. But I still miss eggs.


By Rowlfe on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 12:18 am:


By wisper on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 02:20 am:

    this just in:
    Gibson pretentious mofo with god-complex.

    I will sell jesus like Mickey Mouse!


By TBone on Friday, April 16, 2004 - 12:01 pm:

    Soon you'll have kids pounding nails into each other on the school ground. What's the world coming to?


By kazu on Friday, April 16, 2004 - 12:10 pm:

    The bullies across the street made the neighborhood dork, wearing a crown of rubber bands and thumbtacks, carry the football goal posts all the way home frome school yesterday.


    Does anyone remember, I think it was TNT or one of those stations had, a month of oscar movies and to advertise they showed a class of second graders performing *Ben Hur*? Anyone? That commercial always cracked me up.


By eri on Friday, April 16, 2004 - 12:23 pm:

    I don't like violent movies. I just don't like them. It's why I don't watch many action movies. The bombing, fighting, guns, etc don't entertain me. They annoy me. From what I have heard about this movie, it's not for me. Not that I don't want to see it, but I know myself well enough to know that I will probably walk out of it. If it goes on television unedited, my television will be off. There are so many things like that my kids don't need to see until they are OLDER. Not that I overly shelter them, but this is obviously a movie not meant for my 4 year old to watch, let alone my 9 year old.


By kazu on Friday, April 16, 2004 - 12:59 pm:

    I like violent movies. I like Scarface-type or even The Krays-type violence, intense but not pornographic.

    There seem to be little reason for any child to watch this; it would give them nightmares as I am pretty certain the emaciated life-sized bleeding Jesus on the cross statue did for many a wee Catholic growing up.


By semillama on Friday, April 16, 2004 - 06:07 pm:

    "Jesus didn't come here to give us the willies!"


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