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I can't even begin to say how bad this movie sucked. THIS is the movie that John Travolta has been itching to get made for the past X number of years??? THIS movie??? Am I missing something here? Who wrote this shit? Travolta does another dog like this and he'll be doing "Look Who's Talking 4" next. I mean, I sensed that with his last movie, The General's Daughter (which ironically was another movie that I saw for free at this same theater) that Johnny boy was pushing his luck. And John was so cool in Pulp Fiction and then Get Shorty. And now Battlefield Earth. Mr. Scientology decides he simply MUST get to the screen the blatherings of his late, unlamented guru - L. Ron Hubbard. Why even bother? This thing made no sense what-so-ever. Why was Travolta made up to look like an extraterrestial Klingon but spoke not just like a human being but an American to boot. This was supposed to be an alien? This movie sucked so bad I'm really at a loss for words. Do yourself a favor and stay away. If you have to see a movie, and your only two options were Pippi Longstocking or Battlefield Earth, I'd choose Pippi. Know what I mean??? Two thumbs down. Way way way down. (Beat ya to it PJ Boy! *G*) |
But I never cared for Travolta anyway. Not in 'Urban Cowboy'. Not in 'Grease'. Not in anything. Even Vinne Barbarino got on my nerves. Maybe after 'Battlefield' flops/Hollywood will tell him to take his comeback millions & fly his ass back to Massachusettes. Permanently. |
I'm waiting for Gladiator, even though I know it took quite a few liberites with historical accuracy (Thumbs up meant the audience wanted the loser to die, not live, etc). I am also waiting for the "X-men" movie like the fanboy I am. |
this gossip was provided by insiders if there is any doubt. |
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When it came to the part about the Psychlos (the aliens of which John is one) letting 3 of the "man-animals" (ie humans) escape (or letting them think they've escaped) and the aliens waiting around to see what the the first food they eat (the theory being: they will eat what they like best first and then the aliens can use that food as a way to bribe the humans) and THEN the humans start eating rats because they are so hungry and the aliens think "a-ha...rats must be their favorite food....look. They're eating them raw!"...well I knew this movie was on a fast steep slippery slope into crap-dom. So...what of the movie that I did manage to see - I'm still completely mystified by it. Made no sense to me at all. Course I'm not real big on sci-fi but really. I mean....bleeeeeechhhhh! Raw rats? Uh...yeah. Ok....whatever you say L. Ron Hubbard. |
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but before thurs. so you can dispatch me if you need to, patrick. |
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He is absolutely right. Worst piece of bung I've ever seen. That whole rat thing was gross. I was just stunned more people didn't follow us out when we got up to leave. We then progressed across the street to a pizza joint where we encountered a couple of secret service guys and for clinton cabinetmember Robert Reich. An all around odd evening. Oh, and oddly enuf, twas Pete and I that saw General's Daughter and Markus was supposed to join us, but he got there late and only saw the last couple minutes. Feels like I was never away from here. |
I have low expectations. super-hero/comic book movies are really hard to pull off. I'm one of those people who gets really mad when they don't do everything exactly the way it was done in the comic book. |
I think they are trying to keep the spirit of the books in the movie, though. Plus, Ray Parks (Darth Maul) as the Toad - right on! But, all is filler until Xmas 2001... |
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I think the movie comes out later this month. I'm surprised they held sneak previews so early for this one - seeing how badly it stunk. Were they hoping that people were going to come out of this movie raving about it to their friends??? Honestly, I felt unclean after leaving that movie...I had an overwhelming desire to go wash my hands. |
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Today i am "lucky", the assholes are closing down the street here at work to have a premier for that fucking thing at the theater across the street. don't ever put anything past scientologists.....ANYTHING..this movie is just propganda, it has no redeeming cinematic value at all. |
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reading. I got 50 pages into it and never picked it up again... |
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girlfriend and I have a pact to go see every scifi movie released... |
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