BEAN AND PHANTOMS!!

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By Cris on Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:39 pm:

    yep.. Phantoms and Bean are the worst movies in the whole world.. Okay, Bean was just a stupid ass who never talked, the movie was dumb because it had no freaking plot! Phantoms was even worse, it was the S L O W E S T freaking movie i ever saw.. here's the movie in a nutshell..

    (if you say it in your head sarcastically and slow it's much funnier)
    'ohh. we're on our way to see our aunt... ohh for some reason the town looks lifeless.. ohh we're at our aunts house now.. ohh she's not here.. ohhh we should look upstairs to see if she's up there.. ohh she's not there, lets go look around town.. ohhh we found a building.. ohhh here comes ben affleck.. ohhhh (i'm so bored at this point i could eat glass and be ten times happier) i turned it off maybe an hour into the movie because it was going sooo slow... i probably would have had more satisfaction masterbating my parakeet! i recommend you DON'T see it..
    other stupid movies..
    spice world (forced to take my sister to see it..the worst day of my life to date!)

    The haunting (what the hell? the ending was lame, storyline was lame.. actors were lame.. etc on and on)

    End of days (again, lame ending.. 'thank you'?..)

    What lies beneath (another predictable, and stupid movie that could have been told in five minutes or less)

    and when i remember some more 'winners' i'll be sure to let you know.. just DON'T see those ones.. you'll pay for it in the end! *LAUGHS*

By TBone on Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:48 pm:

    Damn.

    Stop watching shitty movies. Heh.

    I just watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
    That was fun.

By Cris on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 12:08 am:

    i want to see that!

By TBone on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 12:10 am:

    It's a good one. Seems a lot longer than it is.

    The flying around is neat.

    I'm listening to an MP3 of Moby, Blue Man Group,
    and Jill Scott performing together.

    Apparently that happened on something on tv tonight.

By Cat on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 01:56 am:

    What do all the "*laughs*" mean? Is that a cue to laugh? Is there a punishment if you don't laugh when required? What about if it's not funny, do you have to put "*no laughing*"?

    I think I failed basic geek language. *scratch ass*

By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:26 am:

    TBONE YOU SUCK...

    Where in gods name did you watch that. A friend of mine and I are looking everywhere for that, Video DVD, Theater whatever. Can't find shit.

By semillama on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 09:27 am:

    Apparently someone missed the secret subplot of Bean. *pick at belly button*

By TBone on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:24 pm:

    The rockingest theater ever:
    The Wilma Theater.

    They put a movie screen on the stage and gave us
    free popcorn, which I started to drop, and in
    trying to save it, hit my girlfriend's popcorn as
    well, spilling both in an explosion of popcorn.

    I was not popular at the Wilma last night.

By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:34 pm:

    TBone... Dude, not cool.

By Cris on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:23 pm:

    the 'laughs' thing means i'm laughing

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