THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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By Tartan on Saturday, March 7, 1998 - 03:10 pm: |
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By Pylon on Sunday, March 8, 1998 - 03:41 am: |
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By Nate on Sunday, March 8, 1998 - 01:08 pm: |
Not to mention that "donk!" noise that one guy made when he fell from the back end of the ship and hit some metal thing on the deck. In addition, of course, to the Kate Winslet T&A. So can it really be the worst movie you ever saw? I mean, really? |
By Tartan on Sunday, March 8, 1998 - 02:03 pm: |
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By APEman on Sunday, March 8, 1998 - 05:57 pm: |
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By Pylon on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 09:24 am: |
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By Donkey on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 10:04 am: |
It's been a while since there's been a great "DONK" sound in a movie! Is there more than one cool "Donk"? I mean, T&A is everywhere, but it's hard to find cool "Donk" sounds! |
By Nate on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 11:14 am: |
Besides, by saying that "Titanic" is the worst movie you've ever seen you're casting a little oscar vote for every movie that contains an actor or actress from "Friends". And that, friend, is bad JuJu. (But then, maybe you haven't seen "Picture Perfect"?) |
By Bologna on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 11:43 am: |
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By Wayne Butane on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 06:56 pm: |
10. ANIMAL HOUSE (1977) When Bluto bumps his head. 9. SCHINDLER'S LIST (1992) When Hitler bumps his head. 8. THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1989) When the organ grinder's monkey gets loose and causes Jesus to bump his head. 7. AMOR EN FOCO (1984) When Rupert bumps his head at Pietro's wedding. (Subtitle reads "BOINK" but the sound is unmistakably "DONK". 6. PATTON (1970) When the seagull drops the turtle on Patton's helmet. 5. SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (1977) When Burt Reynolds drives through the playground and the kids bounce off the hood of the car. (Multiple DONKs!) 4. JFK (1991) When Kennedy gets shot. (Actually more of a SPLA-WUNCH! sound.) 3. LORENZO'S OIL (1994) When Lorenzo slips on the oil and bumps his head. 2. STIR CRAZY (1980) When Richard Pryor is anally raped by his cellmate and bumps his head. 1. COOL AS ICE (1990) When Vanilla Ice's career hits bottom. |
By Nate on Tuesday, March 10, 1998 - 11:38 am: |
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By DONK on Friday, March 13, 1998 - 06:58 pm: |
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By D on Saturday, March 14, 1998 - 12:32 am: |
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By Dave on Saturday, March 14, 1998 - 11:01 pm: |
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By BootyG on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 11:07 am: |
DONK. |
By Hoodoo on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 06:24 pm: |
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By Mike Myers on Monday, March 23, 1998 - 10:03 pm: |
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By IV on Monday, March 23, 1998 - 10:25 pm: |
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By Pete on Tuesday, March 24, 1998 - 10:25 pm: |
DONK! |
By Eman on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 08:42 pm: |
L.L.@P. |
By Nate on Wednesday, May 6, 1998 - 12:07 am: |
But then, I guess we already knew that. Sign me up for $250 million. I want an oscar too. We can put the story in Carlsbad Caverns during the secret Grey Alien internment during WWI. The lovers will be a grey played by Drew Berrymore (so I can see her titsmore) and a human prison guard played by Emmanuel Lewis (or Gary Colman, if Emmanuel isn't available.) Then I will donate my profits to a worthy childrens cause. Because I want to go down in history as one of the good guys. Briefly. Before I become ruler of the world. |
By Fish sticks on Saturday, May 9, 1998 - 10:47 pm: |
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By Nate on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 02:02 am: |
OFF MY BACK! BAD MONKEY! sheeeit. someone needs an enema. can i invite you over for dinner? can i read you a passage from the bible? i ate a lot of corn yesterday. boy isn't that funny. CHEESE! now there is a word that has humor value in and of itself. hey wait.. .stop.. .holdon... just sit back and listen to the drummer solo. making love with you is all i want to do. that fucking song just came. everything that i do lalalallalalalalalalalal ... like to kill. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i thought a lot about skull fucking after watching full metal jacket. i have concluded it is not really that feasable. i have to pee. this often happens after ejaculation. OOOOO doesn't that smart? well, you would have been lucky if it did. 5 ballet lessons won't help you now. you haven't been clapping your hands again, have you? GODDAMNIT. put it down. PUT IT DOWN. you're in trouble now, mister. MISTER FUCKING ED. I always wanted a carrot there. SIT DOWN. GETONUP. Pochereth-hazzebaim was a slave of Solomon. serpico is a bad ass. you need me to hold your silver thread. i am your existance. |
By PetRock on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 01:05 pm: |
Woo-hoo....Nate's king of the world! Yeeeee-hawwwwww.... |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 07:28 pm: |
*bleery eyed grin* |
By Nate on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 08:46 pm: |
Jim - find a deck of cards and shuffle them as much as you desire. Draw the top card. It will be a 2 of clubs. Or spades. PetRock - I see some kind of 9. Fish Sticks - if you keep scratching at it, it will never heal. |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 11:13 pm: |
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By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 11:13 pm: |
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By Nate on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 11:30 am: |
ahem, I mean... OH JESUS! It's more convoluted than I thought!!! The threads about you are jumbled, son; order is dissolving rapidly as you head towards your destiny. 8, two to the power of three. This means that you will come by a soul mate soon and together you shall create a child. YES! This is quite unnatural (for obvious reasons) but IT WILL OCCUR. Diamonds, the symbol of David. This means that you or your soul mate (whomever conceives -- this is not yet clear,) is in direct lineage to David and therefore your child shall be, also. As prophesised (Isaiah 9:6-7) your child will be hailed as the second coming of the Christ and shall bring peace to the earth. For 33 years your son shall rule the earth as a token puppet under my iron fist. Then, at 33 I will crucifiy him and declare myself ruler of the world, and it shall be until eternity. |
By Pete on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 01:32 pm: |
I've always wanted to go sailing.... |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 07:24 pm: |
Ummm... It sure as hell won't be ME conceiving. I always think about a HYSTERICAL episode of The Cosby Show (on NBC not the one on CBS now) where there is a dream sequence and all the men give birth. *OUCH* Anyhoo, back to the mythification of the 8 of Diamonds. I'm really embarraseed, Nate, it wasn't a diamond, but a Heart. Wondering what misfortune this error will bring me... And Pete.. er.. uh... I mean Noah2, this time when the ark lands on Mt. Ararat, could you make it easier to discover about 2000 years later then the last ark? Maybe those bright orange bicycle reflectors all around will help. Thanks! |
By Nate on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 07:55 pm: |
Well, the soul mate part still holds. No divinity, though. And instead of conception you will get a dog or a cat or something. And Pete - Start building now. You don't think this "el nino" thing is just a freak weather occurance, do you? I'll get the measurements as soon as I find my "cubits-to-metric" conversion charts. You do use metric, don't you? It's what God uses. |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, May 12, 1998 - 12:01 am: |
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By Nate on Tuesday, May 12, 1998 - 11:36 am: |
There is nothing in the cards about the start of the relation, it is only eventually: you shall meet him and then the two of you shall have a pet. I wish Pete would draw a card. I want to see if he sinks or swims. |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, May 12, 1998 - 11:29 pm: |
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By R.C. on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 01:11 am: |
You guys are completely certifiable. You know this, don't you? |
By Nate on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 02:53 am: |
Well, hold on, I think I have a tarot deck kicking around her somewhere. You asked for it, now I'm going to call on some spirits or something. let's see... box of staples, an old IDE adapter card, a Hohner harp I thought I lost (key of C) (my neighbors will be sorry I found it,) One lubricated latex condom, a One Day Credential to the Sonoma Marin Fair good for June 18-22, 1997, damn. Not that drawer. Ah. I found them. And a stapler I was missing! Ok, here we go: For your present position I have drawn the five of cups. This means that you feel an imperfection in your life; something is missing. You are incomplete. Obviously the spirits feel we are ingoramouses. You wouldn't be wondering about a future soul mate if you weren't incomplete now. Crossing you is your immediate influence: the ace of wands. The ace of wands symbolizes gain or creation. You are at the the start of a new and meaningful experience. Crowning you is your ultimate goal: the nine of cups, reversed. The nine of cups symbolizes a well being related to the surmounting of difficulties. Reversed it means opposition. I feel this has something to do with the path chosen for you; you will always be plagued with opposition to your lifestyle. Be prepared for it, but do not fear it. Behind you lays the eight of wands, reversed. This is your past, what you have come through to become the person you are today. This card, when reversed, symbolizes harassment. Perhaps a difficult time with family? Perhaps a harassment from past social groups? This card is behind you now, but it has delayed you on your journey. Beneath you lay your recent past events: The eight of swords, reversed. This alignment suggests disquiet, depression or accident; it also suggests treachery. I feel this represents your experience with the robbery. The sixth card is a future influence: the Page of Wands, reversed. In the near future you will suffer the inability to make decisions. This also seems to indicate that someone will break you heart. You, the quester are currently filled with The Star, reversed: that is, feelings of dissappointment or pessimism. You have had some bad luck. You are not balanced. Upon other people, the nine of Swords: you raise people's concern. They are anxious and worry about you. Your inner thoughts and emotions: The Ten of Coins. You long for a home, a family of sorts. Your wish for long term companionship is domestic in nature. You want to build a secure, safe life. Finally, the culmination of this reading: The Ace of Swords: This represents Triumph. Success. Your great determination will lead you to Love. A deep, rewarding love. whew. that took a lot out of me. R.C. ... maybe you should shuffle a deck and draw the first card... 3 of diamonds? |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 07:51 am: |
LOL *serious face* Thanks, Nate. ;-) |
By Nate on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 11:24 am: |
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By Oatmeal Boy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 12:19 pm: |
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By PetRock on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 12:58 pm: |
Oh, wait....are you referring to Titanic? That topic is SO yesterday....but as to the movie, you'll never know because you'll take the word of others that it "sucked" but you don't have the balls to go check it out for yourself. What's the matter? Can't sit for three and a half hours straight without a potty break? Wimp.... |
By Oatmeal Boy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 02:18 pm: |
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By Chordata on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 02:56 pm: |
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By Oatmeal Boy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 03:49 pm: |
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By R.C. on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 06:20 pm: |
Shit -- the doorbell just rang! I'll be back... |
By Nate on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 06:34 pm: |
Actually, that's just what I "felt" you would be drawing if you shuffled and drew from a deck of cards. What it means, well, that depends on if you draw it or not. (btw: I can't forsee what you will draw, so I'm just throwing out a haphazard guess with the hope that someone will actually randomly fall into my schemes. Whoops. I blew that.) I read the Tarot with a Tarot deck. My own is a Medieval "style" Tarot painted by Luigi Scapini. I don't much like it, but that's not important. My personal opinion is that it isn't so much the tool as the person using the tool. |
By Oatmeal Boy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 10:46 pm: |
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By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 11:07 pm: |
Oh and isn't the PC for gypsy, Homeless person? *evil grin that will surely tack on 2 years more of misery burning in hell* |
By Oatmeal Boy on Wednesday, May 13, 1998 - 11:14 pm: |
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By R.C. on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 12:18 am: |
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By Nate on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 12:28 am: |
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By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 07:17 am: |
I'm kinda partial to Wet lube, and dobie pads by scotch brite... *foggy grin* |
By Oatmeal Boy on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 08:33 am: |
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