Do we have any DEANERS online!?eh Remember, there was no one else like him. Not before, not since!! No other star had so sudden an impact on Hollywood and the world. CLARK GABLE made 67 movies, HUMPHREY BOGART made 80, GARY COOPER made 92. JAMES DEAN made three films: EAST OF EDEN, REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE and GIANT. His celluloid career lasted a brief 16 months, yet his fame rivals that of the greats. In the end, DEAN is the MUTANT KING!! DEAN has influenced everyone from fellow actors (AL PACINO, MARTIN SHEEN, LEO DICAPRIO) to musicians (MEAT LOAF, BOB DYLAN, DAVID BOWIE). His image can be seen on posters, t-shirts, 32 cent U.S. POSTAL STAMPS, mugs, etc, etc. His legend has been honored in hordes of rock 'n' roll songs. From "JAMES DEAN" by THE EAGLES to "JACK & DIANE" (..scratches his head, does his best JAMES DEAN..") by JOHN MELLENCAMP. Incidentally, be sure to catch the upcoming feature film bio, "James Dean: An Invented Life." Slated for release in AUGUST of this year. JAMES FRANCO (Freaks & Geeks) will star as DEAN. It's directed by MARK RYDELL (On Golden Pond), and produced by MICHAEL MANN (Miami Vice, The Insider) and WARNER BROS. The film is sure to be a treat for his fans.

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Do we have any SPAMERS online!?eh Remember, there was no one else like him. Not before, not since!! No other star had so sudden an impact on Hollywood and the world. CLARK SPAM made 67 movies, SPAM BOGART made 80, GARY SPAM made 92. SPAM made three films: EAST OF SPAM, SPAM WITHOUT A SPAM and SPAM. His celluloid career lasted a brief 16 months, yet his fame rivals that of the greats. In the end, SPAM is the SPAM KING!! SPAM has influenced everyone from fellow actors (AL SPAM, SPAM SHEEN, LEO DISPAM) to musicians (MEAT (SPAM) LOAF, BOB SPAM, SPAM BOWIE). His image can be seen on posters, t-shirts, 32 cent U.S. POSTAL SPAM, mugs, etc, etc. His legend has been honored in hordes of rock 'n' roll songs. From "JAMES DEAN" by THE SPAM to "JACK & SPAM" (..scratches his head, does his best SPAM..") by JOHN MELLENSPAM. Incidentally, be sure to catch the upcoming feature film bio, "James Dean: An Invented Life." Slated for release in SALTY MEAT BYPRODUCT of this year. SPAM SPAM (Freaks & Geeks) will star as SPAM. It's directed by SPAM SPAM (On Golden Pond), and produced by MICHAEL SPAM (Miami Vice, The Insider, and HEAT YOU FUCKING SPAMMER!) and SPAM BROS. The film is sure to be a treat for his fans.

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Antigone, You're not too "gone" and obsessed with me, eh!?eheh Spam is posting a legitimate post on my favorite actor!? OK....

C.O., I'd really like to hear about you -- we've already heard aplenty your thoughts on your superior semite brethren. Give us a short cv of yourself if you'd be so kind -- what you do, where you live, etc. Muchas gracias in advance.

weak, as usual.

The Goo Goo Dolls did a really funny song about James Dean---this was early on, before anyone knew who they were---they were actually a really good band at the time....

Did you GUYS know that you can put a CIRCUMSIZED COCK in your own ASSHOLE!?eheheheheheh! Late at night, when I'm through ANNOYING people, I realize how LONELY I am and see what I can do to SERVICE myself!eheheheh! Thank JAWA I'm a JEW!!eheheh! Otherwise, I'd have NOTHING to live for!!

OY VAY IZ MIR!eheh As you may have surmised, I seem to have attracted my own little deranged impersonator!eheh Yes, Mr. impersonator, you really fooled everyone!! LOL!! Pug, There are hordes of Dean homages: "Ridin' With James Dean" - Joan Jett "Rock On" -David Essex "A Young Man Is Gone" - Beach Boys "Rebel, Rebel" - David Bowie "James Dean & The Junk Man" -Hoyt Axton "James Dean" - Bonnie Tyler "Could've Been James Dean" -Evan & Jaron (Orthodox Jews!!) "Jimmy, Jimmy" - Madonna "Head Knocker" - Foreigner (mention only..."57 chevy..walks with a stoop..swears James Dean isn't dead..." "We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel (mention only...Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team.." "Cleveland Rocks" - Ian Hunter (Mott The Hoople fame), mention only..."all the gene genies and moody james deanies.." "Vogue" - Madonna (mention only..."Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean, on the cover of a magazine.." "Use It Or Lose It" - Motley Crue (mention only.."you know James Dean wasn't playing the role...") "Hound Dog Man" - Roy Orbison (mention only..."sometimes I think about James Dean, Sammy Cooke & my teenage dream..hey hound dog man, where ya been my ole friend?.." Referring to ELVIS of course!! Dougie, You want the 411 rundown on the Chosen One!?eheh As with any great artiste' (heh), the key is never to divulge the magic and secret of thy inner self!eeheh

i'd call you more of an encyclopedia jewannica than an artiste'.LOL!!

DOH!!!!!!1

LOL!!!!

i like buddy holly much better than james dean. sure, different medias, but buddy holly had talent.

When asked if he was gay, James Dean said, "well, I'm not walking around with one hand tied behind my back..." That does take a modicum of cojones, especially for the time.... You can't put a circumcized cock in your own asshole. Believe me, I've tried. Jews? Jawas?

C.O., I'm not asking you to divulge any secrets that make you an artiste. Merely telling us what kind of artiste you are will suffice.

He's already told us Dougie,he's a I fuck myself in my own ass artiste.LMAO!!

Pug, You know your DEAN, eh!?!eh Yes, as with any great artist, the key to creativy has always been experimentation! DEAN, MONTGOMERY CLIFT, even BRANDO, have all reportedly been linked to homosexual affairs. Another famous Dean quote, "I have Monty Clift in one hand saying, "Help me", and Brando in the other hand saying, "F*ck you!" eheheheeee Were you aware that ELVIS cited DEAN as one of his biggest influences!? Unfortunately, ELVIS pished away his acting talent on mindless musical comedies.

That wasn't Elvis's fault.

I think that Jim Backus was the pull of "Rebel w/o a Cause"....nothing cracks me up more than Thurston Howell running around w/an apron yelling, "it's OKAY, Jim! Sit down with me----we'll make a list!"

Pug, Mr. Magoo (his other famous character) gave a brilliant performance as Jimmy's father! One of the quintessential scenes of the film is when Dean confronts Backus and throws him over a chair! ..."You're not listening to me....STAND UP!" eheh REBEL was the first film that acquainted me with his genius. From that moment (mid '80s) I became hooked. In other words, a DEAN OF DEANOBILIA!heehhee I have hordes of posters, t-shirts, documentaries, etc. In the end, Dean was pure gold in all three films. Do the math: 16 month career, nominated for best actor in two films, dies before REBEL & GIANT are released, and becomes an eternal icon for generations. His merchandising and image is still up there with ELVIS & MONROE!! Yet, his career lasted a brief 16 months!! He remains an enigma in Hollywood!! His genius continues to be dissected by authors, filmmakers, actors, etc. Why else is TNT & WARNER BROS. releasing a new feature bio come august!? Because legends never die, they simply get better with age!eh

J, FYI: The correct term for SHTUPPING onself is, "AUTOPEDERASTY." eheehe Since I am hung like a horse, I believe I could insert my shmeckle into my tushy. Unfortunately, ejaculation is an impossibility!!!ehehehe Being very anal for a hetero, I do stimulate my tuchis & perineum when I masturbate!!eh

I appreciate this level of candor.

I don't, too much info for me. He probably yanks his shmeckle while stimulating his tuchis & perineum to his James Dean posters.

Pederasty involves children. Man, you're weird. You also remind me of a radio personality on WPGC in DC in the mornings. He, too, goes "Eh heh!" when he laughs.

I thought he might be Canadian,eh.

Rhiannon, Are you trying to place my carnal knowledge into question!?heh "Pederasty" has more than one meaning!! DOH! The most common definitions: anal sex, homosexuality. Therefore, when you combine auto with pederasty, you then have the act of shtupping onself! In the future, think before you spew!eheh As for this radio person that you speak of!? Sorry, my dial is always tuned to Howie 'bout that sweet Jewish Stern!?eheh Remember, Jews never settle for second best!eh

J, Did they extend your weekend pass from the local loony bin!?eheh Salmonella, did you sic this meshug on me!?eheheh

Yea Chosen One,eheh,for some physical therapy,eheh,I'm going to fuck myself,eheh,what are you doing?Eheh,cough,like Lucy towards the end.

I have nothing but pity for you if you think you can take on J. It's been fun swatting back your rhetoric, but you are in for it now if you try to step toe to toe with J. I was just thinking that you should be in ol' Howard Stern's cast of loonies, when I read about your favorite radio personality. You would fit in great along side High Pitch Eric, Beetlejuice and the rest. Call in and share your wisom, I think I am not alone in wanting to hear that!

Thanks Sem:)

James Dean had to be the greatest actor of all time. In only sixteen months and three films he had the gratest influence on other actors than anyone of his time up until today.He had the sensitivity and vulnerability when needed in Rebel Without A Cause, and the boldness and unwavering strength and conviction in Giant. He was the kind of actor you couldn't take your eyes off and the charisma and presence on screen that you didn't know what he would do next.He was always creating and improvising in every scene. The sad part of his legacy is that we didn't see the best of his greatness. James Dean is and always will be the Greatest Movie Actor Of All Time.His Legacy will live FOREVER.

You got it Toyota!ehehe Leonard Maltin said it best: "I can't think of another actor who...achieved stardom so quickly...who held it for such a short time..and then...kept it for such a long time. Dean became a star in one calendar year...and then left us. But he's still being talked about...he's still being revered...he's still being iconized 40 years later. I don't think there's another example like it in the entire history of movie." -D, NYC "Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY JOEL (umpteenth sweet Jewish NYer - one of the top 100 selling artists of all-time) http://www.fact-index.com/n/ne/new_york__new_york.html (New York, New York - History of NY - "Capital of The World") http://www.archives.nysed.gov/a/researchroom/rr_pgc_jewish_essay.shtml (New York Jewish History) http://www.nycvisit.com/content/index.cfm?pagePkey=57 (NY & COMPANY - NYC Statistics & Fun Facts) http://www.nyc.gov/html/om/html/2004a/pr126-04.html (NYC - safest, largest city in the US - 2004) http://www.homestore.com/homefinance/mortgages/mostleastexpensive.asp (Most Expensive Cities To Live In - NYC tops list) http://www.forbes.com (Most Expensive Homes In America - 3 of top 5 homes from NY) http://www.guinessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=49870 (Science & Technology - Buildings - Largest Synagogue in the world - Temple Emanu-El, NYC) http://www.state.ny.us/governor/press/year02/oct13_2_02.htm (NY Kosher facts & figures, Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket) http://chareidi.shemayisrael.com/SCS64rrichjew.htm (US study - Jews richer because of religion) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A18130-2002May27.html (A Study In Differences - Are Jews smarter?) http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/US-Israel/usjewpop.html (Jewish Population of the US by State) http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Judaism/jewpop.html (Jewish Population of the World) http://home.comcast.net/~neoeugenics/poj.htm (The Phenomenon Of The Jews) http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/dialogue.htm (Jews, IQ & Nobel Laureates) http://www.us-israel.org/jsource/Economy/telaviv.html (Tel Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In the World - Newsweek) http://www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Jews (Do Jews run Hollywood? You bet they do, and what of it? - Ben Stein)

"Best movie you ever saw: James Dean: Greatest Actor Of All Time Chosen One Retu: 11/11, 10:20 pm " that's so odd. i saw this earlier with a V post. i feel the touch of the great one. our god is not dead. he slips between the words. he walks among us.

Nate, Have you ever SHLEPPED on down to the James Dean Walking Tour in NYC?eh Dean's early stomping grounds, remember?ehe Almost every candid photo that you see of Dean, was taken in NYC. The most famous being "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," which features Dean walking through Times Square - aka crossroads of the world. An actors actor always chooses NYC (first capital of America from 1789-1790) over LA-LA Land!ehehe From Lee Strasberg's (sweet Jew - AANBSA - Godfather II) Actors Studio to Broadway (The Great White Way), from Juilliard to NYU Film School (aka Tisch), from The Laguardia HS For The Performing Arts (basis for t.v./film FAME) to Lincoln Center, NYC has always been square one for the best in arts. -D, NYC "Jewish education has, over the years, brought to New York State the fruits of a proud heritage of learning, a history of scholarly achievement and a tradition of progressive educational involvement." - NELSON ROCKEFELLER (former US V.P., NY Governor - 1959-73) http://www.fact-index.com/n/ne/new_york__new_york.html (New York, New York - History of NY - "Capital of The World") http://www.archives.nysed.gov/a/researchroom/rr_pgc_jewish_essay.shtml (New York Jewish History) http://www.nycvisit.com/content/index.cfm?pagePkey=57 (NY & COMPANY - NYC Statistics & Fun Facts) http://www.nyc.gov/html/om/html/2004a/pr126-04.html (NYC - safest, largest city in the US - 2004) http://www.homestore.com/homefinance/mortgages/mostleastexpensive.asp (Most Expensive Cities To Live In - NYC tops list) http://www.forbes.com (Most Expensive Homes In America - 3 of top 5 homes from NY) http://www.guinessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=49870 (Science & Technology - Buildings - Largest Synagogue in the world - Temple Emanu-El, NYC) http://www.state.ny.us/governor/press/year02/oct13_2_02.htm (NY Kosher facts & figures, Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket) http://chareidi.shemayisrael.com/SCS64rrichjew.htm(US study - Jews richer because of religion) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp- dyn/articles/A18130-2002May27.html (A Study In Differences - Are Jews smarter?) http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/US-Israel/usjewpop.html (Jewish Population of the US by State) http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Judaism/jewpop.html (Jewish Population of the World) http://home.comcast.net/~neoeugenics/poj.htm (The Phenomenon Of The Jews) http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/dialogue.htm (Jews, IQ & Nobel Laureates) http://www.us-israel.org/jsource/Economy/telaviv.html (Tel Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In the World - Newsweek) http://www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Jews (Do Jews run Hollywood? You bet they do, and what of it? - Ben Stein)

Chosen One, James Dean sure did drive a porsche like a jew. XOXOX

Nate, as we now know, Dean was not at fault. He was a conscientious drive when need be. As for bad drivers, I would have to nominate Asians!eh Hasidics (Orthodox Jews) can be bad, but never as bad as them! Incidental note: the "Jew" in "Jewish" must always be capitalized. Otherwise, it is to be taken as an ethnic slur. Nate, if you ever want to achieve the status of "Righteous Gentile," you best turn over a new leaf!ehehe -D, NYC "New York City owes its intellectual vitality to the presence of the Jews - the only people in New York who love books with a passionate yearning which transcends their attention to all terrestrial manifestations" - FORD MADOX FORD (British Novelist, "Horizon" - 1926) http://www.fact-index.com/n/ne/new_york__new_york.html (New York, New York - History of NY - "Capital of The World") http://www.archives.nysed.gov/a/researchroom/rr_pgc_jewish_essay.shtml (New York Jewish History) http://www.nycvisit.com/content/index.cfm?pagePkey=57 (NY & COMPANY - NYC Statistics & Fun Facts)

Nate, as we now know, Dean was not at fault. He was a conscientious drive when need be. As for bad drivers, I would have to nominate Asians!eh Hasidics (Orthodox Jews) can be bad, but never as bad as them! Incidental note: the "J" in "Jewish" must always be capitalized. Otherwise, it is to be taken as an ethnic slur. Nate, if you ever want to achieve the status of "Righteous Gentile," you best turn over a new leaf!ehehe -D, NYC "New York City owes its intellectual vitality to the presence of the Jews - the only people in New York who love books with a passionate yearning which transcends their attention to all terrestrial manifestations" - FORD MADOX FORD (British Novelist, "Horizon" - 1926) http://www.fact-index.com/n/ne/new_york__new_york.html (New York, New York - History of NY - "Capital of The World") http://www.archives.nysed.gov/a/researchroom/rr_pgc_jewish_essay.shtml (New York Jewish History) http://www.nycvisit.com/content/index.cfm?pagePkey=57 (NY & COMPANY - NYC Statistics & Fun Facts)

my jewish girlfriend is forcing me to get a christmas tree this year.

i hate when that happens.

Nate, what else will you have us believe!?eh African-Americans you have met while yachting?eh Italian war heroes?ehe The check is in the mail!?ehe In the unlikely event that you managed to nab a JAP, I sincerely hope that your SHMECKLE is circumcised!eheeh Afterall, we wouldn't want to increase her chances of cervical cancer!eh P.S. What's wrong with a Chanukah Bush?eh No, it's not a sexual euphemism!eh -D, NYC "The basis of successful business is honesty; a business cannot thrive where the parties to it cannot trust each other. In the matter of numbers, the Jew counts for little in the overwhelming population of New York, but that his honesty counts for much is guaranteed by the fact that the immense wholesale business of Broadway, from the Battery to Union Square, is substantially in his hands" - MARK TWAIN

oh shit. i don't have the updated jizmopper script at work. i didn't realize.