My little brother was a total leech whiner shithead when he was little. Couldn't stand to be alone, always had to play with me and my friends, and my parents MADE me let him (he did have one little friend of his own, but that little fucker always wanted to play with me and my friends, too!). Once my friend April and I were going to play barbies, and they dogged our heals, whining and wanting to play. So April dug a little hole in the ground and told them that if they would have sex with the little hole in the ground, they could play barbies. They both layed down and made the appropriate hip swiveling movements. We laughed so hard we almost cried, but they got to hold the (mostly vestigial for purposes of real Barbie playing) Ken dolls and pretend to do guy things with them.

I used to tease my little brother . He didn't much like our cousin Susan, so one day my sisters and I dressed him up in a skirt and called him Susan all day. He actually took it pretty well once he realised that crying and getting mad wasn't going to make us relent. And once he stopped getting mad, we got bored with the game. One time we tied up my big sister when she was baby sitting us. She was on the phone to one of her friends, and we tied her to the chair so she couldn't move or hang up the phone.

my brother was a serious brat. my parents indulged him endlessly. I've known the word "antagonize" since I was 6 or 7 because my mother's favorite thing to say to me was, "don't ANTAGONIZE him." I used to make my little brother drink vile combinations of all the liquors and liqueurs my parents had in the closet. except he liked it. would sometimes tie him up and tickle him and threaten to gag him with a dirty sock if he screamed. pulled his hair, pinched (with fingernails), tickled, hit. sometimes we'd play this game on my parents' bed -- whoever could push the other off the bed would win. he'd always set the ground rules -- no pulling hair, no pinching and no tickling. I would pretend to agree. locked him in the "cubby hole" in the basement -- a three-foot-high cement space where we kept suitcases. there were spiders. my parents let me lock the door to my room. sometimes, if I was feeling really nice, I'd take him on a tour of my room, which he hardly ever got to see. we fought way past normal fighting ages. like up until I left for college. when I left he was 13. when I came back for the summer, he was 14. that made all the difference. when I got back, I punched him in the arm. what I thought was really hard. then he punched me back and I knew I could never beat him up again. a couple christmases ago I told him I was sorry for terrorizing him throughout his childhood. he said, "well, it's a little late now." but then we went out for beer and it was ok.

Things went backwards in my family. My younger brother tortured me, and I tortured my older sister. The worst things my brother did to me were biting my thumb (which then got all infected and swollen) and stabbing me in the back with a pencil because I wouldn't stop playing the piano. I really liked practicing scales. The worst thing I did to my sister was the time when I pulled her pants down in front of a boy she liked. I was 10 and she was 13. I don't think she's ever forgiven me, but it still makes me laugh whenever I think of it.

I have a sister, two years younger. When my sister was very small...having only recently learned to walk, I taught her to climb into her crib. I would then, on a regular basis, con her into climbing in, and promise to teach her how to climb out again. "But I can't teach you how to climb out if you don't climb in first" She fell for it every time.

If she's two years younger, how old were you when this happened? 3? 4? That's pretty young to start the torture, isn't it? Wow!

How weird. I tried to jab my brother with a pencil once when he did something really cruel to me, and I feel like darn freaking pondscum everytime I think of it. I wish I could rememebr what he'd done to deserve it...

i like this much and i want to sex with my sister plzlet me know can i do

Ask your mom.

Yes, your mom would know as we had sex together

ya u can do dat , cuz i do da same with my youngest sis

in all seriousness i comtemplated creating a basement mausoleum wherebye i could stuff my family members as they died of natural causes ie. age etc and retain for posterity their originality as only a taxidermist can. I digressed upon the idea with some friends and they quickly became appalled as I told of how the rubbing of emolients upon their cadaverous skin was necessary as one wouldnt want grandma to peel from neglect. Like visiting a cemetary but more intimate if you will. And of course dusting etc. My colleagues seem to believe I ought to be put in home for the disturbed and watched 24/7 now and it bothers me. Is it so wrong to keep your loved ones with you forever and ever for the great,great,great,great,great grand kids to see. i can let up on the voice box idea. I guess the voices arent necessary. Please let me know your thoughs about how ethical my desire is!

Americans are squeamish about death. You probably won't get much openness to that idea in our culture. Check out Russia. They had Lenin on public display for decades. :)

GO FIGURE.............. COMMUNISTS AND SOCIALISTS ARE MORE OPEN MINDED THAN THOSE LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY. WHOOPS..........MY BAD GEORGE BUSH'S REPUBLIC DOESNT REALLY COUNT DOES IT. :)

COME TO MY COUNTRY. IT'S A SOCIALIST DEMOCRACY...

CANADIAN EH. MY BEST GUESS. RIPPING PLACE TO VISIT TOO! MAYBE I WILL GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!!!!!!

once when my little sis' was 8 and i was 16 i raped thrue the arse till it bled i got soo scared i was covered in blood so i killed her with a blender in the gut then buried her in the gardxen they still thing she went miising {although the dasies to grow wel now}

once i tied my bro and sis together with his dik in her arse and poured metho all over them and set them on fire. they have severe burns now they are covered in scars. i jst got out of jail. they were 13 and 12 and i was 28

yu sik fuks

Here's something my sister did to me. At the time she was 16 and I was 11. She called me into her room and had on a sexy dress and opera gloves. She told me sit on the bed and then said, "Let me entertain you." She put on some striptease music and proceeded to strip. When she got down to her bra and panties, she asked me in a sexy voice, "Wanna see more?" At this point I was panting, and intensely shook my head yes. She slowly lowered each bra strap and turned her back to me as she took off her bra. Still with her back to me she twirled the bra in the air a few times and then flung it over to me. She slowly turned around with her arms covering her breasts. She danced around like this for a while then asked, "Have you ever seen my boobies?" I shook my head no. Then she asked, "Would you like to?" I shook my head yes. She slowly moved her arms away and bared her breasts. She danced around jiggling them for a while> Then she stopped and purred, "Now I'll take it ALL off." She turned around again and slowly pulled down her panties. Then she slwly walked towards me and planted a big wet kiss on my forehead and purred, "Baby brother." Then she threw me out of her room.

Then I grew wings and flew to the magic sugarplum forest with the talking teddy bears.

I want to meet the talking teddy bears!!!!

I want to eat the talking teddy bears!!!!

has anybody heard from fetidbeaver lately? Does he still post messages on this site?

That was just rude.

john was the master of rude. this is just karma

no, this is just you being an ass.

he was a child molester. I KNOW this to be true. so fuck john! I am happy he's dead

This is not the time or place for you to be speaking ill of the dead. Especially not our dead friend. Unless you are going to be decent go somewhere else. Your words of hate are not welcome or appreciated here.

(Laughing) ,did John also work at R.T.C.?if so,did he spurn you as a lover?will you post as R.C. (AGAIN),and re-post the rape dialogue?give my regards to White Sward and the gang.

V... you got the wrong guy! i dont know who you are talking about. i have already revealed who i am. keep up boy you are falling behind

Falling behind what?I thought you said you would stop posting at the end of 7.12.04,do it.I feed on information,you dont have any.

I trust "L" is now dead.

Randy is a patheic Liar!!!

Laughing,you died 2 days back,why more postings?time to change names perhaps?you know what,one day you and I need to speak one to one,perhaps we will both learn somththing,one thing v likes about you,L has guts,and will not give up,that v likes a lot,v is the same,I take no shit from enyone with out a fight...post back soon.

V the "liar" posting above was not by me. I am tired of fighting with you guys. I do enjoy a good debate at times so I may check in from time to time.

"you are tired of fighting"...then piss off,and dont bother to check in,if you do,v will find you,and fuck you over,and over,and over...

..."no offence intended"

IWANTSOMESNICKERSICECREAMBARS YOUSHALLBETHEFELLOWSHIPOFTHERING

thank you v for not liking me!

...perhaps I do like you,I like the way you kick ass,you dont give up,...we are both regarded as trolls,v regards most Sorabjis (apart from Dodi and The Watcher) as inbred bastards...your ideas?...you and I need to post more often.In one of your other postings v got a glimmer of the real you (I think)...if you and v were in the same bar,with a bottle of J.D. each,then I think we could understand each other a lot better than this shitty internet junk...so much is missed out.

V!! I haven't been here for awhile and I've missed posting with you...:)

count me in for a drink or two...:):):)

thank you v

Laughing,join our Troll club?you,me,Dodi,The Watcher (when he posts)...v also expects you get fed up with the (good ol, boys of ,98)..."fuck off you Sorabji newbies"...we dont take shit like that,do we?...get back soon,lets kick ass.v has had a real good look at your postings,and you happen to be cool by v,in fact you love a war as much as v,lets kick ass together.Thanks for your last posting,perhaps we are not so different...comments,dude?

Where is The Watcher anyway? He probably got tired of it and for that, I'm sad.:(

Laughing,v happens to like you for your "chutzpa"...you know this real fine yiddisha word?...it is a compliment.

"chutzpa"....I like that!

Dodi,hi from v,is so good to talk with such a fine Lady again,v expects you get fed up with Sorabjis now and then as v does,as you can see,v gives a welcome to Laughing,strange?not really,he also goes through hell as we do,so v gives him a welcome to the "hell fire club"...I think he will do well,as he has plenty guts like you and me.

Dodi,sorry, v miss your last posting,v is most suprised you have an understanding of Yiddish,perhaps you like v have a certain respect for Jewish people,that I find is nice... :) ...allthough v is ,spose to be Russian Orthodox,v has great respect for Jews also,I find them smart and friendly...but at this moment,I do not have much time for Muslims,as some of them want to kill us,or force us to become Muslim,that I will not put up with.

I understand completely v, but I respect all religions. I myself, am Christian, but I have lots of people tying to convert me to other beliefs. I don't go to church, but my church is in my heart. I treat people the way that I want to be treated and I think that's sometimes better than church. I mean, I just don't understand half the stuff they talk about, over my head, so to speak, so I just try to live a good life. I teach my son, to treat other's with respect and so far, he does. V, I get fed up now and then, but then again, I think.....who cares!!! I mean, come on, we all have our rights to our opinions, don't we? I like you and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. :)

Dodi,looks like we are live on line,one to one,so nice to talk with you,how is your son?so sad to hear he split with the Greek girl,perhaps he can find an other?...and v thinks you were just getting a taste for Greek food?...regardless,try to stick with Greek food,it is so good for you (if you want to stay as young as you look)myself,I think you will live to 110,you are so fit looking,pardon comment,but for me it is true.

I was sad that he broke up with her too, but she was very pushy and my son wasn't and still isn't ready to do anything, if ya know what I mean?? Her family is very nice, but they don't like my son very much. I mean, they don't hate him, but he did hurt their little girls heart, so the trust isn't there anymore. I don't think they know about how she wanted to sleep with my son and if they knew that, I'm sure they wouldn't have the hard feelings towards my son. Infact, they should respect him for not wanting to do it, ya know? Oh well, I'm proud of my son. I agree with you V, Greek food is very good. I try to eat healthy and I take good things too. I hope to live a long healthy life, you too!

...and dont forget the olive oil,you know Greek shepherds live all day on dry bread dipped in oil,its all they eat.,untill they get home.

V, you can count on me to be a turd in the punch bowl. have not had much time to post lately. too busy eating hot fuck

mmm,mmm,my best food,did you create HAHAHAHAHA?...I use that lots,tends to piss off the Sorabjis no end...E.H.F. WOW,now that was a classic,was it not?...keep posting.,its Trolls v. idiots from now on. You can only take so much shit,right?...its so nice to see so many Trolls on line,but v dont see enough of your postings.

Laughing,v hardly regards you as a turd,a catalyst perhaps,an original thinker,took me a while to understand you,but now I do,your more than o.k. sorry if we had a few wars,it was lack of understanding on my part.

YOU ALL ARE VERY VERY DISTURBED PEOPLE...YOU ALL SUCK ASS...I REALLY REALLY THINK ALL OF YOU ARE FREAKS!!

Yup,I also post like that when I have too much J.D.

I was about thirteen at the time and my younger brother was about seven. I would torture him on occation for a little entertainment especially when my parent went out. Most of the time it involved tickling his feet or under his arms for some long period of time. But one day I pinned him down and I was tickling him to death. Suddenly I stopped. I rolled my shirt up so that he could see my belly. I put my hands together over my head and started doing a bellydance which humiliated the shit out of him. I mean I was relly making my belly move like rubber. He couldn't stand it but he had to. Then I started bobbing my head back and forth Eqytion style on top of it. The timing was perfect. Right at that point I grabbed his chin, turned around and sat on his face and farted.

I am a younger brother

My sister was VERY ticklish on the bottoms of her feet. I would wait until my parents were gone and then let her have it by excessive tickling. I would make her laugh so hard she could barely breath and she would wet her pants. I tickled her for a long time and she couldn't take it. She hated to be tickled but she would laugh anyway. I loved tickling her because she would laugh so hard. Her most ticklish spot is the bottom of her foot. Tickle torture is cool!

Once when I was really, really mad at my brother I called him a "doody head". I have to live with the guilt and shame of my cruelty everday of my life.