Can anyone, like, fax me some? Please? I just spent the past 45 minutes trying to find a machine on campus that sells any chocolate. That would be ANYTHING chocolate at this point. I'm past being picky. I haven't had any in 6 days and I'm starting to go through withdrawal. But do I find any chocolate? Nooooo. I find Twizzlers and Skittles and Starburst and Rice Krispy Treats and Butterscotch Krimpets and even Poptarts (strawberry, no less) BUT NO CHOCOLATE. ANYWHERE. Did you know that chocolate calms anxiety? If you eat enough of it (oh, around 25 pounds) you'll feel high? That it lowers cholesterol? It's all true. When I was in Las Vegas, I went to the Ethel M chocolate factory and watched it being made and helped myself to 3 free samples. That's good stuff, there. I was looking at their catalog a few minutes ago but had to put it away because I was drooling over it like a teenaged boy. Ethel M is too good for me anyway. My tastes are strictly lowbrow -- I only really like Hershey's chocolate. I visited that factory (which is blessedly only 2 hours away from home) too. No free samples, though. The streets smell like chocolate. The streetlights are in the shapes of kisses. When I die, I will end up there. At the rate I'm going, it won't be long now.

Chocolate may help increase serotonin levels in the brain. My prescription: a bag of Hershey's kisses, full spectrum lighting, and a daily dose of St John's Wort. You'll bliss out. And if you're don't at least you get to eat a bag of chocolate.

Tomorrow I will walk to the store (which, coincidentally, is the Acme you see in The Sixth Sense when the little boy gets a pumpkin) and get me some of those kisses. It's about 2 miles away, but it's worth it! I bet I won't need the lighting or the St. John's Wort, either, once I open that bag. Let's just hope I don't eat the whole thing in one day.

chocolate's great. lately I've been experimenting with consuming large quantities of baklava. how much baklava should one eat? here a serving size is four pieces. I like to eat seven.

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I could almost give up sex fo Reece Cups.

I could almost give up sex for Reece Cups.

bite your tongue

Mmmm....those ARE good. They go too fast though. It's like you think you just sit there, but then you look down and see that you ate them both without noticing. I got me that bag of kisses. I've been good and have only had 10 so far...my goal is for the bag to last a week. Let's see if it works.

Reece Cups? Explain. mmm Cadburys

Reece's Peanut Butter Cups. Peanut butter (smooth or cruchy, take your pick) covered with chocolate. There's also the one with cookie in it. (I think an oreo type cookie. I'm not sure.) And there's the little Reece's Peices, which are peanut butter with a thin chocolate shell. Of all of them, I like the peices the best. Weren't they in ET?

Yea Gee,Reece,s pieces were in E.T.,welcome back,how was Caifornia?

Wonderful. =o)

Fererro Rocher, mutha fukka. you dont even want to know what I'd do for those things. Heaven in foil wrapping, I tell you. (Did I spell that right?)

In 4th grade, i moved to a school where once in a long while, for dessert with our school lunch, we would get a little cube of fudge. It was real good stuff too, not the gooey homemade-with-marshmallow-cream stuff your mama made. People would trade their entire lunch for that little cubic centimeter of fudge. This was the school that rewarded you for cleaning your plate (canned yam patties, canned spinach, salmon loaf) with a piece of white bread with butter liberally spread on it. Kids would line up...