A guy is sitting at the bar trying to drown his sorrows.A beautiful woman sits down next to him,orders a double,and sighs deeply.He turns to her and asks her,"So what,s wrong in your life?"She hardly glances at him and says,"My husband left me today."He says,"What a coincidence.My wife left me today."They keep drinking for a few more minutes,and then he asks her,"So why did he leave you?"She looks at him and says,"He said he couldn,t stand to live with me anymore."He says,"What a coincidence!My wife said she couldn,t stand living with me anymore,too."They drink some more and then he asks her,"So what couldn,t he stand about living with you?"She smiles at him a little and says"Well I really like kinky sex and he didn,t,so he left."The guy shakes his head in disbelief and says,"This is incredible!I like kinky sex and that,s why my wife left."They drink some more,exchanging sidelong glances,and he finally says,"Well,seeing as how we,re both alone now,and seeing as we both have similar interests..."Yes,"she quickly says,"my apartmet is right around the corner."So they head over to her apartment.Once inside she says,s,"I,m going to slip into something a little more comfortable.I.ll be right back."She goes into her bedroom and gets undressed,then puts on a studded leather collar,black lace split-crotch panties,a leather bustier,fishnet stockings and spike heels,the whole set-up.She comes out of the bedroom door to find the guy heading out the door."Why are you leaving?"she asks him,"You just got here.I thought we were going to have some kinky sex"."He looks at her and shrugs,"Hey,I shagged your dog and crapped in your purse.I,m done."
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