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Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil,and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil,allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous gravy To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. AND WE DRINK THIS STUFF! |
Thanks a lot, Moonit. I just opened the frickin' bottle!! |
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING. DAMMIT, JUST SAY IT!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!! |
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(depends on the size of the nail, obviously) |
I guess I have a long winter coming up. I'll have something to do now. |
I once saw a NASCAR race where the crew poured two cans of Pepsi into the gearbox to seal a leak caused by something breaking. Apparently when the water boiled off this fixed the thing (this was during a pit stop in the middle of the race, and the car finished the race) |
good thing I drink a lot of Dr. Pepper - which has even more sugar and syrup in it. |
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I don't think I'll be able to forget that soon. |
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Anyway, a student at a university picked up on this and did a paper on the relative properties of Coke vs. Diet Coke when used as a post-coital spermicidal douche. They found that Diet Coke was more effective at killing the little hummers than regular Coke. I don't know how many of my tax dollars went into this, but I'm surprised that nobody in the corporation tried to capitalize on it. It couldn't have been nearly as disastrous as the "New Coke" fiasco in 85. And I truly envy the clever bastard who scored a grant to do that study. |
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Diet coke though... And it's got to be a unique sensation... all those little bubbles. |
every woman I've talked to about it says she doesn't. |
something about bacteria balance (there are things there you need to keep) |
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these boards at the same time,thanks Agatha I needed to wash my sheets anyway,I douche on occasion. |
I do not douche, it's bad for you, but, if I did, I would use Diet Coke. Actually *Even Cowgirls Get the Blues* by Tom Robbins has a whole bit on douching, and a listing of herbs that you can use, but I just never felt the need. |
You know, Sometimes......I just don't........feel fresh. |
milk drinkers make better lovers. |
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And don't forget that Simpsons episode where Lisa soaks her tooth in cola and with a small electrical charge into the mixture, a microscopic civilization developed... |
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