Artsy Fartsy Quotes


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By Waffles on Wednesday, October 6, 1999 - 07:07 pm:

    That outer man is a picture of the inner, and the face an expression and revelation of the whole character, is a presumption likely enough in itself, and therfore a safe one to go by ; borne out as it is by the fact that people are always anxious to see anyone who has made himself famous....photography on that very account of such high value, affords the most complete satisfaction of our curiosity.

    Arthur Schopenhauer 1850












    from "Physiognomy" (the study of facial expressions in stasis)


By Cyst on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 06:34 pm:

    goethe is quoted on our paper towels.

    "nothing is worth more than this day."

    really? so I'm gonna go out drinking at nudie bars tonight.


By Waffles on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 06:39 pm:

    wahoooooooo!!!!!!! i love girls who love nudie bars!!! thats so much fun..........


By Cyst on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 06:44 pm:

    women's naked bodies just look so great.


By Waffles on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 06:50 pm:

    don't they though ...do you ever get lap dances? my wife does and sometimes gets catty looks from other dancers.........here the law says they can't get topless or naked while lap dancing and they can only get topless on a certain part of the runway...............i got a dance once from this particularly hot girl, she left scratch marks on my chest and whenever we go in to this place and she is there, she always comes up to me and whispers in my ear..."let me know when you are ready for your dance" about that time nico knows i won't be getting any dances that night, much less from her..........but the dancer knows i am married, in fact my wife bough that first dance from her in which my chest got all scratched, i mean hard too,


By Cyst on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 07:07 pm:

    sight is really the only sense I'm interested in using on the dancers.

    at union jack's, a fiver will get you a whiff of a crotch.

    no.

    I just like to watch.


By Simon on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 10:04 pm:

    Way to go, Cyst! You turned a potentially boring-ass thread into an interesting one in one post.

    My dog just farted and left the room. He can be a real ass that way.


By Semillama on Thursday, October 7, 1999 - 10:47 pm:

    Goethe is on your paper towels? That's far weirder and thought provoking than a woman who goes to the tttie bars, i know a few of those.

    But I have never seen Goethe on paper towels.

    I think inspirational quotes should be printed on toilet paper. You could add a little uplift to day when you go to drop a cholupa.


By Cyst on Friday, October 8, 1999 - 02:42 am:

    send me your address, semillama, and I will send you a goethe paper towel.


By Buttnugget on Friday, October 8, 1999 - 10:26 pm:

    I'm intrigued by the toilet paper with the crossword puzzles on it. I can only finish the really easy crosswords. Bet you could get one Hell of a ring around your ass after a night of hotwings and tequila


By Hot wings on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 07:17 pm:

    sounds like your karma has run over your dogma.