http://cnn.com/US/9911/18/students.crushed.06/ You know it's really sad that people had to die, but HELLO!!!!!! it's a 40ft high log pile ......LOGS ROLL!!!!!!!!!

When stacking logs call a professional....

How much wood would a texas-a&m student chuck if a texas a&m student could chuck, well you can guess the rest... SE

se!!! nice to see you.

evolution in action. maybe it's a bit heartless, in the long run, people who aren't naturally smart enough to be cautious around a two-story pile of logs are better removed from the gene pool.

and they're earning college degrees !!!

they've been doing this for like 100 years there were engineers it was a horrible accident not a bunch of kids playing in the lumberyard they are dead have respect

I have respect, but no pity.......no more than I do for the "professional" cliff jumpers who perish while attempting to make a point that jumping is safe.......sorry they are dead, just no pity

don't flatter yourselves. any one of you would've gone to that bonfire if you were a student there at the time and it was something you wanted to do.

That seems to be a pretty meaningless statement. It implies a major personality change for those of us who don't enjoy hanging around a crowd of screaming drunk college students. It's like saying "any one of you could have been Jeffrey Dahmer if you liked to eat dead gay men."

no, it means that none of you are such geniuses that you would've thought it was dangerous.

have respect for the living. the dead couldn't care less.

respect for death is respect for life

any moron knows that a 40-60 foot high stack of logs is dangerous....

has everyone else seen the photo of the pantiless drunk woman under the limbo stick? http://jlms.com/~mc_tact/limbo.jpg

the power of Photoshop.

oh yeah. god, I'm gullible.

nooo. i don't want to believe it's fake. this one is real: http://www.prehensile.com/images/funny/promPIMP.jpg

i am not sure photoshop had anything to do with the limbo pic, i think perhaps it was staged though

Is that prom picture, you know, legal? Those kids look about 14.

legal in what sense? I don't think it can be considered "porn"...if thats what you mean, and actually thats me copping a feel at my 10th grade social......oh an nate, the 24 hour security camera at your office HAS seen everything adn the loop should in your email box very soon....

There is the issue that the kids (ie you and your date or whatever) were obviously under-age at the time it was taken. However, I don't think copping a feel qualifies as intercourse, and also nothing is really visible, so... I dunno, it seem like it should be "legal". I also believe the one Cyst posted. It looks pretty damn real. If it's photoshop, then I'd like to hire whoever did the touch-up.

i dunno. it would be easier to tell if her thighs weren't so chubby. take a look at her crotch (as if you hadn't already.) the flesh creases fold in exactly the same place the lines of her panties would fall. the fact that the creases are so pronounced makes the photo a bit suspicious... but that might just be due to her position and the amount of jabba she has on her thighs. it's kinda hard to tell whether the photo has been tampered with or not - i think it could go both ways. i'd need a case of tequila, a copy of K-tel's Calypso Classics, a penthouse suite at The Millennium, and a dozen drunken panty-less limbo chicks in order to make a final judgement. you folks cover my expenses and i'll be more than happy to do the necessary research.

her thighs are not even fat. she's totally normal, if not a little thin. when you bend your legs like that and have any fat at all on your thighs, the flesh gets spread out horizontally that way. just so you know.

i agree, i wouldn't call her "fat" at all, that fat babble is the reason borderline anemic girls like your self stairmaster their ass neurotically.........(not relly sure of your stair master habits cyst, just used you as an example....)

people, get real. it is so obvious the limbo photo is doctored. someone in this world who is very good with photoshop really hates that girl. and i don't think the thighs are chubby either.

what is obvious about it....

chubby? pfffft... the woman is big-fat-jiggling-*whalemeat* chunky! who the fuck are you trying to kid? anyway, the point was that if she had less jabba on her upper thighs, it would be easier to determine whether or not the photo was digitally touched up. i wasn't making any judgements regarding how fat her ass is, how fat your ass is in comparison, or the collective jiggly jabba of the great american burger-booty. i was merely pointing out that the deep creases her thigh-fat makes could be mistaken for the crop-lines in a doctored photo. and cyst, thanks for pointing out the mind-numbingly obvious. that had never occurred to me. nitz. there is nothing about that photo that makes it an outright fraud. i think you're relying on your highly unreliable "psychic-powers" again. anyway, whatever. y'all are some *tedious* motherfuckas. i'm out.

whales aren't really fat. I mean, if you think about it, they're not chunky at all -- they're very streamlined. yes, they do have thick layers of fat under their skin, but they go places where it's really cold. and, in proportion to their total body weight and mass, I think they might not really be any fatter than your average wal-mart shopper. and whales certainly don't jiggle. just so you know.

don't start knockin the whales man!

Whales don't jiggle because they are floating and because they are in a much more viscous medium than air. That fat is supporting them (b/c it's buoyant) so of course it's not going to jiggle... load-bearing blubber doesn't jiggle. And I haven't checked out the pic, but everyone already knows how I feel about current ideals of femenine beauty.

watch out. grandpa's been eating too much tofu.

yeah, right. grandpa should talk. haven't you been calling yourself jabba the hut lately, if i recall correctly? that girl's body is normal. and the genitalia is decidedly too streamlined of a pod to be real. oh, and by the way patrick, i think you meant anorexic as opposed to anemic. anemia has to do with your iron levels. just so you know.

my final judgement is that the limbo is 100% genuine, boys and girls. "jenn-yoo-wine." why? because the yellow back-seam of her denim dress goes right up the crack of her ass. no distortion at all. zilch. not even a blur. if her panties were cropped and the area replaced with a gash-shot, the "artist" would have had to recreate the part of the seam that would have been obstructed by her skivvies. besides that, there's way too much depth, detail, and consistency to that ass, baby. you just can't fake ass like that. doesn't happen. so there you have it. ok. i've analyzed this woman's poonany far too long. time to move on.

My God! This is surreal! I'm used to seeing my old photoshop porn turning up in random sites and archives, but to happen onto a page where its being discussed is too fucking much! Look, i made that close to 2 years ago. I got the picture from an "upskirt/panties" site. In the original she's wearing panties and, yes, I just basically cut and pasted a more interesting view on her. part of the phone is searching the endless beaver shots on the net 'till you find that right one in size and skin color. for your edification, this mystery of the fat thighs is the key to detecting the fake. the "pod" I used on this girl (and agatha up there is right, a shaven pod is usually a dead giveaway) I must've taken from a girl on her back, knees bent and sort of lifting herself up. the original girl was a bit skinnier or slighter than the model I used, and the difference (as slight as I managed to make it) is what makes her look "fat". And possibly the shadow - to make it look as seamless as possible, I had to match the shadows from each girl (from the nude model and the limbo girls shadow of her legs against the panties). Had this not been my handiwork, that (and the hairless vulva) is what would've clued me in on the trick. Anyway, I'm sorry I'm going on, but this is just incredible! I've moved on from this, I swear, and I'll post a link to some of my handiwork later. Meanwhile, here's a sight I made a while back just for situations like this: detective by the way, I didn't write that text to the limbo girl.

I painted in the denim. It was actually the least tricky part of it. And I am an artist, ain't I.

see, people? i told you that shit was fake.

(mood swings)

this is so fucking random. just how many people lurk on sorabji, anyway? scary.

That's funny, i get an error... but it's not a real error. oh wait... i'm starting to channel...

hi everyone. i'm embarassed to say i'm the limbo girl. you see, it was, like, this wedding reception. my bestest girlfriend in the WHOLE world had finally landed this man. Jonathon, he works on the high iron, or something, i forget what he actually said. he's one of those guys who works up on the skyscraper when it's being built. you know, bolting stuff together and stuff. i told betty (she's my girlfriend,) GIRL, you shouldn't be marrying no guy with no risky job. but betty said she needed to get hitched before she started showing (she's since had twins!!! marvin and lizabeth jo!!! THEY ARE SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!!! ANYWAY, so i'm at her wedding reception and i've already had a whole midori sour ALL BY MYSELF and then i am starting on a sidecar when betty's little brother starts telling me about how he's always wanted me. i think he'd been shooting tequila or something!!!! ANYWAY, so we're talking and then i feel his hand on my thigh!!! and i'm like "what are you doing?" and he's like "mookin fo nub!" and i was like THAT'S SOOOOO CUTE!! so i drink the rest of my sidecar and i we go to the bar and i guess we shot some sort of purple nipple thing. I WAS SO WASTED!!! it tasted like raspberry though and i was like YUMMERS!!!!!!!!! so we had another and then went back behind the rectory and he started playing with my pussy. and then he said he wanted to eat my pussy, so i took my panties off and put them on a bush. and then he tried to go down, but he was really awful especially since i couldn't do anything but stand because i didn't want to get mud on my sexy sexy denim (DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THAT DRESS???? I KNOW!!!) so eventually i push him away and end up sucking him off. but i guess he'd been eating a lot of asparagus or something and all i could think about was cleaning out my mouth so i rushed in and grabbed another nipple drink and i guess i forgot about my panties. and then i figured i'd limbo. and now you know the rest of the story. oh yeah, and Pastor Paul found my panties the next day and since my mom puts my name on all of my underwear i got them back.

i ain't buyin it, thanks agatha, just so you know, I am a complete moron and I am glad you have the balls to correct me, otherwise I would have continued to be a complete idiot, you must make someone very happy as their better half! anemic, anorexic, aggghhhhh WHO CAN KEEP UP?

as well you shouldn't. Shannon is obviously nothing more than an agent of Satan. let me tell you the real story. every year since 1874 the United Celestial Families of Salt Lake City have been getting together with the members of alabama's 12th Tribe of Jebediah for the Waters of Yahweh Festival. it's a godly thing. i don't expect you people to understand. what you are seeing there is NOT some wicked gyration meant to raise up the devil's lust and corrupt the will of the holy. it is NOT some lowly rutting ceremony for pagans and sodomites. as i have said before, we are God's people. we do not dance. and we certainly do NOT do the "limbo". it's a godly thing. i don't expect you heathens to understand. my name is sister lucinda rachel evangelina. and yes, that is me in the picture. i am a woman of faith, and what you are witnessing is my celebration of the glory of god. some people handle snakes. some people channel angels. others speak in tongues. we shoot fluids for God. but i don't expect you fucking sodomites to understand. suffice it to say this: after slamming that 12 pack of Old Mill with the children of Jeb, my bladder was plenty full with the Water of Yahweh. I got down on all fours, hiked that dress up, and shot my god-water right up over that bar like my coochie was the seventh sign and i was aimin' for heaven. and by divine will i spunked brother ebenezer right in the eye and marked him through the grace of god as my celestial husband, provider, and shaft-stabber for the rest of my worldly days. swappin' spit, shootin fluids, and mixin' genes. through the grace of god. but i don't expect you godless hellbound fluid-flushin' sodomites to understand. it's a godly thing.

Oh,Jesus,is nothing sacred??? I sent the limbo picture to Patrick weeks ago,I thought it was fake,my s/o thought it was real,I wanted a proffesional opinion.

cyst: it's not random, it's called a referrer log. Lux Lucre found this page through his. we were all clicking that link like crazy. p.s. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH I TOLD YOU SO SUCKAS!

http://jlms.com/~mc_tact lex lucre is a fraud. that's a picture of the good sister lucinda. it's a god thing. you wouldn't understand.

I just got off the phone with Pastor Paul. He verified Shannon's story. He's a man of god, so I can't see him lying (like lex did.) ps. the roofiereefer log thing doesn't make sense.

i love random pictures, especially when they are nekid....

http://jlms.com/~mc_tact/just019.jpg

that's just wrong

no, just 19. do people set aside taboo to help baby animals? people do.

thanks, sarah. that makes sense. he made it sound like a coincidence. maybe that's not even him. maybe it really is real. who knows. it doesn't matter. ok.

i know. it's weird though. when it comes to sex or porn, men will believe anything. *ducking*

I never said I was mc tact, or whoever. I just said that I made the picture.

your name was "Lux" the first time around. try shooting fluids, buddy. "the higher the stream, the closer to God." -sister lucinda rachel evangelina

i ran the text through the voice analyzer. it came back: 99.70% droopy i guess we know who lex/lux/dweeb is.

LOL ahh, crap.

i don't get it, i highlight a post, right click, view source, and the only thing i see is the text, and code numbers assigned to each post..they seem to be in some sort of chronological order, but for example all of nate's posts do not have the same number by them so again how do you check the source for a given post? humor me

are any of the numbers the same? A search performed on whois.crsnic.net has revealed that the domain "eatmyfuckingasshole.com" is available. You may register this domain.

droopy, it is now time for your punishment. bend over...

But....but...does this mean what he said wasn't true? Droopy, you wicked thing! That was good.

But....but...does this mean what he said wasn't true? Droopy, you wicked thing! That was good.

But....but...does this mean what he said wasn't true? Droopy, you wicked thing! That was good.

Whoa, how did that happen? The freaking thing was giving me a weird "file blocked, try again" message. I humbly apologize.