isn't anything amusing going on around here? anybody have a sense of humor?

you see a lack of it? What do you want, fart and dick jokes all the time?

quite the opposite actually. yes, i see a lack of humor. and subtlety. oh well, carry on.

well you amongst some of the most cynical people around here, sometimes subtle, sometimes not....stick around...

hey Hugh... here's a buck, go buy yourself a light lunch.

Hugh? Mr. Jarms?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ________ did split the scene, by the way, josie = patrick if you didn't catch it then

I am acquainted with Mr. Jarms. But I am not Mr. Jarms. Or Mr. Jass. but it's nice to see you, nate. You fucking Nazi.

hugh's right. subtle is good. I am always blatant and earnest, and I believe everything I hear and see. I think handjob guy is waging a campaign to get me to be interested in him again. he says he's been looking for a nice leather belt for me and something else I'd mentioned I'd wanted. what a freak. I wish I could figure out whether he really is gay so then there would be no more mystery.

I don't know handjob guy but I do know ninboy. He's in my painting class. Or he use to be. He got really depressed and stayed in his house for two weeks. So now he's dropping all his courses. He use to wear this nin shirt all the time so it was created in my mind that he is The ninboy. I actually talked to him once or twice too. He usually says nothing at all. He's from California and came to rainy aberdeen wa for a change. I think the weather's getting to him. I'm going to buy Memoirs of a Geisha now. I hope it's good. I'm a little dissapointed though. I thought it'd be by a REAL geisha. They fascinate me.

oh, I read that. it's very entertaining.

Cyst... the worse you treat him, the more he'll love you... the more fun it will be. But then, I was always cruel to guys like that. They're really not good for much else.

Listen to enough nin and you would drop all your classes too...his brain is in decay - not that any of you asked...carry on

NIN does have a tendancy to slowly rot the brain...

Ask if you can give him a Prince Albert. That should cheer him up.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

do YOU have a prince albert Mr Semillama

I dont get it.

I don't know what those perverts are talking about, but I was making a joke. It's a phone prank. 1: Do you have prince albert in a can? 2: Yes. 3: Well you better let him out! I'm assuming it's some sort of food. I never heard of it. Everyone knows the joke, though.

It was loose tobacco or pipe tobacco. Before my time. I only know about it from reading old British Boys Own annuals etc. as a kid.

patrick and semillama are talking about A prince albert. ask them.

a prince albert is type of piercing, through the tip of the penis

And I am not that crazy. I met a homeless hippie once that had a lot of piercings. He said that when the cops arrested him for vagrancy and threw him in jail, that they made him take out the prince albert. So, of course, he lost the hole while in the joint.

And I am not that crazy. I met a homeless hippie once that had a lot of piercings. He said that when the cops arrested him for vagrancy and threw him in jail, that they made him take out the prince albert. So, of course, he lost the hole while in the joint.

stupid question, as in- i know that cops do a lot that can't be justified- but how could they justify asking someone to remove a piercing? why would they care?

"he lost the hole while in the joint"?!?! That is beautiful! It just sounds so nasty. Something Tele Savalas might have said.

Who loves you baby?

I wonder if Kojack could beat up Baretta?

Don't know who 'Kojack' is but I bet Kojak could.

Kojack and Baretta were cheesy TV crime fighter/detective types who had shows in the early seventies. Egad! I'm getting old. Reference The Beastie Boys video Sabotage for similar genre comparison. Further, I bet Kojack could beat up Tutti from the Facts of Life.

fuck no. she'd shove that lolipop up his ass. i had a PA once. it turned out to be a cervix buster. this is well documented. please review.

You are probably right Kojack always had others do his crime fighting for him. Big bald pussy he was. Didn't he have hair at one time and what happened to his finger? I can light a match with one hand like him. He's still dead btw.

Mike, trust MapleLeaf. It's "Kojak."

I prefer to continually misspell it. Anyway, do you know what happened to Kojak's finger?

cervix buster ouch

that's why i took it out.

uhhh....hmmmmmm...... (sigh) ummmmm........er...........ahhhhhh...... (sigh) (giggle) OH I SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may all feel free to bite me.

can we put you in the ball polisher first........

thanks for the explanation Gee ; )

that was thoughtful of you, nate. i can't even stand to think about it. eccchhh.

I like Columbo. I like him a lot.

" Uh,there's just one more thing"

Columbo,he was the best.

What a dissapointment. I saw the boy I made out with today but he didn't see me. I didn't go over to say hi because he was talking to people and I'm too shy to interupt. He walked away with a pretty girl and touched her back for a second. That made me feel bad. I felt that way the day after I made out with him and I saw him in class, too. Some girl was leaning into her table so her behind was sort of attracting his attention and he said "Wow, that's a nice view." I think he gave me a funny look, too, like he thought he shouldn't have said that in front of me. I shouldn't have cared, but it made me feel bad. I don't get this. Some guy I'm not even attracted to and I'm feeling jealous. What's wrong with me?? (don't answer that)

cops take out piercings so you won't use them for lockpicks or weapons. Also because they're assholes for the most part, who realy love putting people in jail. fuck off seattle pigs

Sem,cops are just like anyone else,there are good ones and bad ones.Some are out there just trying to do what they can,some are just assholes on a power trip.

WHO WOULD YOU DO This in an innocent game my girlfriend and I always had a blast playing, the rules are simple, you get to pick who you would "do" alive or dead, old and young. Our number one was Sean Connery THEN and NOW it has to be a celebrity, this is a game for girls and boys.......... I thought of one this evening, just kinda popped in my head, Lance Henrikson, kinda weird looking but was on my DO list. Others in the group had a thumbs down. This is not my lifeswork you understand, but it can get really funny, specially when you hear the guys "DO" - try it, let me know your "Do" and "No Never" - my no never was Brad Pritt....... far to pretty for my taste.

I would do Norm McDonald in a New York minute,DDonald Trump,never!!

I wouldn't do Rin Tin Tin

Mmmmm...hang on..cancel that...I was perhaps too hasty..I'll get back to you on it.

Callum Keith Rennie. DoDoDo.