The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. |
a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said,” Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince. An evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. “Then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle. There you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy.” That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought “I don’t fucking think so.” |
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Ask some fellas if they've ever seen your mouse tattoo (note: this won't work if you have a mouse tattoo that they have seen). When they say no, slowly pull down the top of your pants then say in a shocked tone: "Oh, it's gone! I guess my pussy must have ate it." |
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