Fire at spaceships, once the rapture comes... with cough sirup/tequila shots. SE

HRLLO@

Robitussin/Cuervo projectiles? Would this actually repel an Alien Horde? ( Actually they're not the aliens - they were here before we were. ) I believe a bong the size of a Saturn VI booster pointed in the general direction of their approach would do more to slow them down. Nate's obvious cannabis induced stupor is an example of that. It would be like them flying through molasses, giving us more time to shoot them down with more conventional weaponry. The tequila would then be spared for our victory celebrations! The robitussin for anyone with sniffles about the loss of the Alein Fleet.

It'll take more than thay to stop the Xists! And there's NO STOPPING THE YACATISMA!!! Cower, Earthlings!

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did anyone make new year resolutions?

same as usual. Lose some of this gut! Evne though Kazoo likes it for some reason.

sem, from what i recall, you don't have a gut. and if you do, then it's really really really small.

-be more productive -less introverted -start milkdud's college fund.

it's gotten a little bigger. Well, I at least would like my pants to not be tight. THat's probably my real actual resolution. IT's alos a good prod to get back to the gym.

This year I'm going to try and stop giving unwanted advice,nobody ever listens anyway.

To stop hiding so much.

i want to grow wings. not gay ass fluffy angel wings, but really bitchin leathery demon bat wings. either that or maybe just a tatoo.

http://www.tattoorevival.com

My new years resolutions- Get my ass on a stage again Have more patience with my children-be a better mother Work on improving my self image-feel sexy and beautiful again- however I am to do that one

Tattoos are the key.

J, I listen to your advice, although, I may not always follow it. But I do listen. Since I just had a baby, I definitely want to lose some weight and tighten up my loosened muscles, but I will not worry about that until next year, when it is safer to do so. I think my resolution for this year is to save as much money as possible. I am definitely with eri on trying to be patient with my kids. I have nothing else that I need to do right now except pour as much love into them as I can, and give them the best childhood that I can.

yay patrick! If I ever get my finances under control, I'll contribute to that cause. College is expensive business these days. I didn't make any new years resolutions. Am I a bad person?

I would like to be less bitter and contemptuous. I'm almost back where I started, and that's scaring me.