any ideas for what to do with the 10 little packages of dental floss I discovered when I cleaned the bathroom cabinet? hate to throw anything away.

make some mobiles to hang on your front porch.

Use them to remove loose teeth.

Knit a sweater.

Give them to the homeless.

Move to Montana and be a Dental Floss Tycoon.

Well, my friend Erhard uses dental floss (recycled) as tinder with his flint and steel when he lights his fireplace. So you've got a whole heap of tinder there.

tie your lover to the bed with it

how about you floss your teeth? a lot.

make little voo-doo dolls and hang them from your rearview mirror

Run that floss through a big needle,anyone that you don,t care for,just sew their fucking mouths shut,then use the needle and carve your initials on their forhead,,,,then run..run..run..like the wind!!!

Crochet a nice little doily.

Wrap it tightly around your big toe until it gets all gangrene and falls off.

If it's waxed, watch out. The tinder possibilities are a little scary. Try ritually burning it, chanting loudly in Old Norse. Never know what might happen.

Make a wig!

You cd always make thong bikinis for yrself & all yr friends.

Save them til Halloween and hand them out, along with other HIGHLY popular items like travel toothbrushes, pencils, sugarfree hard candy, raisins... to unsuspecting goblins so you can forever be labled as that stingy old (anything over 20 is 'old' when you're that young) lady with the lame stuff. Then watch the kiddies flock to your doorstep to leave YOU some treats (or tricks) of their own. Note: If it's in a small brown paper bag and on fire... just walk away.

Hey!I used to do that.

Me too,but I used a shoebox instead,burns longer.

I always thought that was an urban legend, putting crap in a paper bag and lighting it on somebody's doorstep.

Come on Dougie,you never did that when you were a kid?I guess you never put a hose in a mailbox and turn it on either.Maybe you never got in trouble when you were a kid,I was always in trouble,I still am.When you do the shit on fire thing,it,s important to position yourself somewhere that you can see the door,put they can,t see you.

Who needs to be a kid to this? I did it last summer to a buddy. It became a topic of conversation at the tavern at the golf club. That is always a good practical joke to bring a guy back down to earth. Throwing a 35 pound Chinook Salmon on his lawn will do it also. Some of us just never grow up.

Nope, never did it. I figured the person to whom it was being done would know the urban legend as well and would know enough not to jump on the bag to put it out.

You can come throw a 35 pound Chinook Salmon on my lawn any time. The burning dog shit has always been a favorite of mine,the best part is when you see the look on their face,and you know they JUST realized they shouldn't have stomped on it!

It,s even funnier if their pant leg catches on fire and they start beating their leg.

Where do you live? Probably a long way from anywhere that you can catch a Chinook...it would be pretty ripe by the time I get there....but then...it would be worth it just to meet you :)

Down here in Cajun country.I'll show you my catfish,if you'll show me your Chinook.

It's a deal :)...and we can feed each other crawfish and shrimp.

Purrrrr!

We added a little pizzaz to the burning shit bag trick by filling their garbage can half full of water and leaning against the back door and knocking when we heard the cussing from the shit discovery. You must remember to leave the back gate open for speedy escape and not rely on the slipery shit foot to protect you.

Looking at Nate and Markus post above reminds me how much fun you can have with clear plastic wrap and a toilet.Lift the lid, stretch that wrap across the bowl tight,when your mark goes potty it,s a real surprise.