My wife has a pair of dimples, perfectly located on the two sides of her upper behind, just below the small of her back. I have seen them on other girls as well. Do all girls have these pair of perfectly placed dimples? Why? I have never seen them on men's asses, and i admit i am not the best source for the geography of male ass, maybe jim can provide insight........

i cannot see my ass. tonight i will get a neckache trying to spot the gigabooty in the mirror. thanks an assload, patrick.

I have them and a crack runs down my ass too.

2 dimples == start of cellulite. Many dimples == full-fledged cellulite.

they are not the start of cellulite so there

no i agree, they are not cellulite hoss...... see http://www.x-muse.com/guests/models/nico/album-2/pages/nico0551.htm i have been prone to push on them to see what happens, and it seems they are due to a lack of cartilage or bone in that area........i recall my wife saying they were kinda sensitive if i pushed too hard with my finger.

I know, was just kidding. My girlfriend's got 2 of them too.

so any ideas as to whats up with that.......

No shit! I've got a dimple on each cheek too! But I thought it was a Black thing...

Beats the hell out of me, man. Could be the reverse of what you find on a whole roasted chicken -- on the back there's those 2 little oysters that I love digging out.

Me too...wierd. I never thought about it before.

you see people am leading the boat of self exploration.....so lets all put our asses together and find whats up with the cute dimples on girls asses. first and foremost. to make this reasearch sound. i need documentation. please send polaroids and jpgs or your ass and dimples to nate for evidence. thank you

I have two wimples on my ass, but that's because I accidently sat on a pair of dwarf nuns this afternnon.

I can just ship Nate my ass? Neat. I might kind of need it, though. Maybe he could ship it back when he's done confirming?

i have no dimples. my ass is big, round, and jiggly. i need to start taking yoga, or something.

big, round, and jiggly. mmmmmmmm. "she's stacked in the back, with junk in her trunk, i guess it's easy to see..." something something something "baby, you're shaped like a coca-cola bottle - you got to be the real thing." (a song called "stacked in the back" that's on the radio alot down here. there's even a stacked in the back competition at one of the bars.) don't quote me on this - i think the dimple thing has to do with the way the muscles attach to the ilium (a bone which is kind of concave) and it's more noticeable in women 'cause they're longer in the waist. or else they're aliens. i don't know.

I checked tonight. I have dimples. whenever I look at my bare ass in a mirror, I'm overwhelmed by much bigger worries.

If I had your ass I'd worry too. Of course, that'd be because I'd be a 6'4" 260lb hairy male with a tiny, really cute ass.

Is your ass hairy Antigone?

that's like asking "is the tip of your dick hairy?" except the answers would be different. nevermind. i have a dimple right square in the middle of my ass cheek. one cheek only. had an ass absecess when i was a baby.

this is turning out to be a great thread........

you notice how i skillfully pull the conversation in the direction of my ass?

yes

Ah,but what can you pull out of your ass?

As long as we're delving into this area in a scientific mode[other than the residents of Nates ass, of course].I have a handy little tidbit to contribute.The dimples can be used as pressure points for accupressure when females experience menstrual cramps.Or, could be rubbed just for fun at any other time.

The Landover Baptist Church believes tampons are "Satan's little cotton fingers."

That's great! I always felt my relationship with Satan was intimate.

They're like the Onion's mutated offspring with genes spliced in from the 700 club.

I'm druink. every dancer I saw tonight had dimples.

I don't know why, but this thread disturbes me so very very much.

I have to wait until the Grump gets home to find out if I've got dimples. Maybe its just an American affliction?

Nate has a hairy ass? Awwww, man -- that totally wrecks my fantasies forever!

I didn't know that Satan used cotton.I always thought he was more into satan.

hey, i never said anything about my hairy ass. and anyway, everyone has hair on their ass.

okay, so am i the only dimpleless chick on sorabji? please say this isn't so. does anyone ever run the washer through an entire cycle without any clothing in it, or is this just me?

uh. maybe that's why you don't have dimples on your ass?

I don't have any dimples on my ass, either. You know what I think? I think you're all freaks and me and Agatha are the only normal ones around here.

they're not supposed to be ON your ass but above it- check patrick's link

I havent got them. The Grump says its because I'm a cuddly shape. He's got slight ones.

I think you're all freaks for paying such close attention to your behinds. If they were meant to be studies so intensely by their owner, they wouldn't be behind you.

right on. dimpleless girls unite! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

you should learn to embrace the butt Gee, this has been a very rewarding exercise in self exploration, you learned something about yourself. Thats always a good thing, don't be a "hoser" about it. See now I got cyst think about it out at strip bars. perhaps the bigger the butt/lower back the harder to see....maybe, i dunno. this query has raised mroe questions than it answered.

on that note, i think i will have a look in the mirror and see what the buzz is all about. i think the muscle theory was probably correct.

i was just looking in my gray's anatomy. i think the dimple is the gluteus medias from where it attaches to the ilium bone to where the gluteus maximus (the booty) overlaps it. the hip abductor.

Droopy, you wouldn't have happened to have ever seen these anatomical drawings, done sometime in the 16th-17th centuries, where the skeleton in the picture is active? Like, in one picture, the skeleton is leaning over a table, resting his head in his hands? Or another one has a skeleton with skin on his torso and he's holding open the flayed skin to show his organs? Do you know what I'm talking about? My high school had a book full of those drawings, but I can't remember the name of the man who drew them, and I really don't want to go back there to find out.

is it andreas vesalius?

Yes! Yes yes yes!! Droopy, you're a prince.

i'm there for you, baby. gotta go, my cajun chicken pectorals are done cooking.

I have them dimples. But they're really not like "dimples." They're more like indents. Some talk radio show had the topic of weird sex things. This woman called in to let America know that she loves her husband's ass. How it feels, how it looks.. She loved it so much, that she liked to Eat Ass. That's right. Just get her face right between them cheaks and go at it.

hey, agatha, I thought of you today on the phone. I was talking to bakery boy and he asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner with him, and I said no. he asked again and I said no again. I thought you would be proud of me even though the offer wasn't that tempting. maybe if there were no traffic, maybe if I were hungry. but still.

My girl says she loves my butt, but she never does any extra-curricular "grooming" down there. Damn, how does one approach a s/o to to give it a try without sound totally disgusting and perverse? "Honey, I'd really like you to try some butt-munching on me tonight."

Eeewwhh, I just grossed myself out with my previous post. Sorry in advance to all those I offended, including myself...

You shouldn't have to ask.

Yeah Markus. Maybe in a perfect world, but facing my redeye towards her and pointing don't seem too romantic.

ask her if she'd mind if you'd do it to her...

Again, I apologize...

Oooh, yuck. Why would I want to do it to her, Heather?

Just kidding, just kidding, before 86745 people flame me...

Just do it. Even if she would like it, she's not going to just answer a blunt question like that for reasons outlined above. And apologies have little place at sorabji.com. You may have gotten the wrong idea when you first arrived and certain members of the community took pity on your umbrage. The rule is: if one skulks around here with a high threshold of offendability in the first place, then nobody has to waste bandwidth apologizing or explaining in wretched deal. Pomposity is frowned upon, outright bigotry is condemned, and "LOL" is strictly forbidden. Other than that, you get a feel for the rest of the convertions, which aren't as important.

Right then. She's getting a piece of my ass this Friday night, and the rest of you can fuck off. Thanks, Markus. I feel much better.

have at her, dougie! i would poke dave in the eye if he came at me with that big ass. sheesh. cyst, good girl. i am proud of you. fuck that bakery boy loser.

only pjboy gets to "LOL" (i think questions are sexy)

OK, I know LOL is like, "SO AOL", but what are the other acronyms I've seen like ROFL and I think it was ROFLMAO or something?

That's the spirit, Dougie! Tell her to eat your hot fuck (make sure to mention the copyright or swine will have to rent out your mom). Cyst - One of my Portland friends sometimes has lunch in that same bakery. Small world, huh. I din't ask if a tall, beautiful woman ever swept in and bought baked goods, though. I'm sure he would notice. Well, then again, he might not. Sometimes he's sorta "focused".

roll on floor laugh my ass off or maybe- rolled on the floor laughing my ass off (i had to ask too)

I don't remember ever having said which bakery I met him at (the three lions on se division). but I haven't been there in at least a year and a half. he hasn't worked there in a long time, either. if your friend is ever bored enough to spy on me, I can be found at beulahland, a tavern on ne 28th right near burnside and the laurelhurst theater, pretty much every tuesday night at 9 p.m. trivia night. it's fun. but not for the focused.

Markus, sometimes I laugh a lot at something I've seen on sorabji.com and I feel that a "hahah" or "heehee" or "that was funny" just doesn't cut it. Since "LOL" is against the rules, how can I express my admiration?

ha^1

Is LOL against the rules?

A couple years ago we had a bad outbreak; entire threads were consisting of nothing but LOLs and related acros. The Man saw that it was bad, and smote WAYD for a few days. Now, I believe, only Jim is allowed to LOL, in moderation.

You need to refer back to your instruction manuel, thats why you were issued one.

go with heather's advice dougiefresh, start with her ass, some ladies are uptight, others find a new erogenous zone, others will hit you hard, it's a gamble. if all goes well, suggest a she use a finger during your oral pleasure, pretty soon you should be able to graduate to total ass eatery....have fun!

"i would poke dave in the eye" agatha? which eye? and with what?

markus- how do you do that?

His redeye, Nate

Extreme flexibility. How do I do what?

I think, how do you make a link to a target which is a web address, though the link itself is an everyday word (like SMOTE).

actually i mean- how do you remember everything and where to find it? you always seem to have the link at hand (say photographic memory, not tedious searching)

HA! i believe our good friend nelly began that trend. let's bring it back. i would poke him in his redeye, HA!

you know, come to think of it, they aren't really red. more like pink.

Memory (non-photographic; a more accurate term may be literate - I remember sentences and paragraphs, conversations and scripts, visual objects less well). I've been here so long, every discussion comes around again eventually in some form or another.

Bright red, hairy, and angry looking.

thats going too far there dougienotsofresh, just wait till lineboy gets a load this

Who's lineboy? By the way, I just showered, so I'm fresh as a morning daisy right now.

would you puckerpokers stop talking about my brown-eye?

Oh yeah, I get it now, you're lineboy. Well _____, if your hygiene was a little better, maybe it'd turn into a redeye.

better? ummmm....perhaps you are a pink skinned irish boy, or perhaps a fair skinned swede, but i have never seen a red bunghole, and if i did, i would guess it had been plowed by some ass master along the way.

Patrick, you're right on both accounts. Irish & Swedish, plus Scottish. And no, never has my field been plowed.

Your extreme interest in Dave's butt both disturbes and amuses me.

I wonder if ____ gets embarresed with all the talk about his butt and if it does...does his "cheeks" turn red? It,s Fri. Dougie,wash your bum real well,then get something to make a small target around your ass with your bumhole as the bullseye.Don,t forget to let us know how things went down.

today is thursday honey

No, it's Friday out here on the right coast. We had a leap week. What, you didn't get the memo?

It is thur,wtf? I have no sense of time or space.

that must be a great feeling.

_________doesn't get embarrassed about anything. he's pretty hard to embarrass.

try calling his mom and asking her what you should do "he keeps asking me to put this jelly dong up his ass, but i don't want to. was he like this when he was young? how can i get him to leave me alone?"

projecting again nate?

Ha its Friday on my side of the world!

projecting? eh? you getting visions? am i broadcasting? eh? what?

just trying to turn the conversation back to your ass as usual.

Just cause I can,t remember what day of the week it is doesn,t mean I forgot that I was telling Dougie some hints for the friday night butt-munch.

And don't think I don't appreciate it, J!

Just to show y'all what a thoughtful boyfriend I am, I'm bringing Febreze and wetnaps, and floss & toothbrush for afterwards.

use the toothbrush before hand (i hope you don't need the floss afterward)

Hint: You can use the hair in the crack of the ass to floss, thereby saving both time and money.

i would be very afraid of someone had hair that did not come from their head that was long enough to floss ANYTHING!!

Semillama, you've got a point. Will make her floss with my long-ass ass hairs, but I ain't kissing her until she brushes them pearly whites.

Yeah, I'm with Patrick on this one. Brushing good--and flossings good for you, so why not? Just not with butt hair.

OK, will splurge and bring the dental floss. Dingleberries can be such a bitch to get out. Especially in the hard to reach areas, like the molars. Butt hair probably just wouldn't cut it.

*gags*

A thread about flossing w/asshairs. Nate's hairy butt. And rimming. This is what we've come to... Oh, the horror! The unspeakable horror. "I've seen the greatest minds of my generation reduced to flossing w/asshairs & rimming." - Tyler Durden You do realize that this is all a byproduct of consuming too many products laden w/corn syrup?

Hold on, let me finishing my morning cup of steaming corn syrup and I'll respond...

Alright, that's it. I've stopped reading this thread. I just don't think corn syrup is a fit subject of polite conversation.

I woke up feeing lips on my ass,he kissed my ass 3 times,then he told me I was good and went to work.I tried to go back to bed but couldn,t so now I wish I,d been awake enough to fart.

oh god J....i thought we have been over the women/fart thing...haven't we????? women just don't fart....OK!!!

True, women don't fart the real way, but those queefs are sometimes a little less than a turn on.

GOD DAMN IT DOUGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I farted once during my first time with a new girlfriend. I was mortified. We had had Mexican that night. She reassured me though, and we laughed. I recovered by making a joke about pulling my finger or some such stupidity, and it actually broke the tension of it being the first time.

More Sorabji history Dougie,Patrick simply can not comprehend the thought of a woman passing gas,it upsets him.Hope you have a good night tonight,let us know how it "ends".

Yes, but women aren't passing gas in this case, J and Patrick. It's trapped air. Will let you how the story "ends."

GOD DAMN IT DOUGIE, MUST WE GET INTO SPECIFICS!!!!

No, I suppose we don't. Sorry to shatter the fantasy. I hope the psychological scars aren't permanent.

*phhhhhhhhwt!

It,s Monday for sure, how did things "end" up Dougie?

Yes, it's Monday J. Hate to disappoint you, but I wussed out.

There,s always another day,Dougie,did you even get close to doing it?