i have collected naked and near naked pictures of various sorabjiites. the rest of you, please submit immediately. thank you. mgt.

who do have other than me and my family? oh and cyst.....

i will not disclose all the names. and you've reminded me: pictures of non-sorabjiites in sorabjiite families are valid also. please send now. thanks. mgt.

if you won't disclose, whats the point, to offer you and only you some sort of gratification? no my friend, poach sites all you like, but nekid pics will not be voluntarily submitted by me....

i already have yours man. i want the others. i'm compiling for an epic project.

Nate, do I know this project? It's got great potential with other things we've discussed.

well i say you need to be a little more forthing coming meester, otherwise i wouldn't expect most to respond.

An epic project? Er...*clutches the photo album* What, exactly, do you plan to _do_ with these nekkid bodies?

I suspect Nate already has the most nekkid photo of me currently on the web. I know of one full nekkid photo, but it's from the rear and dark out. We were all stoned and had just gotten out of the sauna. I do not possess this photo, however.

I have a naked picture of me, but it's not on the web. I'm much too cheap to pay to have it scanned. I would be willing to send it to someone if they want to scan it for me, though, and everyone can see the majesty that is GEE.

I have several naked pictures of me. None taken over the age of 2, however, so I'm sure you're not interested.

The only naked picture of me that exists from adulthood is of me and five friends playing naked in a snowfield in Wyoming. Well, not fully naked. We all had boots on. And gaiters. And bandanas and sunglasses. But in between, there 'tweren't a stitch. Unfortunately, I don't have any of these photos, but several of my friends may still.

jesus gee, i'd be happy to scan. you know where to find me. sem, i was sent the other one. i'm sorry, i thought you knew. spider, your brother hooked me up with some baby pics. isolde, it's epic. trust me.

i posed for some nekkid pictures, over 15 years ago. my ex-husband took them. i was quite surprised to show up at his workplace unannounced one day & find him in the back showing all of his co-workers the pictures. they were all huddled around the pix, hooting & hollering like the dumb rednecks they were. i haven't posed for a nekkid picture since.

i acan arrange to have photos made. just bring your ass to socal, we can do the dimple exam at the same time....

That,s awful Crimson,I knew a guy that did that too,he showed pictures of his wife to all his friends,eventually somebody broke into his house and all they stole was the pictures,she divorced him after that.

i didn't divorce him because of the pics, necessarily, but it did bug me--especially when his buddies started coming around & propositioning me all the time.

i had a seminekked picture in those little mail art books, but i was obscured by projected images and cleo. that's as good as it's going to get, my friend.

i have that. i count that i dig your glasses, btw.

If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd oblige Mr. Nate.

I,m sure you got two of them Jimbo:)

the picture would verify.

hey jim. I think I may be coming out to d.c. in april or so. I'll take naked photos of you if you want. I would even scan them in for you. I would even get you drunk first. doesn't that sound like fun?

I have some around, but I don't know where they went.. I'm going to go look for them. we took them a long time ago, using black and white film. There's something about the idea of scanning them that would really cheapen it. But it turned out really nice. Just my naked back, my shoulder hiding a partial bit of my face, and my boobie peaking out from the side just a little bit. No nipple. Maybe I should just scan that one. I like my body. I like seeing my naked torso in front of a mirror. No fat. I was doing that just yesterday. I don't usually look at my little ass though, it's just not as exciting.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

nate, why should i trust you with naked pictures of myself? what's your address?

who doesn't trust nate? jeez

you didn't answer the question.

hmm. i'll email you my address.

are you going to use a graphics editor to remove the faces and then make us guess whose body is whose?

no. hadn't thought of that. i could probably for the most part leave the face on and let people guess. doesn't sound very exciting. no one knows.

i like digital cameras. fun for hotel rooms

don't ya just feel slutty in hotel rooms?

I knocked the headboard off the bed in a MOTEL room most recently and I felt 8 bazillion kinds of powerful until I realized that the MOTEL was so fucking cheap that the headboard hung on the wall like a picture and very little force was required to dislodge it.

please tell me it was during during sex......if so, i will take bow at your feet......

Jeezis, Patrick, what the hell else would I be doing in a MOTEL bed? I'm crunchy -- when I travel and uninhibited-heard-by-strangers-and-thus-that-much-dirtier-and-more-exciting sex is not the issue, I fucking camp.

alrighty then, i didn't want assume. You and your man could have been playing steam roller or something like that.....you are a rockstar in my eyes.......

Patrick, honey, I don't want to disillusion you, but the headboard was not attached to the bed. It was hanging by hooks on the wall.

Cute. And, I don't know...there are few pictures of me period, let alone naked. Actually...scratch that. You just won't be getting any pictures of me naked, period. Until you explain this project in detail.

no please disillusion me (just play it off would ya....), i know the kind you are talking about, and it wouldn't have fallen had it not been from some serious distrubance (i.e the bed)......

Well this was a nice hotel - top floor we were on, with a great view of the harbour, and a nice bathtub

oh yeah and a huge bed

Well, I'm Damn curious to know what nekkid pciture of me Nate has. I almost wnet through my albums just to see if there were any nekkid photos I had that were missing, if i had any. I have absolutely no qualms about being seen naked, or seeing naked people. Saunas are wonderful for that. You get to the point where you feel sorry for the people who have to wear a bathing suit to take a sauna.

Those people are wierd. We frown on them. I like saunas. Our school used to take them in large bunches...that always got kind of goofy, but...anyway. I enjoy them. More than hot tubs, I think. Have you done the eucylyptus thing?

Hard to find eucylptus in Northern Michigan, we do it somewhat like the Finns, and beat ourselves with either birch or pine boughs. If we did it the total Finn way, we would have to take showers and clean ourselves totally before we got in, and that's just too much hassle when you're at a party. One thing we all liked to do was to get a snowball and bring it back into the sauna, and let it melt on top of our heads.

the world according to Alta Vista: (from the brunching shuttlecocks website) Chapter 8: Literary Interests "Percy Shelley": 471 "german porn": 5995 "Percy Shelley" AND "german porn": 1 Chapter 9: Self-Esteem "I love myself":1394 "I hate myself": 3065 Chapter 10: Action-Comedies From the Eighties With Repetitive Titles Hart to Hart: 664 Simon and Simon: 264 Chapter 11: Hygiene "floss every day": 80 "wear clean socks:" 87 "clean up the blood": 197 Chapter 12: Enthusiasm "Yeah, baby": 29,669 "Yeah, baby, yeah": 1229 "Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah": 3 Chapter 13: Rhetorical Questions "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?": 146 "What the hell are you looking at?": 242 Chapter 14: Ways to Spend a Sunday Afternoon "I'm drunk": 3317 "I'm stoned": 896 "I'm dead": 12431

saunas are so UP. yooo pee. semi, if you want me to send you a batch of eucalyptus leaves, drop me some email. it might violate an ag law or two, but what the hell. hmm. idea for mail art.

my naked picture is over the age of two. I'm at least eight. I also have several pictures of me in my underwear. I'm at least eight. I'll send it to you, Nate.

Cyst - Hon, I already have a nude pic. Thanks for the offer. Let me know when you get to D.C. A drink is in order. I've never met any non-D.C. sorabjiites. Nate, you'd go blind if I sent that pic to you.

...from masturbating so much?

nate, thanks for liking my glasses. they disintegrated awhile ago, though. i liked them too. dave hated them. he hates all of my glasses. he wants me to get "normal" glasses.

You want nekkid pics of me, you can go to my website and plunk down the Visa like everyone else.

right on. what's the URL? wtf, normal glasses. does he want you to be normal too? or was it something like "dave, i don't want you wearing the fishnets in public anymore." to which he replied "fuck that! i'll stop wearing fishnets when you start wearing normal glasses!"

I think the non-normal kind of glasses are rather eccentric.

Yeah, but they have character, which is something that "normal" glasses (such as the pair I am wearing now) do not have. Sarah - Thanks for the offer, maybe the next time I go up north, I'll email you in advance.

my glasses are normal, which is how I like them. weirdo glasses are cute for a day or two, but then I'd get sick of people Noticing them all the time. when people look me in the eyes I want them Looking Me In The Eyes, not the glasses.

how did you know about the fishnets? isn't it rather redundant to call non-normal glasses eccentric?

I love the Brunching. All the naked pictures of me are top-secret government documents.

Nate- no. from pure shock.

I promise to contribute when I can figure out how to work that scanner,that would put my s/o,s nuts in a knot.

excellent. always here to help knot the s/o's nuts.

i don't trust you boy i think chinese for lunch is in order

i'm grabbing a cheesesteak.

I went home for pastqa and then passed out. Just getting back to the office three hours later. Oops.

I went home for pasta and then passed out. Just getting back to the office three hours later. Oops.

Markus: Office? You're not bartending anymore?

Threw on the monkey suit and went back to the office just before New Years. Hence my Net access and resultant reappearance here.

actually i opted for thai, and i had a thai version of curry chicken.....tasty

don't you all have to admit sometimes that the monkey suit looks nice?

you should have seen me in my tux that i got for my wedding, badabingbadaBOOM!!! i cleaned up well as my mama says...monkey suits are forbidden in this office......

It always looks good. I don't actually mind a suit, having worn it for years. I enjoyed getting my tux out this New Years for the first time in quite a while.

Idea: For Margret's wedding, we should have a group sorabjiite picture. Naked.

And one all in tuxes and ball gowns, for contrast. The one i want to see in tails is our illustrious host. Seated at the piano. Cummerbund and all.

Not a bad idea. I found some pictures when I was looking for mailart that I almost sent along for Nate. But I think I was 17 then. They were very interesting, though. Maybe I should scan them in anyway.

Semillama, can I wear my socks? I really like wearing socks. I wear socks all the time, except when I'm in the shower.

Socks always seemed appropriate to me to wear while naked, as it seems your feet get cold first.

No...I think if one's going nekkie, go nekkie...even in my streaking days, I didn't wear socks/shoes.

or they better be some really cool socks

they have monkey heads on them. can socks get any cooler than monkey heads?

sock monkeys.

Wearing nothing but socks actually makes me feel very sexy. I really like those soccer socks that come up to your knees and are all thick and warm.

Ooh yeah, Margret. Like that Catholic school girl thing -- I love when my girlfriend does that.

Sock monkeys are pure evil.

oh god the mere thought, perhaps gee posesses more pure evil than we originially thought

Soccer socks are nice and warm. My torso gets colder than any other part of me, though, so I prefer wearing long shirts if I'm going for the "not-clad but not nekkie" idea.

I am evil! I was eating my potato salad and the dog came up to me and gave me her dog look. I tossed her a carrot sliver. What more proof do you need???

gee- it's time to send the pictures of naked evil.

yessir.

I have the pictures,enjoy http://www.nrel.colostate.edu/projects/glide/

Can find your self?

You're a regular fucking riot, V.

And dont you just fucking know it.You must have been bored out your head before I came along,admit it,tell me,you ever see how long my postings are?...dont go confusing me with Agent D,that thing is an idiot,...SO,WHAT INSECT ARE YOU?

Yes, I admit it V. This place sucked until you got here, at which point, after reading several of your posts, I knew I was onto something special, so I set my Outlook calendar to remind me every 15 minutes to check into to sorabji.com just to see if you'd posted anything new. You mention the length of your postings, but it's not just the length of your postings, it's the depth of them which stirs something in me, some sort of je ne sais quoi which I can't quite put my finger on, but which I know deep in my heart is good and true and wise. In terms of insects, I'm a pubic pediculosis. How about yourself?

me? the last of the humans apart from Dodi.Do you play chess? move and counter move,now THATS what I would love to see on Sorabji,not WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ...now thats a posting I see a lot,and I have yet to make sence of it,tell me,can you say anything of merit about Sorabjis?or am I correct in thinking this is just an ant farm?,and to pre-empt your next thought,why do I post?...well if I find an ant farm,I cant resist poking a few holes in it.

Your funny V!

...Perhaps,but its sweet of such a good looking Lady to post on such a primitive web site.

That's really nice of you, thanks! Yes, I agree, very primitive, but fun.:)

Dodi,its only what you deserve,you know your self,you are far ahead of most people.

Why do you say that V? You deserve more than you think. We only have one chance at this life, so go enjoy it, before it's too late.

I'm the kind of person, that if I see something I like, I get it. I'm not going to deprive myself of feeling good, looking good and eating well. Enjoy, and go get yourself something special, just for you. :)

Dodi,thats so true,you help in so many ways,from you,I know my p.h. is 7.5 (not too bad as you say)also,YOU have made my up my mind to chill out,and move to Greece within 2 years,if I dont,Im dead in 5,due to stress,this week,I have been asleep half the hours of any one else,strange how you can change the life of someone 3000 miles away,thats why I like you,not to mention your skill at poking holes in ant farms. :)

Your pH is better then mine...how's that? Sometimes stress can either raise or deplete the pH, so you have to find a good balance. You can either be too Alkaline or too Acidic, so be careful. Just make sure you eat lots of green veggies and you should be okay. I'm looking into this one product and it's called Goji juice. It's supposed to be an anti-aging product, among other things too. I'm glad I'm helping you out. I don't know how, but if it's working, then it's all good.

Well I still feel guilty for not checking out "the body type diet" that is on a memo pad in front of me,but I will,soon.

It's a good program, but my trainer wants me to eat a certain way and I get this tomorrow. He said that I don't eat enough, so now, I will eat up to 6x daily. I don't know if I could do this, but I will give it a try. I'm not a fan of cooking, just shopping.

When in doubt,micro wave.

LOL!!

Yeah, I could say plenty about the merits of sorabjis, V, but I don't have to. It's all here. Go back and read it. Glad you enjoy poking holes in ant farms. That sounds like fun.

Dougie,no YOU go back and read,then post it online,Dougie,if you dig to the bottom of a large pile of horse shit,all you find is well rotted horse shit,I know this for a fact,seeing as I grow some of the best palm trees in London.