This was freakin' weird... I put Six to bed hours ago. Yes/I am one of those people who infantalizes their cat. When I'm thru watching t.v. downstairs & I I'm ready to come ustairs for the nite/I check the doors/adjust the thermostat/turn off the t.v. & the lights. Then I carry Six upstairs to my bed. And I brush her for a little while/then once she's curled up on her pillow & ready to fall asleep/I go into the computer room to write or surf of listen to CD's. But lately/when I'm shutting off the t.v. & stuff/she gets up from wherever she is & waits at the bottom of the steps for me. As if to say "So, c'mon already!". And she bounds up the stairs ahead of me/hops on the bed & assumes the position to be brushed. She did that tonite. But I was watching "All About Eve" in my room/so I didn't leave to get on my computer right away. Now/I got up from the bed several times. Once to use the loo. Once to go downstairs & get something to drink. Once to get a book I'd left in the other upstairs bathroom. And Six didn't budge. Then/when I'd decided to go & get online/just as I stood up/Six woke up/jumped off the bed & walked into the computer room -- ahead of me. Parked her butt on the floor next to me/stayed there for abt an hour/then went back to bed. Then/abt 15 min. ago/she started playing wildcat -- running into the room/richocheting off the wall & running out again. Which she does when she wants my attention/or for me to come to bed. But I was finally able to get into the boards/so I ignored her. And finally/she sat down right in front of my hardrive & looked me dead in the face & meowed at me (trans: "Enough already -- let's go!") And I looked down at her & said "Not right now. I'll be done in a little while." (Yes/I do talk to my cat. And she understands me.) And the next thing I know/Six stared at my hardrive. Really intensely. And suddenly the lights in the room flickered for a second. And my computer crashed! And I had to sign on again just to post this. (And yes/I have a surge protector.) Izzat weird/or what? Anyway/I'm going to bed now/before Six learns how to fry my hardrive completely.

nica has been demonstrably psychic in the past. we often talk mentally.

My cats are having hot gay sex on the kitchen floor as I write this. I don't know if that counts as being psychic.

Only if one of them is in the living room and astrally projecting itself into the kitchen.

that would be asstrally (hot gay sex)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't think he was. My cats have large sexuality/identity issues. They're both asleep right now, otherwise they'd be censoring this.

I think they were projecting themselves into Patrick's anus around lunchtime...

I can't thank you enough for that mental image.

No charge.

You know, if my cats could do that...I'd have to kick them out. they could earn their keep.