I demand that you list, right now, 3 things you like about yourself!

* my enormous intellect * my gorgeous eyes * my youthful libido * my skills with math

thats 4 big guy, so i will follow suit -my passion -my large penis -my craft with a camera -my sense of rhythm (applicable not only in music mond you)

You are surely a cut-up, Nate.

(in hindsight) OH MY GOD!

my taste in music my job skills my sense of humor

I am an excellent cook. I am smart as a whip. I get my pets spayed/neutered.

My sense of humor I can really decorate My butt,but I already mentioned that on another thread.

i can perform lengthy math problems in my head. i read quickly. i am relatively reasonable. i am friendly. i make things that are nice to look at for some people. i made a really cool child in my uterus and popped her out. i had assistance with that one, though. i have nice red hair. (this computer is making a really annoying noise) i want to hear nelly and spiracle on this one.

My hobbies include: making mountains out of molehills blowing things out of proportion taking things the wrong way creating something out of nothing at all

i have a deliciously bizarre imagination. given enough drugs, i can be funny as fuck. i'm one of the happiest people i've ever met. i make music that i really like & write words that amuse me to no end.

1. My tendency often to stick with it, or you, as long as necessary, in spite of pain, exhaustion, boredom, or fear, but occasionally my ability to suddenly let go and just up and do something unexpected. 2. My power alto. 3. My je ne sais quoi.

1. I have a good memory and I spell very well 2. I have nice long eyelashes 3. I can find the good (moral or ontological) in anything or anyone, or your money back

I am good listener. Except with Mum I'm not a bitch. No cruel intentions I have hazel eyes. I like them. Greenish-blue on the outside and brown in the middle I have a good metabolism. Never dieted nor need ever worry about one I have my artistic ways I have a real enjoyment for life and the way things are going for right now I have a weird sense of humor and love for philosophical conversations involving things that shouldn't be spoken about

hrrrmmm.... 1. I have a fuckload of patience (most of the time) 2. I'm good at problem solving and brainstorming (thanks to Mrs. Finn in fourth grade) 3. I have the kind of hair that women like to run their fingers through

nelly, can you elaborate on "#3 My (trans) I don't Know" ......for I j'en sais what you mean.

the indefinable quality that makes her so damn special. "je ne sais quoi" is probably in the dictionary you have at home.

1. I have a good sense of humour. 2. I'm good in bed. 3. I'm a pretty darn good desert cook.

er...but apparently not a good speller. Try dessert. Although I guess I'm good at cooking in the desert too...

drippy it means "I don't know" so says the foxy redhead translator. a more slang like version would be j'en sais "i dunno" so to speak I will accept this though....... "the indefinable quality that makes her so damn special."

Je (I) ne (negates) sais (know) quoi (what) A certain intangible quality works.

i know what it means in french, patrick. i just don't know if you recognize it as that french phrase you've probably heard a billion times: she has a certain je nais se quoi. zhe nay say kwah.

i just don't know what the fuck you are talking about. "The she has a certain i don't know".......makes no sense to me. i am sure i am making an ass outta myself, but perhaps i am missing a key element in this fuck the french and their crummy language

perhaps i taking it too literally....fuck em anyway

1. My skin - olive complexion, fine pores, lightly tanned (it has been summer here - kind of)and glowing with health. 2. My mind that can solve problems, be patient with those less smart than myself and dream amazing future events in my life. 3. I make the world's best lemon merinue pie (and a pretty mean cheesecake). 4. I lost nearly 14kg since last October.

1. i am passionate (on many levels) 2. i have been told i have an "eloquent handling of the english language." 3. i make a very good friend to other plants and animals. super bonus i am the only Kymical Addiction, ever. such is the nature of my ph balance.

patrick....by the way. with this commandinng of the language i will attempt to explain. if you do not translate the phrase directly it is something like: "she has something i can't put my finger on." or "she has something i can not describe." the phrase, in the way it is said, it leaves the ending with a diffrent sound in the voice, not a question and not a statement, almost like a defeated admittance. "it is something like.....i don't know." oui? n'espa? bien.

I must be in a real funk. Everytime I try to think of a good quality about myself I right away think of the downside to it.

Rubbish. The question was 3 things you like about yourself, not good qualities. Surely you like 3 things about yourself. Interesting how droopy showed up and didn't answer the question. Hmmmm....

let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger and not thy own lips.

thine own lips

thanks a lot, margret.

when properly obsessed, I can go for weeks on only five hours of sleep a night. I don't pretend even when it's pretty to think so. I use my favorite tense a lot. I've forgotten what it's called. "by saturday I will have figured out how to pronounce 'efficacy.'" that one.

Future perfect, I'm guessing. I'm not going to look it up.

1) I know everyone 2) I'm good at giving advice and tell people the truth, and what they need to hear. 3) I'm witty and entertaining 4) I have good skin and great eyes 5) I'm at peace 6) I'm well dressed 7) I throw great parties w/ great food C'mon Gee, I'm sure there are lots of nice things about you. Just because they have downsides doesn't make them invalid! Go Gurl!

*i have attractive and powerful eyes *despite a lifetime of training in the ways of the english language, I can't spell worth shit. I like that ;) *i can be destructively creative '

Gee is smart.Gee is funny.Gee is good.

Oui, Kymical, mais--n'est-ce pas? N'espa..non...non...

"yes I am blind. no I can't see the good things. just the bad things. yes I am blind. no I can't see. there must be something horribly wrong with me." well, okay. all of these are real-life qualities. they don't always apply to sorabji. I'm nice to people. polite. funny when comfterble. I'm forgiving and compassionate and at times I'm passionate. I know how to Listen and usually make others feel pretty good about themselves. I'm a self-esteem booster. that's more than three. whoops, screwed up again.

Islode.. je parle pu francais. i failed 2 of the three times i took it. the third (first) time i was actually good at it. but i could never write it a damn. one of my good qualities is my commanding of the english language, so i at least have not completely lied. was i at least correct about the translation?

Kymical #4 Creative phonetic speller.

I'm a good worker. I read fast. I'm make a mean Moro muffin. NZA I emailed you but our computer died (the jerk doctor thread) so I dont know if you got it or not or if you mailed me back?

Yup. Your translation was fine. I had actually assumen you were making fun of the idiotic way the French spell. Je parle un peu francais aussi. I just like to have the air of importance.

1. I've told a hundred people about this web site since discovering it today 2. http://members.tripod.com/aaroncraig 3. I've thrown more frisbees (both number of discs and number of throws) than you.

Well, there goes the neighborhood. Just kidding.

rhi, you never really kid though, do you?

Are you thinking of something I've said in particular?

i just mean that there's always intention in what you say- that's all

fuck you, you ass.

ahhhh, the sorabji red carpet

? i meant it as a compliment, aside from the fact that it was mostly off-hand. luckily, what nate says is usually too abstract for me to understand. (rhiannon is the coolest, which i think i said before and i'll say it again cause it's still true, so apologies if what i said was offensive)

or maybe that had nothing to do with me

i think he was talking to ABC

Maybe he,s just horny and want,s to put it up your ass,don,t let him Heather,he posted a picture of a woman with a apple up her ass,it could have been a friend of his,maybe he helped her ass get like that,you never know.

YOU NEVER KNOW. i'm getting a new job.

In the words of Ray Charles, "what'd I say?"

Poor thing, you didn't say anything wrong. And you have a nice smile...you should have put that on your list. No offense taken, Heather. You're right.

A new job? What srt of new job? Is it a young women with apples up their asses kind of job, or one slightly more normal?

does this new job have a good future? Is that why you took it? and does this mean the position with all the dr. pepper I can drink is no longer open to me?

i guess it's a fairly normal job. it's scary. much larger. possible travel. less money. enormous opportunity. more stock. and if everything goes right, the group i'm joining will spin off and do an IPO itself shortly. my retire at 33 is looking more and more plausable.

Score!!!

Nice work Nate!

yea yea, sure good, but...what about me?

coming back after like 4 months is fuck off, straight up confusing, nate and patrick still the jokers in this place ay? some things never change!

lucy?

No, I imagine it's Lawanda.

Hmmmmm.... 1) My ability to learn any DOS command / utility, memorize it's function and all of it's flags / wildcards. 2) My unique ability to speak DOS. (ie, some guy cutts me off in traffic, he gets a finger and a very nasty "FORMAT C:" 3) My ability to store an entire removable tip screwdriver set & screwdriver in my beard. .... Oh, wait, those are the three things that do suck about me.

lol@warner- i like it - i like it a lot a little query- has anyone seen 'murder in the cathedral' hmmm- just wondering b/c what the hell is that all about if you have seen it- i need explanations and i need them fast- i also need a cure for hangovers which i am going to have big time tomorrow :] cheers