Well, after four whole months of not speaking to me, she invites me to this role-playing whodunit party she's having. She sends me this e-mail saying how she wants to "patch things up." So I go to the party and I filmed part of it. One hour and fifteen minutes of pure nothing. I think I might ask Dana out on a date. You know, before I move and all. Wait. You don't know. My family and I are moving to Myrtle Beach, SC. My father recently accepted the position of City Attorney of Myrtle Beach. So on July 31, I'll be going down to MB. Anyway, I just thought I should do that before I move.

Myrtle Beach? (aka Redneck Riviera) i am sorry

now i know who you are.