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fucking hub cap fairy did half the work for him. |
i'm pretty sure the guys in the apartment above me capped the hubcap fairy last week. i heard some horrible screaming and smelled shoe polish. |
how do you find the person whose hubcap you have. do you personally stand at the post holding it? |
the code word is "Marshall Law" |
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i swear, the day i use "y'all" as a part of my vocab, i hope one of you has the decency to dismember me or remove my voicebox in some manner i'll never forget. |
um'um'good. |
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ghetto redneck. |
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the whole "white trash-redneck" comedy routine is nothing but thinly-veiled classism. why's it funny? well, ya'll, cuz everyone knows whites ain't trash, and the trash ain't white. |
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yummm. |
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country roads to the place where i belong west virginia mountain momma take me home country roads |
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does country necessarily go hand in hand with southern? i had a friend of mine do some charity/volunteer work in w. va. and they told him to be careful of the inbred chicks. |
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Ok y'all--what's wrong with the South? Other than that those idiots tried to secede and they talk funny and eat gross stuff, that is. I'm sure there are perfectly good people from the south. Some of my best friends...are southern? |
this one will get there eventually. but i started this board so i could find out about the hubcap thing. methinks it odd. just this morning i saw another one. |
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i thought of you. and of jesus, of course. |
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i used to have an older mustang and my hubcaps would come off all the time. i never once thought of driving around looking for one leaning up against a post. i mus' be sum kin' dumbass. i mus ha shit fo ma brains. |
hubcaps help you get chicks you know. |
cause i mean, i'm down with that if chicks dig it. |
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http://www.angelfire.com/mo/sistermary/ |
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the stripper was totally grossed out. |
i'd know those words anywhere. egads. |
You can't drive any furhter South on the East coast of the U.S. without hitting water. And you only ever see Whitefolks leave their house/get into a car/drive to the store/& go shopping barefoot in The South. I have never seen anyone - Black or White - do that in NY. Not even way upstate in the boonies/or out on L.I. Even the poorest of po' folks put some shoes on before they leave the house up North. I still don't understand why the hot-ass sidewalk doesn't burn their feet... |
when the bottoms of your feet are all black from walking around on supermarket floors. W.T baby W.T |
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On another note, my hard drive fragged and I had to entirely reinstall Windows. I wept for my lost data. I wept for my soul. And then I wept again. |
sure as shit they sold him beer. never underestimate the power of 7-11 feet. |
not sure about the hubcap thing unless it's some sort of secret signal, government conspiracy type of thing.... |
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