| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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"Don't make me count!" Oh god, not that! Anything but you counting! |
Almost as bad as "this is the most revolting thing I have ever tasted, try it." |
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Actually Trace, you're fairly close to Satan aren't you? You both have the same work AND home IP's? And Slick Willy also posts from the same work address. Must be getting kinda crowded at that IP! It's kinda cute the way Satan posts something offensive, then you come on only minutes later and tell him how bad he is. But, I talk to myself a lot too ;) |
Well played, it certainly added a lot of interest to the boards anyway!! |
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Let's see the ISPs, and such. Not that I am taking anyone's side here, just that I think any type of claim like the above needs corrborating evidence presented as well. Chalk it up to my being a scientist, also curious and probably too lazy to go check for myself. if you're wrong, you should apologize and never bring it up again. If you're right, Trace should apologize and vamoose, preferable to a counselor of some sort, he has daughters to raise and needs to be mentally healthy to do so. I will, however, go prep the death match cage. |
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Ishmael said I was like a cross between a Disney villian and a Care Bear. evil, right? |
Or maybe he really is Satan, the poseur poster. Or maybe "Trace" with his last name, whatever that is, could be part of the anagram, Steven Marcato/Roman Castavet, from Rosemary's Baby. His first name fits. That'd be cool. Maybe Sorabji is a secret coven. "All of them witches." |
I am not satan, but I do work with the boy and have talked with him...Just as an after thought, his first name is Doug. Really. |
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you are right, I do the same thing. |
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a) Satan and Trace both showed up for the first time within two days of each other, July 27 and July 25 respectively (see Cat torture thread). Incidentally, Slick Willy also arrived around this time. b) Satan, Trace and Slick Willy all post from the same work IP. c) Satan posted from the same home ISP, as Trace...splitrock.net...on at least one occasion. (See the "Sex: Honey is this all there is thread" for Satan's post). d) Satan and Trace are both multiple posters, with similar spelling errors (not that this is any real proof...but it did alert my curiousity in the first place) It just seemed strange that two independent people, who both work for the same company in the same location, and have also posted from the same home ISP would stumble across Sorabji within days of each other and then proceed to post madly. But it's not unthinkable. So it could be all some nasty coincidence and probably is. Apologies again Trace...I promise not to raise it again. Peace!! |
I'll put away the death match cage. lot of cobwebs there. |
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And we all know your preference for the Satan's Severed Head thread...hmmmmm. Get in the cage big boy! I want to tangle you...I mean mangle you. Or is it fadangle you? |
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And Dougie...how could you know my secretary's name unless you were the all-seeing all-knowing Satan? Or I guess you could be God, but then you wouldn't be any fun. And Jay, how many letters in your name??? And then, you and Satan share an interest in anal stuff. |
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OK...You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now get in the cage and take your punishment like a bloke. |
Or astronomical results like being hit by a meteor, having the rocket boosters explode under my space shuttle? |
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"I think i love you and i hope you have a vagina" "i'd like to mount you, in my old mans reclina'" i'll work on that when i get home. i need a new outgoing message on my voicemail anyway. everyone tells me that the one on there now sounds like the stones. i just think it sounds like i'm all H'd out. |
damn your clever rhyming ways. |
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hooray for boobies. so i can wear a bra and feel comfortable. oh to be a chicken bone! |
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i don't think the order of the holy brussels sprout will fare as well. |
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"what if my entire life does not exist and my true self is a chicken bone? meat eaters ted to chew on me; and i have a tendency to make dogs choke, due to the fact that i'll splinter and send many sharp points to lodge in their throats." the evil chicken bone LIVES! |
anyway i would feed that bitch chicken bones and this really hot pepper sauce. raw peppers, rotten food, anything I could think of and that nasty bitch would always eat it. he'd eat anything. one day i came home and there was a couch outside that was shreeded to bits. it belonged to the people who owned this dog. next day that dog was gone. never saw him again. since then i've written a story about how him and my dog would hang out at night, driving a cab and having adventures with the people they picked up. |
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hail! |
RUN! RUN! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! |
Pick a side. |
Kallisti. "This is going to be rough Trixy, you'd better get out of sight!" Mr. Momoyomoto can swallow his nose. |
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If I did that my tax return would be over 100 pages long!!! It would have to be one heck of a deduction to justify spending the time to fill out the forms not to mention the postage!!! |