if u wanna get laid email me at dewells@aol.com

how's that for horny?

How's that for pathetic?

yup.

if you wanna get laid, log off your computer and go fuck yourself.

If I wanna get laid...*ducks and looks to make sure antithesis isn't watching* Nevermind.

My my, brutal, aren't we? Then again, I haven't been laid in forever and I don't go asking for it on a BBS. whatever.

fuck you, mudangel!

that's the idea.

Ladies need to get laid in north Texas e-mail me at jarmain131971@yahoo.com

goddamn, that is so tempting. Stud! ladies? any takers?

There ain't no ladies here in north Texas. Despite my fruity name. Getsome, want some ass whuppin' instead?

Oh, by "here" I meant sorabji.

oh. im glad you cleared that up, because it was as sticking point for me. pbbbbbbbbbbttt

Scratch my warty ass.