Little Golden Books that probably were not such a good idea, in retrospect:


sorabji.com: The Stalking Post: Little Golden Books that probably were not such a good idea, in retrospect:
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Trace on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 02:15 am:

    1. You Are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
    6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11. Some Kittens Can Fly
    12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    19. You Were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
    22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
    23. Your Nightmares Are Real
    24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


By Trace on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 02:24 am:

    Rejected Dr. Seuss books:
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    1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
    2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
    3. Fox In Detox
    4. Who Shat in the Hat?
    5. Horton Hires a Ho
    6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
    7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
    8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
    9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
    10. The Cat in the Blender
    11. Are You My Proctologist?
    12. Yentl the Lentil
    13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
    14. Aunts in My Pants


By Trace on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 10:05 pm:

    Oh my god! I caught it! The dreaded thread killing disease....


By agatha on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 12:42 am:

    i thought they were funny, but there's not much more to add, is there? my favorite is, "daddy drinks because you cry." heh.


By moonit on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 01:11 am:

    mine was 'my pocket rocket needs a socket'


By J on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 12:17 pm:

    I like strangers have the best candy,reminds me of a Frogs song.


By Tired on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 04:23 pm:

    children run away,
    children run away from the man with the candy.


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