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I have a picture of chernobyl on my computer screen and a printout of a still from faster pussycat, kill, kill tacked to the wall. that's all. |
*"Yes" sticker from the Republic campaign to dump the old chick as ruler *photos of family, friends, and my dog *framed "brag" stuff *Fairy flyer (kids toy I play with when I get bored) *Various minature ceramic things/souvenirs/joke toys...like chicken that lays eggs. *CDs - about 30 of 'em *stupid memos I've been sent, stuck on the wall *a couple of coasters stolen from pubs around work |
cyst: you know what would really complement a scene of nuclear disaster and tura satana's cleavage in black dominatrix wear? a nice plant. |
all my plants die. most likely because i forget to water them. well, all but one. but i don't keep that one at the office. |
an english 'bobby' bear that my bud Scooter sent me Dom's (my boss's son's) binoculars - they kinda work On the board thing: Pictures of my best bud and the two winners of the Bachelor awards (radio promo we judged), the photolitho boys from the Press, Tracy (another chick at the press, with her head over Janet Jackson's), a souvalaki menu, and a gym schedule. |
Two little pictures in cat frames: my cat, and my husband. Two soft toys: a little bee sent by my husband for V-day (says Bee my honey), and an owl, given by a co-worker. A Larsen desk calendar. Assorted piles of papers that if I leave there long enough will no longer be relevant. (I have no wall space for posters etc) |
and grover is the coolest sesame street character. i've got shoe stickers plastered all over the walls in the stockroom. big rolling racks and shoe boxes everywhere. and a corner where i stash my water bottle and purse. goodnight. |
My framed clipping from the World Weekly News of my freind Kiko the NAked Accordionist, along with the official postcard. Father Poulet, the unholy chicken idol of archaeology, along with several offerings. A picture of myself, Devil Will and James with the sign for the Cottage Furnace site (which we dug at in Kentucky). The sign reads: National Forest COTTAGE FURNACE Histroic Site (sic). The gargoyle of constipation. A small glass bottle with a rubber stopper, containing beach glass A spice bottle with glas stopper, containing beach pottery . A large sign above my desks that says NO DUMPING. (you'd have to see my desks to get the joke.) |
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and the fluorescent overhead lights are always, always turned off. the cubes have as many little incandescent lamps as the occupant feels like pulling out of the supply room. but I don't think a plant would do well under them. and besides, we're moving upstairs in the fall and then to another building in the spring. the other people in my department have elaborately decorated cubes. they string christmas lights and indian tapestries over the walls and put up dried flowers and fake butterflies and la la la pretty things. my cube is boring and ugly and does not comply with ada rules. I blocked off the entrance with a bookshelf, and a coworker in a wheelchair came by to show me something and I had to move the shelf. we talked about "five easy pieces." he recommended one of rafelson's latest films and offered me a braveheart dvd. he'd been trying to give it away on a mailing list we're both on, and apparently there were no takers. I still haven't watched two of the four dvds I own (the two that were gifts). the designated mourner and the matrix. |
-one with Neil Cassady and Jack Kerouac -Charlie Parker -Elvin Jones -George Benson -A post card annoucing the release party for the book (cover) I did for Alyson Publication. Whis in essence is a postcard of the cover. -A postcard of the City Lights bookstore in SF in 1988 "The New Kerouac Street, City Lights 35 Anniv." Two pics of the wife, one someone took when we played a gig, as she finesses her keys, another in which she makes a somewhat lewd pose with two balloons, implying she would like tits of that calibre. Then various other work shit not worth mentioning. |
a female in my life is always telling me i need a plant in my apartment. she says it's gloomy. i have killed every plant she's ever given me, so finally she gave me plastic one - some mass of leaves that may or may not occur in nature. she put it way up on a shelf out of my reach. |
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Doggy Style Toothpick? I gotta be missing something |
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Answers: 5 cents right answers: 25 cents dumb looks are still free. a little-kid-manufactured pencil holder. a wallet-size pic of my daughter when she was 2 days old. oh, and a little white sticker that says "tom's box." |
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I bet she gets that alot, huh? |
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but I just got a nice little Wolverine keychain for my knapsack. there's a picture of Tinkerbell on my knapsack, and a carebear (it's Tenderheart) keychain attached too. and a little Magneto pin. I like keychains. |
I don't have a cube. My plans for my locker at school. FUCK WORK sticker cd liner notes black markered stuff evil drawings that lamers bus pic http://lamebus.instadeth.org the dirty dude in the explorer http://niceman.instadeth.org halloween stuff. and whatever else. oh, and probably some school books and a jacket etc... and some of my art. like my pottery shit. |