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By Wavy gravy davey on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 05:32 pm:

    I am looking for a comparison of political systems using cows .. I've seen it on T-shirts and such


    This sound vaguely familiar to anyone?


By Tom on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 06:27 pm:

    yeah. I know what you mean. The one about:

    communism: everyone puts their cows together and everyone gets milk.

    socialism: the government takes all the cows and gives everyone milk.

    and so on and so forth? um... I might have a print out lying around home. I'll look.


By Cowboy on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 06:29 pm:


By Wavy on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 07:40 pm:

    That is is.

    man, that has to be one of the most obnoxious backgrounds i've ever encountered.

    Some people should not have access to web editing programs.


    Thanks cowboy :)


By Tom on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 07:50 pm:

    No prob, pard. *laugh*

    yeah. I actually kept searching for a better presentation after seeing that background.

    fuckin' Anarchists. This whole mess is their fault, anyhow.


By Wavy on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 07:57 pm:

    *hands Tom a violin*


By Isolde on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 08:02 pm:

    Hey, is that what I think it is? *swipes it and sells it on the black market for millions*


By Tom on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 08:02 pm:

    *smashes the electric violin violently against the speaker, letting the feedback wash over the crowd.*

    heh. always wanted to do that.


By Isolde on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 08:05 pm:

    *cringes as the Stradivarus she just sold for millions on the black market is destroyed by some heathen youth*


By Antigone on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 08:56 pm:

    *eats the bit of wood lying on the ground*

    "It's the lacquer..."


By Tom on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 09:35 pm:

    I'll be damned. He's a fried fiddle lacquer licker. loser.


By Antigone on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 11:37 pm:

    I'm a fucked fiddle smacker kicker. poser.


By Tom on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:53 am:

    luckily, I'm a violin pile drivin' fucked fiddle smacker kicker dodger. codger.


By Antigone on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:02 am:

    you cello crackin'... wen ho lee prosecutin'...
    slippery guitar chewin'... beasty boy blowin'...
    non sequitor spoutin'... Janet Reno lovin'...


By Tom on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 06:40 pm:

    OH!

    You Oedipus lovin', anus crackin', Thomas smackin', pelvis lickin' ellipsis postin' TEXAN!

    heh. I think I've just passed the point of no return.


By moonit on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:51 am:

    Therapy might be an option.


By Tom on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:12 am:

    You need a backup band; a statement like that needs a rim shot or a "sting."


By moonit on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:27 pm:

    Thursdays are very busy at work. By the end of
    my day I'm lucky I can make sense at all.

    File your complaints with the manager.

    fucknose,


By Waveeeeeeee on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:44 pm:

    Thursdays are hell.

    And I'm off on Fridays.


By moonit on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:42 pm:

    you're lucky Wavy. altho I do get to be late mon,
    wed and fri cause i have a half hour of pain
    with my trainer.

    I suppose that doesnt really count tho.


By pez on Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:43 am:

    i don't have a regular schedule. with tomorrow, i'll have worked 23 hours his week. next week it'll be up at 31.

    fun fun-fun fun-fun, doobie doobie fun fun-fun fun-fun, doobie doobie fun fun-fun fun-fun, doobie doobie fun, wah wah wah wa-aaah...


By Isolde on Friday, September 29, 2000 - 01:50 am:

    I'm off on Fridays too! Yayness.


By Tom on Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:04 pm:

    10-6, mon-fri. almost didn't make it in today. dying of the cold from hell and sleeping on the floor.


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