Hey all. I've decided to do this a little differently for my peace of mind. So far, I've had a few emails telling me people want to participate. But I think I'd rather have everyone who is planning on participating tell me now, so I know if it's worth keeping up. So. Either say you're interested here or e-mail me if you're shy, so I know how many make-out tapes to expect. Try to let me know by the end of the week? Danke.

I'll take one if it comes with instructions; I am not sure if I would know how to use one. I have the latex gloves and tape player. I'm tired of the old tapes over and over again. I remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous. As long as it is narrated by Woody Allen and has a Monica Lewinski Jenny Craig soundbite, count me in.

hey, yo. i'm currently narrowing down my list of possible songs. so far i'll need 3 90-minute tapes. didn't know i'd collected that much make-out music in the last few months (the first cd i ever aquired was beck's "midnite vultures" in january. before i had a cd player. i'm not doing any recording off of my tapes. it gets rather noisy, and i haven't listened to them in ages.

hrm. sure, I'm in, if it's open to me. my makeout tapes tend to be noisy, though. none of that "soothing, go with the flow" crap. Get your blood flowing, kids!

Alright...so we have three commitments, it seems? Perhaps more will come.

I'm there, dude.

Sweet. Now that TBones here, the party can begin. Right. I need all commitments and postmarks by October 30! I was going to make them by my birthday, but that's to far away.

SOLD!!! Hell, I'll take one of those, and well if tbone wants one, how can I or anyone else pass it up?

wa-hooooooo!!!!

Huzzah.

tell me how it works. what are the boundries? i'm probably in.

The boundries are: Create your version of the ultimate make-out tape. Mail it to me (it must be postmarked by October 30). when I have received the tapes of everyone who committed, I'll set up a swap exchange. Not too hard?

nope. i'll work on it this weekend.

yay!

Count me in. I may have to scramble to make it by the 30th, but I will try.

Give me some time, it will probably be after the weekend of the 24th of October... But I will get you that tape... Count on it.

Scramble, shmamble.

Isolde I wanna play! Promise I won't be as slack as I was on the pens and candy ride.

Does every tape come with an inflatable make-out doll? If not, please include one. I thought I had someone I wanted to suck face with...but now either he's slipping away or I'm giving him a decent push. The lesbian commune is looking good again and I'm wondering why I bother waxing. Sorry to be such a misery guts...but that's just the way things are travelling today. And please don't give me any sympathy, because I'm not in the mood for anything but funeral dirges and whipping posts and toad scales.

Me too, Cat. And yes, inflatable lovers are included. I just watched the presidential debates. Excuse me while I vomit.

Some come, some go. Some stay and never know. Some stay, who really should go. Some go, and know. Jeez. Who had the toad scales? Just when I thought the zit medicine was working!!!!!! I think including a whipping post might be helpful for the tape package too. Could an inflatable one, doing double duty. At least.

for some reason, i laugh at the name ralph nader. it's goofy, the name i mean. it makes me feel guilty to live in this house when i say it. ralph nader. ralph nader. ralph nader.