So I need a new band name for my group. We play emo-rock, with a touch of alternative. There are two girls and two guys in this group. We used to be called QueenB, but I never really liked that name. So submit any and all ideas here and if we pick you, we will put your name is BIG GLOWING LETTERS on our web page. Thanks- Skooter Lee Roth

But is there any free drain hair in it? I don't get out of bed for less than a ton of drain hair.

what's emo-rock?

Asssex

When it strikes a chord in your ass!!

emo rock- sappy sensitive punk rockers taking out their teen angst in a more soft way than your usual punk rock. emo with a touch of "alternative" baffles me...as Im not sure what that means.. skooter, i've been convinced all the good names are taken...

Bathtub full of grandmothers fucking. (I read that somewhere else on this board)

stricken angels of dismemberment oh wait....no...you guys aren't black metal..heh. sorry. how about "Saves the Day"? (oh right...they're a bunch of PDS preps that made some big ol' emo band...) hem. well...i'll tell you what...you guys try some covers of some old school punk and some industrial/metal...and we'll talk some more! Misfits! Minor Threat! UK Subs! Weston (actually, they're kinda emoey) The Clash! Slayer! Sepultura! Shadows Fall! Static-X! Ministry! DEPECHE MODE!!!!! (welll....not quite industrial...but famn ducking good stuff! new wave 4ever!) right-o! some names: Golliters! Emu Bombers Hopeful Duality erk. what is your image? Nate's Buddies of AssSex Hitler was a toilet-boy! smackfiends Whee! The People Skooter Mayhem Weezer We're Not Quite Punk agh. what's your email? i'll send you some more ideas later

10. Banal Rape 09. Dixlesic 08. Sock Pistols 07. The Clashing Sweater Vests 06. Tickle me Emo 05. Guns and Posers 04. The Roth of God (and three other people) 03. Emoshuns 02. Hanson 01. The Ass Ponies

Gene, that would be a "tubful of buttfucking grandmothers". Accuracy is so important especially when you're talking about something so close to my heart.

When I was in the 6th grade I thought up this name and still smile everytime I think of it: "The Fucking Meatballs" There's just something about the way it sounds!

That's how I feel about Hollywood Vomit.

Don't Eat the Green Ball Status Quacity The Venerable and Inscrutable Colonel Putrescence Bidet Yawp Evil Petting Zoo 401 You Lose Fob Off Dean of Students 6ix Funky Buttlovin' Jaded Finger Puppets Raunch Drone The Man 404 NinePipe Firmament Noodle Jacket UnderSane Lain Djikstra Killing Children Dog Poo Fondue Oily Hides

Dog Poo Fondue: 5 thumbs way up!

argh next on jerry springer yo' mama the yo-yos the lollipop guild pointed ears and retractable sound ten days to grow international house of frogs pate birch lawn mooer most likely to suck (actually a bloodhound gang song) math nerds beach club singer and the three instrumentalists goldilocks and the three bares yes, we write our own songs closet discophiles

Shooting Blanks The Dixie Guys Derd Hungry Little Dinosaur Ziggy Pop glue stuck Doctor Rock sevenfold asthmatic pixies fairydust red hex 23 The Sorabjites Fuzzy Critters Mulled Whine None for You Yellowcard Untitled

Mister Mayhem and the Banalities The Wussypillows Slumberjack The Trendsettin' Geekboys Electric Nuance and some song titles: The Girl Next Door is a Mass Murderer The Sound of My Thoughts Grind in the Night

Deer Caught in Headlights The Bumper Stinkers Lady Macbeth's Daily Ablutions Orso and the Magic Teddy Bears My Queer Sons Halibut Pete and the Gunrunners Raging Alcoholic Grannies

I like "My Queer Sons".

sem better yet "i love ma dead gay son!!" like i was sayin all the good names are taken

My favorites so far...Yawp, Skooter Mayhem, The Roth of God, Durd (one of my favorite terms), Slumberjack. Other ones I thought of so far...Rutherford and the Be-Hazys, Van Gough's Ear, Plath, The Bumpublicans.

i think the longer the title the better it has to be.... a good long name example: "And You Will Know Us By The Trail of the Dead" a bad example, no offense pez.. "yes, we write our own songs" and then there is the silly factor... example...a friend has a band called "L Ron Hitler" and anaother one called "Nostradumbass" funny, silly, wacky right? and thats exactly the amount of respect the get, they will never be taken seriously, which seems fine with them, and if thats your thing then cool. my band (and Im setting myself up for scrutiny as I say all the good band names are taken, and I present mine, which you may or may not like) we were called "accustat", all lower case, and an umlout over the a, grammatically correct or not, didn't matter, it was aesthetics. often the band name was followed by "accurate and set" or variations of that phrase, depending on the gig and the locale. now we were pretentious, our name begged it...yet the irnony is, we were rarely rehearsed, we were primarly improve, but we gave an impression of calculated maneuvers...people dug it, we had a lot of fun, then nico and i moved....:-( so...i guess what im saying is....hell i dunno...really... do you consider your band silly? do you have any connections with the names you mentioned like above? maybe it's just me, but i write a lot of bands off, some talented im sure... but i won't even go see them ,if i haven't heard good things about them and friends are going and or if the name is stupid...

I enjoyed "The Dixie Guys", "None For You", and "Wussypillows" from the above lists. How about Skunk -- It's What's For Dinner Great Big Bloody Gashes And Their Band of Reknown Slipperfoot L'Aziza Spittle Whiskers My Cat's Breath Smells Like Dog Food Jeb and George's Old Time Barefoot Jug Band The Defunct Dot Coms The Holy Moseses WOOF! (kind of like WHAM! but you need a dog in the band) A Tiresome Noise Bells and Whistles and Scythes and Roses

what about "the mullets." it's probably already taken.

My Daddy Knows Gomer Pyle Personally The Whatzits and Whosenots Where Satan Fears to Tread I Like Grapefruit Pie Foosball Fools Who? Guess The Abby Normals Unfortunately, We're Not Invited Dear The Helper Monkeys Cream Jeannie Within Without The Dimestore Relics Gordon Clubfoot Mama Told Me To Come Lions and Tigers and Bears The Mouse Z. Tongues Yeah, I guess all the good names are taken. It's fun making up new ones though. My all time favorite name for a band is the Dead Kennedys.

We had a Guns and Poses cover band here. They were actually really good. Well, good if you liked the originals. The guy was a bit of a spunk too.

whats een more fun than making up band names, making up celebrity names...or porn star names. the mrs. and i play cards, rumy to be specific, and we come up with silly names.... last night she was Red Canyon, I was Rod Steele someothers i've come up for myself Jet Nelson Peter Bannister Peter Bang Samm Threenutz Lance Headbord Mike Powers Peter Longengud

The Prickly Bungholes Mourning Becomes Afternoon If I Have To Tell You One More Time The Jockey Stuffers I Shall Have My Way With You The Heavy Feathers, Featuring A Pound of Gold The Penis Butter and Vagina Jelly Sandwiches The Warm Beer Hangovers The UDP Port 137s All You Sheep May Safely Graze Now Enterprising Young Men With Badass Noisemakers The Olga Shaggies The Muff Pearl Divers

Sunset on Penis Blvd The Erectal Sensation Cinder Block Quartet Once Upon an Ass Torn Urethra

a good name of a band from raleigh way back when... Erectus Monotone oh and their contemporaries Picasso Trigger as well as Polvo and Superchunk...that was a show....i tell ya, all four of em on one bill...they were the only good gig in Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill at the time. ten the squirrel nut zippers came along and everyone started doing that retro shit i saw them in NYC, on a float in the halloween parade... i also saw U2 on that mtv rooftop in times square... hmmm

three people who can't count mr. dumbass and the high queues facing the porcelain undead czars the veteranarians (with the dog theme: one song could be titled "give him the snip snip" the next big thing japanese cheese ookanana the trendsetters 10,000 lbs of makeup stupid (lead singer says at the beginning of the show: "yeah, thanx for coming, but i can't remember what to say because we're stupid") good charlotte (nice name, although the name's already taken, the song's playing on the radio right now) the bicyclers * * * since patrick's on the subject of porn names...some of my friends and i have whore names. you take your middle name and the name of the nearest non-numbered street. mine's elle (ok, michelle, but elle sounds better) fairway.

Badass Noisemakers.... Badd Asss Noisemakers. with an umlaut over the 'o' Skooter, keep that in mind foir any future Warren Commission reunions.

How about: The Umlaut Project?

Skooter and the Hooters. Backdoor Boys Rare Meat Sluts (I just like using "slut" today, it's such a nasty sounding word) I love the band name "Killing Heidi" but that's already taken by a very cool Australian group. Oh and "The Whitlams" is funny if you know Australian politics. It would be akin to "The Nixons".

uhhh.... speaking of the above name "shooting blanks." a guy once told me that he was shooting blanks. i didn't ask him what it meant, but uh... yeah... what does it mean? i'm a freak. when i was in the 8th grade, i read in seventeen magazine the word masturbation, so i asked my mom what it meant... she canceled my subscription and never told me. years later... i found out. another mom and sex story: when i was five she told me about herpes and showed me pictures from a book in the library. one of the major reasons i didn't kiss a boy until i was 16, and then i kept thinking about all of the diseases you can get from a kiss.

Belle and the whistles (props@dougie; only works w/ a female lead) emergency portstorm Laminate One Fuzzy Security Blanket and Three Stuffed Bears The Focus Group Tear Here Touch the Roses Slitwrist The Nixons are actually decent, occasionally. important: timeliness. none of these computer names, or political names will work, obviously, because in 5 months, it'll all be lame. fuck. speaking of slitwrist. I was fixing my CD drive today, and I had it opened up on the workbench, when I slipped and totally gashed my wrist on the case. So now there's blood in my CD player.

Decrapitation Communist Flea Market Giant Toast Be Advised Dark Shadowy Creatures Age of Reason (the previous two were names of the band I was in. The names are up for grabs) BugBear Kerchunken Sticky Weekend B-san Nomimas Confounded Camoflange A Clockwork Lemon Nostril Symmetry Buddy Christ WOOf Liquid Hot Magma Fneed Jumping Fences Conduit Energy Crisis Screaming Buddha

Whitey Funk

Bell_jar, you should feel lucky your boyfriend was "shooting blanks" unless, of course, you wanted little Bell_jars running around. It means that his boys aren't swimming upstream, they're not cutting the mustard, they don't want to come out and play, so to speak. Pez, my whore name would be William Lakeville. Sounds more like an author than a male hooker. Slitwrist, Japanese Cheese, Torn Urethra and Buddy Christ are all wonderful names for a band. Torn Urethra makes me wince though. I thought Jesus' Executioners might work too.

How about Judas Ascariot?

I like Sperm Burping Gutter Slut's,and Funk Monkeez.

booyow! (my new favorite word. as far as i know, the only meaning is what i give it. but you must include the exclamation point.) also there's t h e j a m | band name generator, Rock and Roll All Nite!, and The Random Bandname Generator. the last name tells all.

The last one is good, but it's more fun making up your own. I pulled the lever and got "The Hardcore Retarded Coyotes"

How about: The Sound of Miso.

MMM...miso. I'm going out to the bestest Japanese place in the whole of NY tonight. Uni, unagi, anago, tako, can't wait!

i had Korean last night....mmmm their version of miso....ummmmm mucho better...it's alot more spicy, darker broth and has been curd as opposed to tofu.. damn good shit, Korean food that is

Korean food is tasty. I had miso last night.

Yeah, Korean rocks. I love bulgoki, the marinated meat you cook at your table. They've also got a cold soup with cellophane noodles, beef broth, beef, and hard boiled egg that's very refreshing in the summer. I like all those weird little dishes of appetizers too, but one of the condiments -- some sort of fermented bean paste is nasty. Kimchee's the best. I eat that stuff til the sweat's dripping down the back of my neck (that's how I know something's hot -- if my brow gets a little damp, it's so so, once the waterworks open up down my neck, it's fucking hot.)

i have no idea what i ate....or rather what it was called...yeah we had beef at our table, then made little romain letteuce wraps with onion sprouts, some sorta of spicy paste...garlic cloves and jalepneos....im realtiively new to Korean, but i'm liking it a bit better than japanese simply because its a little more bold.... the soup we had was super fuckin spicy, just how i like it...and or course it was all accompanied by numerous bottles of Hite and OB

kimchi ten tree flush fog rivlets in cream sauce oil murdering the tomato

It's very bold, I like that. I enjoy Japanese because it's so clean, but sometimes I want something a little more daring--Korean. Excellent stuff.

Eating Koreans Boiled In Oil The Nosegays Woops There Goes Another Canada, Here I Come Mildred 290 Driving Towards That Parallax Over There Damn My Farts Stink The Hoo Haws The X-Knives The Bees' Knees Deadeye Dick and the Hollow Women

Bell_jar: shooting blanks: a colloqualism meaning sterile, as in unable to father children. "all of the diseases you can get from a kiss. " LOL! makes me think of lump by the presidents of the united states of america: "lump slipped on a kiss and stumbled into love." band names: Bell's Jar Eye's Sold The Pat Trick Pezbooyow M.C. Dougie and the Vowel Sounds W (J and Z were taken.) Griselda and Gethsemane Transdimensional Lovebug What's Post Grunge? Old Economy Free to Good Home Labular Hungup the Paradox Thing Shiva Don't Know You Get It?

Phalanx Flatuloscity Kufi Hummer Lust In Broad Daylight Scuttling Eyebrow Sambal Hairball Express Wax Anatomy Pretty Flashing Lights Don't Press This Button LockBox Why I Oughta... Ginger Candy Shaven Syllabry Stink Palm 9Pin Rubber Crutch

stuffed moon HUG death valley grizzled bore broken car bathroom on the right (from the commonly misquoted ccr song) mama rat popcorn bunnies the condom knitters

Crunch.

Snap Crackle Pop? Positron Glowcluster RedLetterDay Hyphen Dan

Remind me never to ask you people for ideas when I'm naming my first born.

rumplestiltskin. duh.

Well, Cat, for your firstborn, I think I would make a special naming effort.

The Beetles Ruttlemania The Churchgoers TMJ is FUN Big-Shoed Jim and the Toeless Pigeons Panamania Moose On the Loose East Beats West Halving A Baby

I want to drop acid with you Dougie.

In keeping with the QueenB thematic: Royal Jelly. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Claps hands!

Eat Hot Funk

Never done acid, J, but I'll pound a few sixes with you.

Beano Coladas Hot and Crusty Was My 4th Grade Teacher (song title) Trixie and the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse Woe Is Moe The Song Stylings of Sculder, Featuring Mully The Syphillis Junkies My Left Testicle Hammerhead Jim and The Snorkies A Tuppence Much The Poorer So Skooter, what did you guys finally pick? Inquiring minds want to know...

Larry. Unless theres a guy in your band called Larry, otherwise use Gavin. or Roger Or Roger heh

viagra addicts rock that piano! throat skateboarders queen kong cleavage

Update: We won't have a name picked for a few weeks yet, after the week of Holidays...but keep sending those great ideas in. P.S....Did you know Mr Rogers is retireing after 30+ years on the air? How sad.

Its a sad day in the neighborhood.

PS............that was my comment,and my name suggestion.

Mr. Rogers and His Merry Band of Child Molesters

Ah me. Mr. Rogers was a funny man. Yes, indeed. It's kind of sad that he's retiring, simply because a great cultural phenomenon is going to be lost.

his vest scared me

The fact that he always had to change clothes on the set kind of disturbed me, and the fact that he hung stuff up in the closet rather than throwing it on the floor like a real man also disturbed me.

My spleen is green.

Mr. GreenSpleen Mr. Rogers' Closet I am Creeping Eyeball Hanging Chad there you go.

Big Dick and the Glory Holes,Spam I Am.

If it were up to me, I would choose Big Dick and the Glory Holes, and swith the musical style to satirical stoner rock.

Crackhead Crackhead Crackhead The Brothers Karamazov Kid with a Chemistry Set Rule by Secrecy 23rd Commandment Purple Bowler Fermat's First Girlfriend Tensor Harmful if Swallowed

11 dimensional supersymmetric emo-theory

"Fermat's First Girlfriend" Nice one, Apparissus. The Bad Cholesterols The Palliative Ponies The Also Rans The Pimply Peckers The Vegan Tubesteak Eaters Tom Brokaw And The Speech Impediments Rather Dan (a collaborative effort between a famous news anchor and Walter Becker) Smiley's Little People WOOF! (i still like that one) Dennis Miller Is A Fuck How To Do Everything With Your Palms My Poor Pillow Has Drool Stains The Third Man Does Dallas Legumes De La Mer You Too Can Cremate Stuff Ah yes, but Semillama's right. After all this trying, J had the best: Big Dick and the Glory Holes.

Hey Unremorseful...that's my name doncha know? Once more with deep reverence, please. And you thought I didn't read this stuff. Every word, folks, every word. And I am keeping track, Liz, just you wait.

who's liz? velveeta mr. yuk and the stickers electronic whine the rear gears (phonetically: the reer geers) assymptotes the anticulture association the chaos crew the other side of the mirror

Credit to swine for this one, which is very good: Weeping Fetus

Oh and talking of swinisms: Jump the Llama

Condyloma Carl & his STD's

Hey Liz, who's Pez?

Glorey Ho's since there are two female singer's