Hi. I'm new here and would like to know who all is here. Could someone please provide a summary of all the ppl that live here and who they are? I'm finding it confusing to follow the conversations. I'm a 26 year old university student/female who enjoys intellectual conversations. I'm studying political science. Looking forward to chatting with you.

I'm a 38-yr-old freak---transplanted New Englander now living in the Ozarks....Writer, Video Terrorist, all around decadent bohemian. Male/dreads/enjoy intellectual convo or just plain bullshit. Basically Anarcho-Libertarian altho I came off votestrike this past year to go Green (go ahead, crucify me----I don't care). Underground Lit/ Weird Films/ Punk/ Metal/ Industrial/ Jazz/ insert yr crap here.....

i have an inhumanly enormous cock. more pink than purple.

actually, it's sort of blue. none of us really live here, either.

I've been living here today. Click-o-maniac. Gleefully reading each new post like it's Harrison Ford's written marriage proposal. Susie, don't drink the water.

Here it's like taking a sip of water that's running full force from a fire hose and god knows what pond it is being sucked from... damn keyboard maniacs. I'm an eighty six year old gorrilla with bad manners. But I can type.

I appear to have good manners,but its a clever ploy,to insinuate myself into the psyche's of newcomers.Any info garnered,is transposed onto Sorabji II.You'll require clearance to access this area,as this is considered a breech of security.

i'm the resident bisexual narcissist. also, 30 years old and dangerously unpredictible. i might be inclined to describe myself as mad sexy, but that would be stealing from nate. if you plan to stick around, well, good luck and best wishes. if you've got thick skin and warped sense of humor, you'll do alright. otherwise, get out while you still can.

it is NOT blue. why do you hate me?

mad b -isexual unpredictability. Ill mannered. two sorabji charatreristics ... oh and bad spoeller too helps.

I didn't get any mad bisexual unpredictability in my lunch pail. But I'd be willing to queue for a dose of mad unpredictable sex.

i may just look like a mis-spelled screen name, but i'm actually a giant form of Jell-O. I look forward to licking your right ear, and unabashedly grouping any fuzzy sweaters you may have. thank you, drive through.

I'm the local religious nut. The end is near. When I'm not being facetious, I'm 28, short, and anxiously waiting the day i get to move out of Wisconsin. I am an archaeologist, and i used to play in bands. And let me be the first to welcome you in the traditional manner: Fuck You, You Ass.

Damnit... I got lost again... Sem, Isolde, Crimson, dave, somebody get me the hell out of here...

that's the spirit! right up yours. You know, it's taken me a year or more to fully understand the dynamic of insult, injury, ill mannered ridicule, three am phone calls, and the other six sorabji "rules." Good luck and don't give up. Oh yeah, I'm the ill mannered eighty six yhear old gorrilla who lives in Missouri and pretends to be a "almost" fifty yr old hippie therapist specializing in alien abductions and shoe fetishes. I was taught English by some twenty two year poet chick in New York but Cat got my tongue. I used to dig archeology but recently just create websites and rock band name generators now. I write loose copy that's meaningless to the masses, but hideously poignant for those who know obscure classical piano and 40's texts on Druidism. And I live with a monsyllabic bird, two bilingual biracial Texans, and a Buddhist bi sexual missionary university professor from Harvard. Oh, and regularly receive injections of overdue student loan bills reutnred un opened from a terribly sweet registrar's assistant from Kansas...but I am in reality really a gorilla who thought at one time he was a patent lawyer and the answer to Julia CHild's dreams, creating difficult recipes that taste like, well, Nate's anatomy. 'Bout sums us up, doncha think?. And everything said here is perfectly honest. In some reality. So welcome. It's really not a bad place. Some days. Sorry about the lunch pail, dear Cat. I'll work with Santa's little elves a little more closely next season. Send bikini wax. I read every word you know.

Did I mention that I give incredible head?

Did I mention that I work the graveyard shift in a wheel factory and am a dismal failure?

Here is me: http://www.homestead.com/thehixons/daddy.html I am a moderate conservative, starting to lean towards liberal. I have 2 daughters, and am married (see wife at http://www.homestead.com/thehixons/erin.html ) I am an MCSE and work for a telephone company. I am looking for a new job. that is all

trace, do you use frontpage or something? i can never see the pics. i refuse to fire up netscrape or ie cause if i can't see it with opera, i don't wanna see it. except sometimes i wanna see it.

I use homestead, I thought it was compatible with opera......

I'm a 5'6" Gemini who enjoys dressing oddly, getting into mischief, and adding to my paperwork collection. I was born June 1, 1980, totally unexpectedly, and about 2 months ahead of schedule. That was the last time I was early for anything. I live in a very old house, the address of which nobody - including my close friends - knows. I can be found in many forms at http://dirtyredcommie.com if you aren't careful. I like to wear hats. I'm studying Computer Science and Japanese at the University of Montana. I am expected to graduate in roughly 16 years, give or take. I'm currently working on a merchandise line of tshirts, coffee mugs, and mousepads for anyone who would be silly enough to buy them. I can no longer wear jeans because they don't have enough pockets. I sometimes forget to eat for long periods of time and survive on Mountain Dew. When I do eat, I eat ramen. I am horribly insecure, and assume that everything everyone says contains undertones of hate directed at me. I also assume that silence by anyone implies hatred toward me. I have a constant urge to tell people about every tiny little thing that happens in my life, which may be the reason everyone hates me. Finally, I have the attention span of a gnat on cocaine, so I rarely, if ever, know what's going on.

I'm not a well woman.

"I also assume that silence by anyone implies hatred toward me. I have a constant urge to tell people about every tiny little thing that happens in my life, which may be the reason everyone hates me." you must hate me, then, tbone. i just assumed that you were kinda shy, but now i realize that really you hated me. now it all makes sense.

Nah, you're awsome. I was stunned by your intense coolness. Totally speechless. Can't believe a thing I say. (that's not to say you aren't awsome) I can never seriously do these things because there are always too many exceptions. I tend to be shy around new people up to a point... then you can't shut me up. Sometimes. I wish I could be smooth. Friction will be my downfall. This always happens when I have coffee and Mountain Dew for breakfast. Or when I give blood.

i'm nate. i use my lack of common sense, modesty and moral boundries to amuse the chosen few. everyone else thinks i'm a total ass.

I am woman, hear me roar...

nate, you are a total ass. i wish i could describe myself, but i'm too confused. i'm young and lost. that's all.

shit dave i'll unzip to you anyday. I promise my FLESH (whats this blue, purple shit you people are talking about??) colored dinglaling will out measure yours...hands down, ass up....! man, you always talking bout it, lets see it. oh and ...i could be sarah's male counterpart as the resident narcisist who has had bisexual encounters.... in order to get things started right Susie, we would need to know in detail, all of your anal experiences. Feel free to include your favorite Marquis de Sade interpretations as well.

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How could I have failed to mention this? I got my first picture of a sorbji's penis,I won't mention any names and I did appreciate it,but I could go to jail for having that,so if anyone is interested in sending me a penis picture,you must be 18 or older,thank you.

http://czarina10.homestead.com/files/partydown.JPG I'm in the black dress on the floor.The psychiatrist I work for is behind me in the great hat.As you can see,he is carefully monitoring my behavior.

you look like a barrel of monkeys!!

http://czarina10.homestead.com/files/me.JPG Me and some of my cohorts. {J, I found the pic with our legs behind our necks,if I can figure out how to load it,I'll post it}

Slammin' a bud. A girl after my own heart.

i'll pitchin in $$ for that pic of J with her legs behind her ears. that would make my day.

no shit. jesus.

that would be nice. I just want to see a pic of j

Well it won't be pretty,you look pretty feking wierd when you contort your body,but what the hell,post in Czarina.Weren't we tripping to boot?Czarina is drug free now,but back in the day...:)

I can't find the connector to my scanner,but as soon as I do I will post it![and don't worry J,nothing to recognizable about us,except our cakes!]

Hey....I think we scared her off.

Nah,not Czarina.She's probably busy with all those birds and spawn.

Huh???? OH! NO! I meant Susie, the one who instigated this thread....

Come to think of it, I could stand to be tripping right now...I'm pretty much drug-free these days, too......I just wish I weren't....

Er. Damn. Guess that means I'm too late. Looked like fun, too. I'm the one Isolde hates. Far as I can tell, that's the only thing that makes me at all unique here. Far as most of 'em are concerned, it's the only reason I'm here. Bastards. oh. and I'm always hungry. especially now. that 'bout sums me up, really. Bye, Susie. it was fun.

czarina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woah, now i understand! shit, Tom. it's about fucking time i was clued in.

Sorry guys.I found my connector,but now my computer won't recognize my scanner.I have tried uninstalling and reinstalling it 6 times,and it still won't work.I'm frantically editing 2 pieces that have to be turned in by 8:00 am tomorrow morning,and can't mess with scanner anymore today.Probably won't get any sleep tonight,till I finish these pieces.I'll try to get scanner working tomorrow.If anyone has any suggestions.....please tell me.[oh,you can't really see J's face,just our behinds.But I can assure you all that J is quite attractive]

we've seen J before. We haven't seen her ass though. Good luck with the scanner!

Trace, newpage.html on your website was like staring into the damn gates of hell. Damn you, i choked on my ciggy. you bastard!

What sort of scanner and what sort of box? The scanner has worked before? If so, what has changed in your configuration since then? You say connector... is it an external device, then? What sort port does it connect to? How are you stacked IRQ wise? Do you still have the handbook that came with your mobo (assuming that you bought the box new?) Right. um. sorry. my mind isn't where it should be. g'day, all. off to the vodka bottle.

wisper, That was the general Idea (except the choking on the ciggy part, sorry about that). I find it gives me a splitting head ache, especially if you follow it to the end

Pug, Ozarks huh? Hell of a switch I am sure, from Englad to Ozarks.......

Trace----no----NEW England (New Hampshire to be precise)----a little less fancy. We have rednecks in New England, too----but they talk w/screaming New England accents ("Paak the Caah in the Haabuh, there, guy...") & we call them Bouchards...(most of 'em are Franco-American, y'see)..... The weather out here is more bearable (last week notwithstanding)

sem, you've seen J? i've never seen J? J, is there a picture you haven't shared with the son you wish you had (AHEM me...)????

The clam chaader is better, I am sure, then the 'vittles....................

It was on the WAYD board sometime ago,TBone made a link for me,but I've lost it,I sent it to Agatha for the mail art project.I have it in my documents but I just tried to send it to you,but somehow it says the server doesn,t reconize my E-mail address.I really need to take some kind of computer class.

My name is Gee and I'm cute. thend.

The old link is toast anyhoo. I think it was a smoothness.org link. I should, in theory, be able to post a link to J's pic when I get home. Due to the fact that Qwest is taking a month to do the work that will allow our dsl to be moved, the net connection and the computer the pic's on are roughly a mile apart from each other, and I don't have an ethnet noodle that long. I can, however, go to the house, and disk-jockey the beautiful pic of J over to the computer that will be connected until the 6th. Then the computer has to move, whether the DSL is ready or not. That was a long way of saying "I'll post a link to it tonight."

Oh and Patrick Lovepops, would you send Nate a copy of my ass pic if you still have it? My D drive belly-flopped from the high board yesterday. I just want his begging emails to stop.

i don't have it. we need more assage from you cat. that image didn't qualify. nate would be hugely disapointed.

i've heard. what a let down.

there you have it cat. the authorities have spoken. shall i send you a polaroid camera?

Patrick and Nate are the authorities? Says who? I voted for Trace and Chosen One.

Semillama is short? I have no reason to go on living.

Well, relatively short. I'm sure Rhiannon would disagree, and say I was the right height. Don't give up Sheila my sweet! I have one magic word: Stilts.

Here it is. J's awsome picture: http://dirtyredcommie.com/images/J.jpg

that is probably the farthest thing from what i though J looks like..... i feel dumb.

You look mighty purdy Miss J.

It's an old one,my husband was behind me but my mom cut him out of it.I have red hair now,and I just got it cut for the first time in years,I wish I wouldn't have got the haircut,but it's too late now.Thanks TBone:)

Nice Pic, J!

J,sign into MSN.I'm on the romonoff account.

I have you on my friend list Czarina but you don't show up as being online.I need to talk to you,did you get my e-mail?

Sorry,I have 2 accounts.But you are on my private account.

Czainia will be posting that picture soon,she said you can't see much but our cakes,but I have that zackly disease,my face looks zackly like my ass.

LOL (god, that acronym is hand and annoying at the same time!) Sometime in the next month I will be updating my sad-ass page with some pictures. I am thinking of including the one with me and Rhiannon, only with her face blurred to protect the innocent.

you should all send me nakey pictures.

I'll get right on it...the photocopier, that is, nekkid, of course,

You're just gonna hafta catch me on the webcam... when it gets working again... speaking of which. Supposedly my dsl is supposed to be up today. (not likely)

I've just returned with new scanner in hand.I was quite annoyed that I couldn't get my other one to work.Met up with the HP rep at electronics store,after a firm foot stomp,and an announcement that I had "asses to scan",he saw things my way,and I now have a new scanner.I will try to bring J's ass to you as soon as possible.

Your ass too hon.

Here's J's ass![and mine,too] http://czarina10.homestead.com/files/cakes.jpg

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And you thought I was kidding,when I told you I was typing with my toes.

you guys rock. (get it?)

dave, you suck (get it?)

that's it. cat, you and i are finished. stop bothering me.

Hey buddie: NICE ROCKS CZ!!!!!! the puter lives again...fitfully. Last time I had my ass on my boss's scanner, well, I broke the glass. Left an interesting print though.

No, dave, no. anything but that. please don't take my sunshine away. I'll even call you "big daddy" like you like and admire your spelling and everything.

F-U-C-K yeah. z here. lemme repeat. FUCK i hate. as usual. email me for updates or get aim. i'm too lazy to make an actual post to catch everyone up on my abscence, no am i currently going to go read through all the posts i missed. sorry. pax aim: thezephyrr counterstrike (half-life) i'm usually on [uu] valhalla (either one) or drexel shaft but you might find me elsewhere i'm usually with friends... i'm [RAPE]z but if you see [RAPE]assassin or [RAPE]lag ask them about me... righto anything else worth babblign about? nah. new computer. on the cable modem finally bored i have my first a in math for 4 years. i joined the school's sorta makeshift GSA (or SAGA, whatever), safe zone (one of the four members, and the only guy... i hate school and such. gained 10 pounds. wont go either down or up. down down down! mmm...KILLING BRAIN CELLLS (lovely song...earth crisis, yum.) saltines are tasty. pax (per veres, nunc) (meus amo latine)

earth crisis? hwarf. in my utopia, they die.

Great photo j and c. You were at the beach, eh? welcome back Z. Thanks for sparing us the details if nothing happened.

Czarina, thanks for the blast from the past

BEAUTIFUL cakes, girls.... I just got home from work, exhausted & in pain....you made my morning. My B-Day's in less than a month....if you feel like catering....

Wow, that picture was worth going online for. I'm one of those people sort of like Z who doesn't post much right now for various reasons. Sadly, not having any ass picks of Cat is driving me to hit the bottle early again.

I'm hitting the bottle as we speak....but that's just a natural state for me.

Me too,I'm good like that.

That is Brucifer behind me,and on the side of me,Amee is trying to do it too.And is that Adele Twat?

No...that's ME behind you...y'know...feels kind of like a snuffelupagus?

I'm kinda blushing:)

Yup,its Adele.And behind me is Punkinpuss.

She (Pumkin), use to be so normal,she's all pissed off cause nobody in her family bought her presents for X-mas,hmmm,I wonder why?

Curious....frustration has set in. I want to see the pic(s) and for some reason the links aren't working for me. Is this true for anyone else? I am the resident Canadian bigot (along with Gee) who is presently a semi-retired consultant and doesn't have much spare time on his hands. I am probably best known for being one of the horde that aggravated Lucy.....but that is another story. Cheers everyone and a belated Happy New Year!!!!

If all goes well, J's picture will be back online tonight. The DSL people haven't called me yet to tell me I have to wait until monday. If they do, I'm going to have to go down there with our new crimping tool and void the warranty on sensitive body parts. But if it's installed today, I'll just give the guy a big hug afterward and tell him to go away. But yeah. If that's the link you were talking about.

I don't think thats the pic he wanted to see! ML,I sent the pic to you.Did you get it?

Ahem,Czarina,weren't you going to send me some pictures too? Looking forward to the voodoo dolls,Amee has family court on the 17th,there is still time to use them.

HHHHmmmmmmmmm.....I'm not sure.....I received an email from an unknown source......and like a good citizen I deleted it before I opened it :0) Let's try again.....and thanks.

A good citizen,aye.

hey ms J: you're a good citizen on sorabji's neighborhood watch, I hear. Hmmmmm. Just posting. Just posting.

Hmmmmm. Whatever happened to "Susie" I wonder. Became too curious and retreated into her former personality? Just posting. Just posting.

TBone if they don't get that DSL up soon, I think you'll have to do some malicious melting of non-essential equitment... But thats just my impatient side speaking.

Well, it happened. http://dirtyredcommie.com is back. Cams and all. Gonna prolly do some work on the page tonight... There are some inaccuracies now.

Good, I was about to drive to Missoula and whoop some DLS tech ass.

since when am I a Canadian bigot??

don't worry Gee, notice Maple didn't even mention me. Maybe Maple doesn't count me being canadian because of that time i said i hated hockey. ;)

why is it my gut thought that it must suck to be canadian?

Because it's FUCKING COLD there.

hm. yeah.

My most recent experience with actual live Canadiens was last January when I was in Quebec City for a conference. The Quebecois accent is damn cute. And it was fucking cold, but I was used to it, since I grew up in the part of the United States most frequently mistaken for a part of Canada (the Upper Peninsula of Michigan [check it out sometime, a lot of cruddy maps of the Unitied States you see, will just omit the whole peninsula]). All of my forays into Canada have been pretty positive. When I was living in southeast Michigan, we used to go to Windsor's clubs (specifically, the ones with naked ladies and shiny poles), before the beer prices drove us away. And years before, It was during a "circle tour" of Lake Superior that I was able to purchase some Dead Kennedys tapes for teh first time. Plus, they have Gee, who the epicenter of all that is cute in the universe.

Gee epitomizes cute. Maybe that is why i don't think of her as being canadian. really, she is otherworldly. all hail gee.

About time! okay Sem, you can come out now.

But I just made freinds with all the dust bunnies.

Who is still around Sorabji land these days? I've been gone way to long.