Do you miss Preparation H commercials?


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By
Shpay on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 12:53 am:

    Well, do you?


By Antigone on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:00 am:

    My next door neighbor does, but I just finished
    gnawing off her leg, so I don't think she's too
    coherant.


By Hal on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:27 am:

    Oh yes, can't forget the comercials about someone elses hemmroids...

    Feel the love.


By Heloise on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:02 am:

    Well,here's another handy little tip about the above mentioned concoction.Its great to help puffy eyelids.





    [of course,it would be advisable to keep 2 tubes,and not get them mixed up]


By semillama on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:32 am:

    According to my professional tattoo application specialist, it's the best stuff to use on new tattoos to keep'em from swelling or sumthing.


By J on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:48 am:

    I saw a Preparation H commercial with Santa Claus this year,Preparation H, put the ho! ho! ho!,back in his ho.


By Hal on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:44 pm:

    ICK


By Daniel ssss on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 06:38 pm:

    I have little to add, as then I'd get into to the proctologists' jokes. But I am working on my New Year's goal of at least once a month posting on every open string. \

    This one seems most appropriate to such blatant commercialism.

    Three down, nine to go. I must be really bored.


By Shpay on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 12:32 am:

    hemorrhoids, a dirty word. words can't hurt but hemorrhoids can. come on, that's funny.


By Hal on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 03:43 am:

    There are alot of words that can just hurt... I mean think about it, any reasonable guy can be hurt by the word neuter.


By Antigone on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 03:47 am:

    Oh....words can hurt...


By Hal on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:14 am:

    And any one who uses the words chopped, snipped, crushed, lightly sauted, mulched, with the word nuts as the object in a sentence should be locked up.


By Shpay on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:48 am:

    words should not hurt, but they sometimes do. prep H commercials are still funny, even if you don't see them anymore.


By J on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 11:39 am:

    One of these day's when I'm not hungover like I am now,I'll post a story about a friend of mine that had the worlds biggest butt berrie and how she got a new asshole,and how people kept coming in her room and just looked at her and left,because word had got around the ward about her huge hemorroid.


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