Lost in the Middle of nowhere...


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By Hal on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:34 am:

    Ok people, I'm looking to move to New York, from Montana.

    I know its kinda a big jump, like going from riding a bike to driving an 18-wheeler, but its worth a shot. There is just one small problem, a job, yes I've been looking checking out Monster and the NY Times.

    If any of you have any ideas, suggestions, or offers, place them on the table because right now I'm willing to negotiate...


By Tom on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 09:08 pm:

    What sort of work are you looking for?


By Tom on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 09:15 pm:

    Oh. and: Want a roommate? Yeah, I know what everyone said about not having a roommate, but I'm not psycho. I promise. I'm a big geek, and you'll love me. I've been going through the Monster jobs in NY, myself. Prospects look lots better there than they do here... but that might just be "the grass is always greener..." right. my lease is up here in May, and unless I find a job here that I absolutely fall in love with, I'll be looking to head East then.

    gimme shelter!


By Nate on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 09:17 pm:

    shoot me a resume if you decide to go in the other direction.


By Hal on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:03 am:

    I'm looking for anything right about now...

    Computer work preferably, but I've done just about everything there is to do in this world...

    If you can find something out there worth doing I can do it... And hey Nate if you have something out west, hell I was previously looking there so email me show me what you have.


By J on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:48 am:

    Tom you might make a great roommate,but your room mate might not be a good roommate for you.That picture Czarina posted of us at the river brought back memmories that I have tried to forget.D.P. was in that picture,that smegma coated piece of shit.We had been friends since jr.high and she was always a backstabbing,two timing bitch,she wanted to be me,and she couldn't.She is alone,and she'll die alone.


By Hal on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 02:48 am:

    J... I'm already scared shitless of moving away from a place I've been all my life. BUT I have to get out of this shithole...don't scare me... Shit.


By patrick on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

    i hear the NYC job market is a bitch


By semillama on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

    And now for another installation of "J, poet laureate of sorabji":

    Tom you might make a great roommate
    but your room mate might not be a good roommate for you.

    That picture Czarina posted
    of us at the river
    brought back memories
    that I have tried to forget.

    D.P. was in that picture
    that smegma coated piece of shit.
    We had been friends since jr.high
    and she was always a backstabbing
    two timing bitch
    she wanted to be me and
    she couldn't.

    She is alone
    and she'll die alone.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.


By Hal on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 06:23 pm:

    That was so wonderful J...


By Platypus on Friday, February 2, 2001 - 02:35 pm:

    That's a massive move, dude.
    The New York job market is a huge bitch, especially for underqualified people (which you may or may not be). My half sister is opening a resturant there, though, I should ask her if she needs staff or something--I don't think you should be a dishwasher or anything, and it's a resturant/gallery (probably doomed for failure, come to think of it) so you can probably do something.
    Get in touch if you want me to ask her about it.

    But my words to you--New York is a terrible, terrible place.
    Terrible.
    Maybe it's culture shock, but every time I go to New York I can't wait to flee. It fucking blows my ass.
    But maybe it will work out for you.


By Dougie on Friday, February 2, 2001 - 05:30 pm:

    "New York is a terrible, terrible place. Terrible."

    Huh? Explain, please. New York is the greatest city in the world. Something bad happen to you here?