we are such best friends that i am going to kill...


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By Kymical on Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 03:44 pm:

    i live with two of my guitarists.
    one i have been friends with since freshman year of high school.
    the other i have known perhaps a total of 3-4 years.
    i am going to fucking kill the latter, and i don't quite know why.
    he is a neat freak, fine. i am a mess waiting to happen.
    he remains depressed about his ex girlfriend of 10 months, while he has already found a new girlfriend and had mucho sex bewteen the two.
    i am a ball of bitter celebacy.

    he just gets on my nerves. the veganism he trys to force upon me, the anti-smoking campaign he carries on in a house full of smokers, the no shoes on the carpet rule.
    and he asks me what is wrong, how am i doing, what is going on, am i feeling okay. what seems like every time i have some sort of human contact with him.

    so one day i told him.
    before i get home has has retreated to dallas with an eye infection. comes back with pink eye. and now stumbles around like he is on his deathbed, nursing a hacking cough and what seems like trying to smother me with guilt.

    i am not buying it. no.
    i have no room, no bed, no car, no love life. no money, no sex. no one to buy me medication, no insurance if i got sick.
    and he wants my sympathy?!
    gad damn it!

    yes it will all be better when i live by myself. i don't play well with others aparently.


By Hal on Friday, January 26, 2001 - 01:55 am:

    Get a whiffle bat and take out the pain.