called a Repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. "Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!" |
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Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra. 10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" 9 Viagra, The quicker dicker upper. 8. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron. 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. 6. Viagra, Home of the whopper. 5. Viagra, It plumps, when you take 'em. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! 3. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling! 2.Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to! And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra: 1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. |
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"Your little blue friend." |
"Your little blue friend." |