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By Trace on Tuesday, February 6, 2001 - 10:57 am:

    Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she
    called a Repairman.

    He couldn't accommodate her with an evening
    appointment, and, since she
    had to go to work the next day, she told him:
    "I'll leave the key under
    the mat. "Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
    counter, and I'll mail
    you the check. By the way, don't worry about my
    Rottweiler. He won't bother you.
    But, whatever you do, not under any circumstances
    talk to my parrot!"

    When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's
    apartment the next day, he
    discovered the biggest and meanest looking
    Rottweiler he had ever seen.

    But, just like she had said, the dog just lay
    there on the carpet,
    watching the repairman go about his business.

    However, the whole time he was there, the
    parrot drove him nuts with his
    incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling.
    Finally the repairman couldn't
    contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut
    up, you stupid ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!"


By J on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 05:39 pm:

    A man goes to his doctor and says,"I need to get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter."The doctor looks at the man in shock and asks,Your 10 year old daughter is sexually active?' "No" the man replies,"She just lies there like her mother."


By dave. on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 08:49 pm:

    that poor guy should just dump the stupid bitches.


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:11 pm:

    This is cute, especially #3 & #1:

    Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra.

    10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
    9 Viagra, The quicker dicker upper.
    8. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron.
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
    6. Viagra, Home of the whopper.
    5. Viagra, It plumps, when you take 'em.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
    3. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling!
    2.Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to!

    And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:
    1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.


By J on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:32 pm:

    Those are funny,did you ever see that mpg of the viagra commercial where the guy is doing push-ups with no hands?


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:38 pm:

    I liked that Bob Dole Pepsi commercial during the Superbowl.


By Hal on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 07:08 pm:

    Yeah...


    "Your little blue friend."


By Hal on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 07:09 pm:

    Yeah...


    "Your little blue friend."


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