why is everyone so goddamn judgmental? i'm not sayin that i'm not. and i realize that saying this is in itself judgmental, but i don't care. what gives, people? i was feeling rant-y. but i give up.

have you been judged lately? or is this a response to something you have seen here recently?

If you don't want commentary on your thoughts, don't post them. You have to realize that not everyone is going to agree with you, or like what you like. You can either whine about it or just get on with the next thing. I mean, Dave and I could argue endlessly over how much Motorhead kicks ass, but what's the point? He doesn't agree with, so what? No skin off my balls.

I like being a judgemental bitch. It beats knitting.

I have to agree... I love playing the Devils Advocate here even if the argument is I'm presenting isn't the one I belive in, its fun. It gets people thinking, even myself. And although almost no one will ever agree with me, its still fun. And then there are those times when we are discussing something purely trivial and someone argues with someone else about it, what point is there, none but who the fuck cares its fun right?

Don't bloody agree with me you big pooncy bumtonguer.

i like to see my cum leaking from the pink cave. i'm not sure why. seeing other people's cum leaking from a pink cave is rather nasty. in my mind. seeing goo leaking from a slit in a tree or a crack in the wall, also nasty. it's something about my cum. i did that. i like when it holds right at the opening. round and full and pregnant. like a teardrop pearl.

you liar

Some how, I think I missed something in the translation of that...

heather, you ok? what's up?

Heather's a. o.k.,it's Nate that's not well.

His cum is leaking,must find plug.

i'm fine i wasn't talking about myself really anyway, at least not consciously just a general thing. like the guy in the fish suit. i mean, thank god for people like that. people who's weirdness has escaped their own boundaries. i'm just having a 'people seem narrow-minded' kick. don't take it personally.

yeah, well, seems like They had a Sale on That lately.

open-mindedness is over-rated and inefficient. chaos is flaky. expect more madness.

sale on what? weirdness? rigid narrow-mindedness can equal lack of vision efficiency is often a myth

not everyone has a supercomputer between their ears. for those who don't, stereotypes make life easier. opinions do too. open-mindedness is a luxury. easy for those who can afford to float around on it's vapors.

the majority of my friends have significant weirdness that escapes their boundaries. that's why they are my friends. i feel fuckin lucky if anyone who is truly weird wants to hang out with me at all. some people don't get it, true, but that should be ok as well. the judgmental people have to live in their own private hell. isn't that good enough?

yea sarah, that's why the rant was short-lived. dave, i still don't buy it. aren't children open-minded until they notice everyone else acting differently? you would know better than i would, i could be totally off-base. but i still don't buy it. can't help but see it as a cop out for thinking.

at some point, as the info starts piling up, you have to tag and file it or it gets lost in the chaos. this usually happens to kids around 5 years old. before that, they store memories all over their brain, literally like a sponge. after that, they start storing types of memories in different areas. a side effect of this is stereotyping and the inevitable opinions that result from stereotypes. things like this are good, things like that are bad. this makes it easier to make decisions that may save your life. mugger=bad: run! not mugger=disenfranchised drug addict from a broken home and an abusive upbringing etc etc: sympathize! yeah, that oversimplifies things but that's the basic idea. we all do it.

clarification: sale on being judgemental. Metaphorical "sale," as is. "Golly, some folks are really judgemental." Disagreeing with someone's ideas is quite different from judging anothers' feelings or person. We all take others' judgements way too personally and prolly not as intended: "you probably think this song is about you..." way of thinking.

Not only are kids open-minded, but they have perfect 3604,440835,00.html, pitch, too.

sorry try this http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,440835,00.html

Fuck! it's that comma in the address. I guess if you want to see it, cut and paste the link into your address bar.

Heather,I hope you didn't think I was being judgemental when I posted the fish suit story,frankly,I was admiring his ingenuity in making his fish suits[except the part where he wasn't smart enough to leave himself room to breathe].I am the queen of bizarre headwear,and wear my creations proudly,and am always the first to laugh at my own follies,and frankly,find it much more entertaining when I know I have shocked some unsuspecting soul.If theres something stupid to be done,you can pretty much pencil my name right in[J can back me up on this].Actually,I was wishing my sewing skills were better,and would like a fish suit of my own,as I think it would fit in well with my tropical decor.But I was gonna add some scales[old vinal LP's]and definately leave room to breathe.I haven't ruled this fish suit out yet,I'm just busy with my Mardi Gras creation right now,its my biggest and best hat ever.And if you feel someone is judging you,fuck em,consider the source.Creativity is the key to an entertaining life. Nate oozes stuff all the time,and he's tolerated. Which reminds me:Mardi Gras is in full swing here,and if anyone would like Mardi Gras beads,I have an abundance[garnered with the help of my outragious headwear!]and I would be happy to send some to any who want them.

I would love some beads. I decided last night that I need to make some changes in my life. To be less judgemental is just a small part of it. I've been rather unhappy. I admire your flair, Czarina. I wanna be like you.

Lifes too short to be unhappy.Theres fun stuff out there,just waiting for you.I'll get your beads sent off,and maybe they'll have some Mardi Gras magic for you :)

I can certainly back-up Czarina,I can't think of anyone that enjoys shocking people more than her.As for people being judgemental,I just throw it back at them.If I went somewhere with Ryan,and some people would stare,I'd look right at the person staring and say something like "I don't dress him".That tells the person staring that I noticed them staring (they like that),and that I don't give a shit(they don't like that),and they always stop it.

chicks with birds are always fucking weird, as are flakey blondes on old beat up volkswagons. i find they are usually librarians, and very scatalogical, bordering on insane. we had one of them.....at the garage sale this past weekend. she pulled up in a blue vw bug, parked her car facing the wrong direction (its a tight onesided parking kinda street, but still) and lurched upon the garage with frizzy blonde hair flying all over the place. she proceeded to comb the bazaar and ranted on and on "is this acid music? it looks like acid music?" she said picking up some tapes. "You know I once found a pile of cds in the trash and i took them to Rockaway....." blah blah blah im glad i took that mornings bongus hitus...otherwise i probably would have rudely walked away, as she was the epitome of annoying. but with glazed eyes, and a pair of shades on, i sat there, on the stoop, and listened, watched intently and generalized her like no tomorrow. "$3.50 please" im the kind of person who needs results, who needs action, conclusion, definitions. Being judgmental does not necessarily equal narrowminded ness heather. im thinking these are two different items that CAN be related. being narrowminded is a refusal to see, being judgemental CAN be based on a refusal to see or as dave says to simplfy. don't we all make judgements? what makes a judgement bad or good? the judger? or the judgee? If i judged you to be the most intelligent, finest, stellar woman in the world with senses as keen as a hawk, eyes as beautiful as gemstones and a heart as big as glacier...would you be put off because I judged you? granted those are huge compliments, but they are still judgements aren't they?

All I'm going to say is the Volkswagon has or had nothing to do with this so leave it out...

Heather----I love you and I want to have your baby. You've nailed one thing I despise about society so succinctly it makes my head spin....it's the daytime talkshow mentality----get on your illiterate feet and boo anyone who had the balls to fuck shit up, get fucked up, fuck somebody, kill somebody, ANYTHING but sit at home and watch TV. (Am I now being judgemental? Probably---fuggit---I'm on a roll) sem----Motorhead are KING. Lemmy is GOD. Been listening to their latest, "We Are Motorhead"---these guys are like the Ramones or AC/DC in that they've been releasing the same damn album for the past 15 years or so-----but even moreso than those other two bands it's always a GREAT ALBUM..... Still I keep firing up "All the Aces" instead. "Overkill". "Bomber". "Motorhead". "Love me like a Reptile". "Orgasmatron". There's just NO BEATING that stuff.... Doing up Mardi Gras this weekend in the Gulf....gonna have plenty of beads.

you guys don't make sense. pug, watch what you say. do you really want the springer-watchers anywhere but at home in front of the tv? would you rather they all go outside and get in your way?

i KNOW you arent talkin to me....

oh and one more thing......nate are you makin babies?

Dave....the Springerheads are in my face every goddamn day of my life.....not a damn thing can be done about that. I work in a fucking wheel factory in Arkansas.

No way. Say it ain't so nate.

hey, i just wanted to say that i'm new to this site, but i love it :) you all are so funny!

mmmuuuuaaaahahahahaha. fresh meat.

im salivating already.

meat! meat! meat! meat! I'm confused!

it's when we take eachother seriously that I consider a return to drug addiction. beads n headgear. yea team. you are so right darlin (positive judgment), send some with a parrot feather and a smile from the RFM.

Did someone say FRESH MEAT!!!! Where, where are they at... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA And about springerheads.... No better then the fucks on the TV.

one soy-dog, please.

how come no one ever orders soy goat?

They're all busy eating soy monkey brains, that's why...

I go for the soy sheep's eyeballs, personally.

And I can't get enough of the soy Rock Mountain oysters...

But my favorite is the soy wolf nipple chips. Yum!

Mmmmmhmmm. Dems be good eatins'.

But there ain't nothing like soy long pig, boy-howdy!

HEY. Don't forget the Soy Tripe. Lotsa IRON in that sumbitch...... Cris, darling----would you hold it against me if I said, "fuck you, you ass"? (Sorry, Nate---)

Mmmmm Soy Soy Soy Soy Soy Soy Soy Soy Soy boys. errrrgh. I was a vegetarian for four years and I just couldn't take it anymore. Saw a pile of slop in the cafeteria (veggie cuisine) sitting next to a giant greaseball chesseburger and well..the meat won. My ex was a full fledged vegan...and one day we went to get some food at the health food store next door, and he came out with some chicken salad for me... and a vegetarian ham and cheese sandwich for him. like with fake ham and fake cheese. what's the point really?

that's why i don't like boca. i like the taste of veggies. gardenburgers are tasty, without tasting like meat. if i wanted meat, i'd eat some cowflesh. as it is, i'm not a full vegetarian. i eat chicken and i love my sushi. i think that giving up beef and pork (and other red meats) is good for the environment, and also releases me from the worries of e. coli epidemics in burger places. but mmmm-mmm, soy is goood. especially tofu.

yeah....fuckin hippies.

Boca burgers rock!

they're bland. gimme a hot, grilled southwestern-style gardenburger any day. bocas are too fake.

yeah, im gonna side with pez on the hippie burger battle

haha

Don't bocas have higher protein, though? That's all I care about.

no.

I wonder what do chickens think we taste like?

protein in bocas: that's why i like sushi. and as for chicken, i'm planning to give that up when i leave home.

and im gonna have a big juicy cheeseburger with bacon and maybe some ham on it for dinner, in all of your honor *burp*

Chickens are the scariest animals on earth and I don't feel too bad about eating them.....given half the chance they kill and eat EACH OTHER---and I'm not joking. I was hanging out in this Tyson Chicken Farm at one point and you've got thousands of chickens----killing, gang-raping, multilating & eating each other. Not completely unlike the human race.....

Bocas make for an excellent low fat midnight snack. A couple of bocas cooked in thai peanut sauce about an hour before going to bed... Mmmmm.... Tasty, nutritious, and I'm shittin' smooth all the next day. Ahhhhhhhh, life!

sorabji.com, smooth shitting all day.

I find if I read sorabji.com first thing in the morning, my shit is smooth and stink-free.

At the beginning of the year we had a nice spattering of random housemate types here in Santa Cruz. They ate meat, they didn't eat meat, they were vegan... now, however, we have seven open containers of soy/rice milk substitute in the noncommunal fridge, and I can't find any butter. What's wrong with the world when you can't make Mac & Cheese?!

Make vegan mac and cheese, silly.

My dad used to ask: Did Jesus shit? And if he did, did it smell? My uncle used to ask: If someone shit in the middle of the road, would you go over and smell it?

buy your own damn butter.

cat? really........

Salvadore Dali wrote something once about having a dream where he took a shit and the turd was smooth, completely transparent and odorless....which is a very eloquent way, I think, of intimating that your shit doesn't stink. Arrogant fuck.....

last night, or rather this am, i had a very alarming dream...i was with this detective, we were traveling together across the country on a search...for waht who knows, but he held somethign over me so i had to go. i remember looking at a map, and planning our route....straight up and through Nevada, Denver, Chicago and so on. I remember thinking "what a haul" We were to make Denevr our first stop, which we be like a 20 hour plus drive from here, Im guessing. then as we were on our way, i look up and saw the Tower Airlines 747 UPSIDE DOWN and sputtering. I said oh shit its gonna crash, it turned right side up and then back over and literally fell into the woods to the left of the car. It was a cliff or an embankment and the plan was not on fire, the trees seemed to have broken the fall. Though we suspected people in the front died....the people in the rear were right at street level and we could see them freaking in the windows.....we planned to break the windows but then realized the cabin may still be pressurized and that would be bad, then i woke up..... the site of this jumbo jet upside down though was so fuckin real....what going on these days, im enjoying my dreams an all, but whats in the air?

Vitamin B12 and zinc.

apparantly it's true, that the apple does not fall from the tree. right Antigone?

What the fuckus?

Yay for Mardi Gras beads! Thanks, Czarina. I like the mask, too. I can feel the magic. I'm much better now.

I'm glad they arrived,and the Mardi Gras magic,too![Probably best not to wear the mask while carrying a handgun and entering small convience stores.]I'm glad you're better.Happiness can be a good thing.