> > > > > > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting > > > > > room, > > > > > > where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, > > > > > the doctor > > > > > > came in looking tired and somber. > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he > > > > > > surveyed the worried faces. > > > > > > > > > > > > "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is > > > > > a brain > > > > > > transplant. It's an experimental procedure, > > > > > semi-risky and > > > > > > you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." > > > > > > > > > > > > The family members sat silent as they absorbed the > > > > > news. > > > > > > After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, > > > > > how > > > > > > much does a brain cost?" > > > > > > > > > > > > The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male > > > > > brain, and > > > > > > $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. > > > > > Men > > > > > > in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact > > > > > with the > > > > > > women, but some actually smirked. > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out > > > > > the > > > > > > question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male > > > > > > brain so much more?" > > > > > > > > > > > > The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to > > > > > the > > > > > > entire group said, "It's just standard pricing > > > > > procedure. We > > > > > > have to mark down the price of the female brains, > > > > > because > > > > > > they've actually been used." > > > > > > > > > > > >

I don't get it.

Exactly the point of my female counterpart there Dougie my boy, exactly her point.

I still don't get it.

It means men don't use their brains,that's why you don't get it Dougie.

Ummmm, can you spell that out a little more, J? Once more around the track, there's a good lass.

Go eat some granola or something and stare at a crossword puzzle for a long time Dougie and then you might get the picture that is painted before you.

You know why God made women beatiful and stupid?

Thanks, Hal. I slept on it, and I finally get it. Phew.

jboxr cause only an idiot would put up with a statement like that even as a joke? fuck you you ass

you should take care to spell things correctly when calling others stupid, incidentally.

duh?

PUNCHLINE!! So we (the men) would like them and so they would like us. Have a nice day heather!

how come no one cared when Czarina called boys stupid, but when JboxR called girls stupid we got all irate? you girls can be so emotional.

a commercial depicting a woman in front of a flat tire on the side of the road looking confused and a commercial showing a guy in the produce section of a grocery store confused. guess which one is a reality? guys arent supposed to know how to cook. guess which commercial would get NOW and NAARAL, (organizations i normally support) in a fit, in a letter writing campaign? a commercial showing a young 20s something looking at lions fight on the teley over food in a nature program. She goes to see her family, buys them steaks and watches her brother and father "fight" over the meat at the table in a way that I can't imagine really goes on in the average middle american household....as if to confirm her suspicions her male family is no different than the lions on TV Images produced -> smart female, dumb male. maybe im being a pussy, or a bitch....or just too emotional.

it's just the oppression machine. i've had several people tell me i look like a racist today.

Shut up whitey!

exactly.

Nate, I didn't know you looked like Louis Farrakahn...

Ah,come on Gee.It was a joke.It struck me as funny,it had an unexpected punchline,and made me laugh,so I decided to share it. We all know there is no difference in the capability of intellect re: male vs. female. There is some genetic predilection in relation to intelligence,but this has nothing to do with ones sex.And a large aspect of intelligence,is simply a "learned behavior",a conditioning ,if you will.

Gee, I think the awnser to your question is that I don't think anyone dissagreed with the first comment.

This conversation is getting too hard for me to understand. I better go wash my car.

That was the whole point... We are consipring with your car.

Well, you just keep your pants on and leave the exhaust pipe alone!

hehe

By the way, what do you do if a woman's watch breaks?

I'll bite.What?

Let me guess JboxR... "Nothing there's a perfectly good clock on the stove." OLD!!!!! "Why do we men snore when we sleep?"

I'll bite again.Why?

Hide your face?

Because our balls cover our assholes and we get valve lock.

oh my!

A joke doesn't have to be new to be funny. So why are women's feet shorter than men's feet?

I always find these little question and answer jokes depressingly unfunny. Humour has to be spontaneous and random, or it's just no fun. Show me a phallic-shaped pipe or a little witty ditty and I'll show you the red bits of my laughing gear.

Give me your address, Cat, I have just the thing for you.

Platypus,if your OVER 18...will you send me a picture of that thing you have for Cat? I collect them,it's my hobby.