Here's one for the girls


sorabji.com: The Stalking Post: Here's one for the girls
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Czarina on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 02:26 pm:



    > > > > > > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
    > > > > > room,
    > > > > > > where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally,
    > > > > > the doctor
    > > > > > > came in looking tired and somber.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
    > > > > > > surveyed the worried faces.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is
    > > > > > a brain
    > > > > > > transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
    > > > > > semi-risky and
    > > > > > > you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
    > > > > > news.
    > > > > > > After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well,
    > > > > > how
    > > > > > > much does a brain cost?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
    > > > > > brain, and
    > > > > > > $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward.
    > > > > > Men
    > > > > > > in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
    > > > > > with the
    > > > > > > women, but some actually smirked.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male
    > > > > > > brain so much more?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > entire group said, "It's just standard pricing
    > > > > > procedure. We
    > > > > > > have to mark down the price of the female brains,
    > > > > > because
    > > > > > > they've actually been used."
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >






By Dougie on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 02:34 pm:

    I don't get it.


By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 03:44 pm:

    Exactly the point of my female counterpart there Dougie my boy, exactly her point.


By Dougie on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:16 pm:

    I still don't get it.


By J on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

    It means men don't use their brains,that's why you don't get it Dougie.


By Dougie on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:19 pm:

    Ummmm, can you spell that out a little more, J? Once more around the track, there's a good lass.


By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

    Go eat some granola or something and stare at a crossword puzzle for a long time Dougie and then you might get the picture that is painted before you.


By JboxR on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

    You know why God made women beatiful and stupid?


By Dougie on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 10:45 am:

    Thanks, Hal. I slept on it, and I finally get it. Phew.


By heather on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

    jboxr

    cause only an idiot would put up with a statement
    like that even as a joke?

    fuck you you ass


By agatha on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 09:10 pm:

    you should take care to spell things correctly when calling others stupid, incidentally.


By VB on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 12:29 am:

    duh?


By JboxR on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:26 am:

    PUNCHLINE!!

    So we (the men) would like them and so they would
    like us. Have a nice day heather!


By Gee on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 03:11 pm:

    how come no one cared when Czarina called boys stupid, but when JboxR called girls stupid we got all irate?



    you girls can be so emotional.


By patrick on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 03:18 pm:

    a commercial depicting a woman in front of a flat tire on the side of the road looking confused and a commercial showing a guy in the produce section of a grocery store confused.

    guess which one is a reality?

    guys arent supposed to know how to cook.

    guess which commercial would get NOW and NAARAL, (organizations i normally support) in a fit, in a letter writing campaign?



    a commercial showing a young 20s something looking at lions fight on the teley over food in a nature program. She goes to see her family, buys them steaks and watches her brother and father "fight" over the meat at the table in a way that I can't imagine really goes on in the average middle american household....as if to confirm her suspicions her male family is no different than the lions on TV

    Images produced -> smart female, dumb male.

    maybe im being a pussy, or a bitch....or just too emotional.






By Nate on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

    it's just the oppression machine.

    i've had several people tell me i look like a racist today.


By The oppressed on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 05:34 pm:

    Shut up whitey!


By Nate on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 05:42 pm:

    exactly.


By Antigone on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 09:06 pm:

    Nate, I didn't know you looked like Louis Farrakahn...


By Czarina on Monday, March 12, 2001 - 10:42 pm:

    Ah,come on Gee.It was a joke.It struck me as funny,it had an unexpected punchline,and made me laugh,so I decided to share it.
    We all know there is no difference in the capability of intellect re: male vs. female.
    There is some genetic predilection in relation to intelligence,but this has nothing to do with ones sex.And a large aspect of intelligence,is simply a "learned behavior",a conditioning ,if you will.


By Hal on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 12:49 am:

    Gee, I think the awnser to your question is that I don't think anyone dissagreed with the first comment.


By JboxR on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 06:27 am:

    This conversation is getting too hard for me to
    understand. I better go wash my car.


By Hal on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 05:36 pm:

    That was the whole point... We are consipring with your car.


By JboxR on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:00 am:

    Well, you just keep your pants on and leave the
    exhaust pipe alone!


By pez on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:02 am:

    hehe


By JboxR on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:03 am:

    By the way, what do you do if a woman's watch
    breaks?


By Czarina on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:41 am:

    I'll bite.What?


By Hal on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:24 am:

    Let me guess JboxR...


    "Nothing there's a perfectly good clock on the stove."

    OLD!!!!!

    "Why do we men snore when we sleep?"


By Czarina on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:43 am:

    I'll bite again.Why?


By J on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

    Hide your face?


By Hal on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 02:05 pm:

    Because our balls cover our assholes and we get valve lock.


By Czarina on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:10 pm:

    oh my!


By JboxR on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:23 pm:

    A joke doesn't have to be new to be funny.

    So why are women's feet shorter than men's feet?


By Cat on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:45 pm:

    I always find these little question and answer jokes depressingly unfunny. Humour has to be spontaneous and random, or it's just no fun. Show me a phallic-shaped pipe or a little witty ditty and I'll show you the red bits of my laughing gear.


By Platypus on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:15 pm:

    Give me your address, Cat, I have just the thing for you.


By J on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:36 am:

    Platypus,if your OVER 18...will you send me a picture of that thing you have for Cat? I collect them,it's my hobby.


By Czarina on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:09 am:

    I'll need to verify its authenticity,first.


bbs.sorabji.com
 

The Stalking Post: General goddam chit-chat Every 3 seconds: Sex . Can men and women just be friends? . Dreamland . Insomnia . Are you stoned? . What are you eating? I need advice: Can you help? . Reasons to be cheerful . Days and nights . Words . Are there any news? Wishful thinking: Have you ever... . I wish you were... . Why I oughta... Is it art?: This question seems to come up quite often around here. Weeds: Things that, if erased from our cultural memory forever, would be no great loss Surfwatch: Where did you go on the 'net today? What are you listening to?: Worst music you've ever heard . What song or tune is going through your head right now? . Obscure composers . Obscure Jazz, 1890-1950 . Whatever, whenever General Questions: Do you have any regrets? . Who are you? . Where are you? . What are you doing here? . What have you done? . Why did you do it? . What have you failed to do? . What are you wearing? . What do you want? . How do you do? . What do you want to do today? . Are you stupid? Specific Questions: What is the cruelest thing you ever did? . Have you ever been lonely? . Have you ever gone hungry? . Are you pissed off? . When is the last time you had sex? . What does it look like where you are? . What are you afraid of? . Do you love me? . What is your definition of Heaven? . What is your definition of Hell? Movies: Last movie you saw . Worst movie you ever saw . Best movie you ever saw Reading: Best book you've ever read . Worst book you've ever read . Last book you read Drunken ramblings: uiphgy8 hxbjf.bklf ghw789- bncgjkvhnqwb=8[ . Payphones: Payphone Project BBS
 

sorabji.com . torturechamber . px.sorabji.com . receipts . contact