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uhm i have a thing uhm i have a thing for for Martha Stewart. I can pin point it exactly..i lik her voice, but i also think she'd be a demon in the sack! I also bet she has sex toys made from recycled egg and milk cartons. |
I will never confess. NEVER. |
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you too spider... |
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I saw a show of hers once last december, and I thought she was pretty, and I loved her low-pitched, deadpan delivery. she's a little too fleshy, though. fewer cookies, more carrot sticks. |
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i worked on a commercial she did, really badly btw, HUGE butt, and her neices (who were also there) were so cursed as well. her mother is really nice tho |
is your's big...bigkevin? |
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I confess....I like big butts. |
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I again profess the fact that Martha Stewart is the devil. |
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asses are the first to throw stones? anyway. i don't like the way that martha stewart says that her family has a few of every style of lawn furniture. in a kmart commercial. as if it were true anyway. not much of a confession, but i like sean connery. i have a sad overwhelming weakness for scottish brogue. |
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I feel sorry for Patrick for having a Martha Stewart fantasy. I feel much better now. |
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"Women don't have to overcome their own asses---they just have to bring their asses over here....(patting my lap lasciviously)" i took offense, and i shouldn't have. my utmost apologies. |
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I confess that there are times when I enjoy watching people suffer. Evil! |
That,on occasion,I've had sexual relations in inappropriate places.[and really enjoyed it] |
i confess i wear no underwear and play pocket pool often |
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I confess.... Lugh says hi (from the freezer). |
Someone better set my ass up before I go too far. I confess that I sometimes enjoy picking my nose. I confess that I have no life. Oh, Rhiannon and other DC area sorabji denizens, I will be in D. C. May 10-13. Saturday Night is best for me, if anyone is interested in dinner. I confess that the screen name of a certain sorabji denizen from DC is eluding me, and I have that slight headache you get when you try to remember something and you can't....begins with a k, went and visited Patrick last year, Kalliope, that's it! Anyway, i'll be there at that time. |
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i confess at nearly the same time i saw the same woman grab my wife's titties. i confess this woman slapped me and called herself "naughty mommy" i confess she was 2 slaps short of being dropped off at hollywood and vine i confess i shouldnt have been driving. i confess that i attribute her behavior to being russian, ukrainian to be exact. i confess i like bossy women to a certain point. she crossed it. i confess i probably irritated the wife by encouraging this behavior. i confess to being a guy with hormonal weaknesses. |
I want to fuck all of them. http://www.hush-hush.com/1stteen/sample3.jpg Asses, cunts, mouths. Cum dumpsters. |
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But at this stage in my life I'll take Vanilla. |
VANILLA ICE CREAM IS SERVED BEST IN A PLASTIC CUP The morning news update ends with the usual light note quipped by a clown CNN anchor person reminding us it's safe to stay tuned because she won't bog down our lives with any pesky, heavy thoughts or world events. Her cheery face is replaced by a CNN fun factoid. Did you know that 44% of American school children think being a serial killer is a good career choice? The perfectly coifed anchor returns to report that JonBenet Ramsey, the murdered beauty queen, is still dead and despite spending three years and millions of dollars to investigate this heinous crime a special jury is completely baffled. The concerned governor of Colorado is now naming a team of advisors to decide what kind of committee to form in order to get to the bottom of this mystery. What action! What conviction! What a caring soul this governor must be to desire justice one dead child at a time. I'd call to congratulate him, but I am sure he's going to be pretty busy considering there are over 100 million unsolved murders of innocent children around the world. Sure, not all of them are cute, blond and rich, but hey, I can tell this governor must be a truly focused individual. I have to believe that, I really do. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, let's see what else is on the tube. Oh good, Al Gore is still running for President. He also looks mighty concerned, sort of like that great action figure of a governor from Colorado. I better turn up the volume. Oh, yeah, that's better. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah vanilla ice cream for all my friends, blah, blah, blah. Gore has already spent two billion dollars campaigning a year before the election and I have no fucking idea what he is selling. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, I've been traveling so long through the Midwest that I have no idea where I am. I know I am somewhere in the heartland of America holed up in a cookie cutter hotel room with a free copy of USA Today on my lap. It was left silently at my door while I was sleeping. Clean, neat, no suspects. Damn, this paper tells me nothing, just like JonBenet's killer. I could be anywhere. I look up at the television. SHIT! A super cool sports guy is shouting about super cool millionaire football players whining about the freshness of their brie on ESPN. This is the same story I watched on ESPN last night in another city in another state on another TV. I'm so confused I feel like Alice in the Twilight Zone tweaking on bad mushrooms. Becoming frantic, I call room service and get a machine. A recorded voice as sweet as apple pie says, "Hi, welcome to the Sheraton. Please press one for a cup of Starbucks coffee, press two for a McDonalds Happy Meal, press three for a bullet in the head.." I slam down the receiver, race over to the window, pull open the drapes and see a huge Nike logo swooping across the billboard blotting out the rising sun. Suddenly I feel like William Shattner under attack by the vicious mind suckers from Planet Hollywood. I,...must,..., get,....away,....,from,....,ahhhh! The voices inside my head are getting louder and louder. It's, it's Puff Daddy disguised as Michael Jackson singing We Are The World with Celine Dion! My face contorts, I scream and drop to the carpet. My brain turns to Jell-O instant pudding mush. The last thing I remember is Bill Cosby singing a Jimi Hendrix song about buying a brand new Lexus SUV. Minutes, hours, days later I wake up in an airport. At least I think it's an airport. Lots of white people rushing back and forth like worker ants dressed in Gap t-shirts talking on cell phones. I look down and notice I am holding a plastic cup half full of a brown liquid. I take a sip. It's whisky. I down the rest of the cup allowing the wet flames to burn my throat. Oh baby, there ya go. Now I am feeling better. I shake the cobwebs from my aching head. There is a copy of USA Today on my lap. I'd really like to know who keeps giving me this paper and why nobody charges me anything for it. There's a pie chart in the bottom left corner of the paper. It's shows five different sized slices of pie to compare various ways Americans die from unnatural causes. Seems like a waste of time to me. I mean, when is dying ever natural? Anyway, the unnatural cause represented by the biggest slice of pie is death from mass shooting. Beat out airplane crashes by at least two healthy servings. I look up at the paper's lead headline and it reads, "Twenty-eight killed in hotel shooting spree!" Man does this paper know it's pie charts or what? Needing another gallon or two of whisky, I stand and check my pockets for cash. Damnit! All I can find are more empty machine gun clips. Oh well, I sit back down, open the USA Today and try and figure out where to go next. angry sam |
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if not you can read more if you like at http://members.tripod.com/accustat/samspage.html |
patrick) I have had impure thoughts about sandra bullock. (man shes a hottie) |
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i have little pictures of her in little hand-made frames hanging by my drafting table. it's fucking sick, i know. |
I dont know who Martha Stewart is. |
She has various tv programs, books, KMart fashion lines....she has a TV show in which she will make holiday decorations out of thanksgiving leftovers, Martha Stewart i found this in my search...looks amusing. Gothic Martha Stewart i'll see if i can find pictures.... in the meantime... i confess...... i find some blondes attractive. |
I confess, a hip young contractor came on to me a few weeks ago at a club and the first thing I thought was 'if we dated, maybe he'd fix up my house!' |
I lost 30 lbs last year and I miss my ass. It used to be big and have a life of it's own, now my ass sucks. I had no idea it would come to this. My skirts just look mediocre now. |
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I confess, I haven't had access to a computer for months (man was the first one tough) I confess, I moved across a country to make my life more liveable, and to get away from a girlfriend (now an ex-gf, obviously) I confess, I missed Sorabji more than her |
Last saturday night I went to a baseball field with this beautiful Greek dude and we fucked like rabbits on the trunk of my car. And I liked it so much that we did again last night and will be doing again this weekend. It was rrrrrreally goooooood. |
I've so far accomplished not one of the things I planned on doing while I had all this free time today. I confess... I dramatically change my personality to suit the people I'm with. When I'm alone, I talk to myself constantly as if I were talking to someone else. I say "we" a lot. |
I haven't had sex in almost a month. Sux to be me. I spent 3 hours trying to download a song off of the internet to play at my husbands "surprise" party and when I finally got it, it was cut short. I lead a very boring life. |
Nothing more then that Pathetic. |
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damn right. Instead of sux to be you try sux on your man. You dont get what you dont deserve. Post up a picture.WE DARE YOU. |
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ugh ugh ugh. |
nah, i can't do it. and the bad thing is that after all the money i spent on the weekend mum paid for my phone account to stop it being cut off and then gave me $300 for other bills. what the fuck is going on... why is it that I am 26 and seem to be struggling? fuckit |
that I love my new cat (Sebastian) better than my 1st cat (Six). Sebastian is funnier & better-looking. He comes when I call him (Six never did from Day 1 & never will. Unless she wants to get her grit on.) And he does more crazy shit that makes me laugh. I feel so godawfully guilty! (Is this as bad a mothers preferring one child over another?) And I confess that when you guys go off on a tangent abt White rock-punk-metal-whatever bands/I slip out the side door & find another thread. Becuz I have no fucking idea what y'all are talking abt. |
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now i know you're a goth chick. |
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i totally balked my mom's birthday this weekend. i confess another woman touched my penis this weekend against my will. i confess it was my wife that made her do it. i confess that im really thinking about breeding. i confess that i believe adults with fascinations for the childrens movie Harry Potter are not beyond reproach. i confess i find R.C.s comment about "White punk-rock-metal-whaterver bands..." slightly annoying. I confess I find comfort in hearing moonit speak of a sense of delerium and social dizzyness and she's only 26. I understand more than she may know and am glad to know Im not alone. man i wouldnt make a good catholic now would I. |
Antigone, babe, I will turn on my ESP receptors on max. Be careful of the traffic. |
that guy, rickman, bears the world's largest human head. that thing has to weight at least 40 pounds. |
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The only one I have ever seen with a bigger forehead,is Herman Munster. |
...I am a horrible cook. Not a disaster, nothing that would cause the world to end... unless your mother happens to be the best damn cook you can think of. I missed the gene. It skipped me; no matter how hard I try, all my attempts at greatness fail to varying degrees. ...I secretly watch after-school cartoons when I get home from class early. ...I'm a word geek. I own at least a dozen different kinds of dictionaries, and love puns. ...I'm the idiot who gets a kick out of stupid humor and knock knock jokes. Yep. I'm a loser. |
I spend to much time at my computer. I confess, I'm emotionally defunct and probably screwed for life. I confess, I feel more about one person then I ever have anytime in my entire life, and yet I feel that there is something wrong because I'm the only person that can see it as a good thing, everyone else who has entered an opinion has given one that tells me I'm doing the wrong thing. I confess, I rely on other people to much, but only when it suits my needs. I confess, I'm a lame ass. |
My curiosity has got the better of me. I want to know more about Patrick and the "other" woman. |
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i have nothing to confess... except this. i confess... i am in a habit of falling for older men... it seems that my crush on a 28-year-old roomie is the youngest of my falls lately. maybe it's because they have better manners, maybe it's because i've known most of them for two months or more. i have no clue. i confess... i am afraid of getting what i want, and run at every chance. |
its like this. we've been spending a lot of time with this other couple. and well when you spend a lot of time with another couple....certain elements of each of the relationships start to reveal themselves. recently it was revealed by my big mouthed wife in a coversation that my um....thing...was um extraordinary. Naturally I blushed and it was revealed a certain friend used to call me "Wilbur" this cat lives in another state now, however the name "Wilbur" has attained a certain revival amongst these newer friends...courtesy of my wife and her big mouth. SO....we were tying one on Friday night at my place, with Angry Sam and this other couple...and well...GUESS where the conversation went? I "retreated" to the kitchen (5ft away) and proceeded to make more drinks trying to ignore the conversation hoping it would quell itself. It just so happens on our refrigerator we have a plastic banana magnet about 3" long and someone got the knack that i was that size when i was born. The legend lives on. The tape measure came out. The house was in hysterics. I liked it, i hated it. Anyway...where the other woman touching my penis came into play was when my wife grabbed our girlfriends hand and put it on my weiner saying something to the effect of "feel this damn thing.." I dont think ive blushed and retreated so much in a while. Ahhhh alcohol. The wife also dazzled the party with her super fantastic red hair......... downstairs. She almost got to her typical "shes-so shitfaced-she's-going-to-start-stripping-mode". there you go. |
Speaking of which when am I going to get to see pics of you and nico??? You can leave your member out of the pics unless you feel it absolutly necissary to show me, but I would prefer not to have to endure that site. |
what pics? surely you've caught the link when i've posted my little dinky website havent you? maybe you weren't here then. well then....they say they are pulling this site soon so get it while you can. the wife is throughout the site. hit reload if some of the pics dont appear. http://members.nerve.com/waffleboy/new.html |
You are a very skilled photographer my friend, not to mention the work you do on Nico's book but hell man, the page has some really awsome shots. |
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I have a huge crush on a guy who probably doesn't even know I exist. Dammit. And he's not even that cute... I think its his accent that makes me all dribbly. And when he talks to me I make a huge dick of myself... or don't know what to say. It's quite embarassing. Suddenly I am 13 again. Except Fat. |
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Way to hard on yourself, I'm going to start saving for a trip to NZ, and when I get there you and I are going drinking. We'll drink till we can't stand anymore, and then we'll... ummmm... DRINK SOME MORE.... YIPPEEEEE. |
Hal, I like your thinking. I confess... Patrick, its English. I confess.... I am actively looking for another job due to the general fucked-up behaviour of the management of the old, and think I may have landed something good. Sole responsibility in an office in Chch which will be shared with the recruiters - and huge responsiblity with finally the bloody money I should be on for the skills I have. Just waiting to hear from the head honcho. |
I've never known anyone, or been anywhere, where the topic of conversation was the physical attributes of an individual. I can't be sure if I've missed something. Or, if the rest of the world has simply gone a little nuts. I'm leaning towards the latter. |
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There are lots of chubby chasers out there but you have to stay clean and fragrant. Theres nothing worse than a fat persons sweat (except maybe 2 fat persons sweating in a small auto when you have a queasy stomach and fried eggs rolling around your stomach). If you are too lazy to join the human race by losing blubber at least smell like a normal person. Advice over. |
Excuse me while I rush right out and buy all the exercise equipment I can find. Fuck you, you ass. |
But, I've never noticed it on her. It's your personality that truely must shine through. The physical can be overcome. P.S. for your self you might want to look into Pulates. I'm about to try it myself. And, you don't need a lot of equipment. A mat at most. If your bed's to soft and the floor's to hard. |
Odd huh. If someone can't see the person inside that is me and has an issue with the way I look it is their loss. And its a slow process to lose it - but it is going. But better to take it slow, then to wake up one day a size 0. However nice that would be. Because slowly means I have a better chance of keeping it off. |
Take it slow, develop good habits, and don't beat yourself up if you fall off the wagon and gain a few pounds now and again. Shame and beating yourself up will only make you depressed and cause you to eat more. Always keep your head up and stay focused on moving forward. That may sound hokey, but it worked for me. It still works, and I'm past the weight goals I set for myself a year ago. Oh, yeah... Eat a high fiber, high protein diet too. And do a bit of weight lifting. And get lots of low impact light aerobic exercize. And get advice from sarah. :) And good luck. |
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Please don't let your size define who you are. It is hard on both ends of the stick. Be proud of you, and if you do decide to lose weight, make sure it is for you and no one else. I am one of the few small people in my family and every one of them will tell you that if I say that you need to lose weight it is solely for health reasons. Moonlit, my mental picture of you was never a "fat" person. You are a very beautiful person, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. |
you guys rock. thanks |
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Antigone: not that it matters, but i'm curious to know how much weight have you lost all together? what's your typical day's eating like? i made Dream Soup this weekend. i call it Dream Soup because literally i dreamed i was eating the most delicious soup - a soup i never had before nor heard of before. and when i woke up, i knew exactly what was in the soup and i remembered the recipe. i made it yesterday and everyone raved, even kevin's brother, who is the fussiest eater i ever met in my life. so here it is: note: every ingredient i used was certified organic, except for the crab meat. if you're vegan, you could subsitite crab with diced baked tofu and vegetable broth for chicken stock, which would probably be yummy, but wasn't in the recipe in my dream. in my dream it was crab meat and chicken broth. Dream Soup Ingredients: 1 tbs safflower oil 4 1/4" slices fresh ginger root 3 green onions 4 cloves garlic, finely diced 8 cups (or 4 cans) chicken broth - i used all natural chicken broth made from free range chickens 2-3 cups water 1-2 large carrots, sliced like little half moons 2 cups fresh green beans, cut into 1/2"-3/4" pieces 5-6 small celery stalks, sliced 1 can fancy white crab meat salt pepper 2 bay leaves 1 tbs dried basil 1 cup quinoa, rinsed thoroughly or soaked for 30 minutes in warm water 1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro juice of half a lime Directions: in a large pot, saute green onions and ginger root in oil for a couple minutes. add garlic and cook for just a minute or so on low heat, making sure it doesn't get brown. if the pan gets too hot, add a little chicken broth and let it simmer for a few minutes. add chicken broth, water, green beans, and crab meat, basil, bay leaves, and salt and pepper to taste. cover the pot and bring it to a boil, then reduce heat to medium simmer. add celery and carrots. cook on low heat for about 10 minutes. add quinoa, cilantro, and lime juice. cook until quinoa seeds soften and open up, about 15 minutes. serve hot with pork chops and homemade pumpkin bread pudding for dessert. |
i'm a hypocrite though. i'm perfectly, absurdly healthy, but always obsessing about the five to ten which, since recovering from surgery, have prevented me from fitting comfortably again in my size six jeans. but still. it's really about health. healthy is beautiful on the inside and automatically makes you beautiful on the outside, and healthy comes in many different shapes and sizes. |
I usually eat about 2000 calories a day, but I don't track it closely. I try to stick to a high fiber, high protein, low fat, low refined carb diet. It's got to be doing something right, because I don't feel hungry, even when I burn an extra 500-1000 calories a day in exercize, like I am these days. When I want to lose weight I don't eat less, I ratchet up the exercize a bit. And, I know what you mean about obsessing over the fat. I've got this little bit of fat around my belly, maybe sticks out an inch from my belt. My waist is down from 42" to 34", but that fat still drives me fucking crazy! I'd be satisfied with being 215lb if it just wasn't there. Sigh... |
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oh yeah?!? well i benched 70 lbs! heeeyah! i wish i could eat 2000 calories a day. when you say "low refined carb", that implies that you do eat carbs, and i'm curious to know what your personal definition of that is. like would you eat oatmeal, for example? or is oatmeal too refined? do you eat any kinds of bread or tortillas? how often do you eat dessert? i have been so hungry this year. ever since surgery my appetite just seems to get bigger and bigger. i still mostly stick my own low-carb high protein high veggie thing but just eating more of everything. and more is more, which means i'm having a hard time keeping it down. i've been obsessive. plus hormone problems and intense bloating. it sucks. make it go away. |
both sarah and Antigone, I will say that both look very good and should stop woory about how they look. I can't comment about Antigone, but sarah at least is very attractive and really should not be at all concerned. She's a head turner for sure! If you dare to doubt then go look at nate's pix again from sorabjifest. |
But, I know I look good now. I just want to look fantastic. :) Sarah, by refined carbs, I mean breads, pastas, and most rice. Basically, I avoid anything that's high glycemic. I'd eat oatmeal. In fact, oatmeal's great. If I've got a yen for a cookie, I try to get an oatmeal raisin one. I also keep my appetite down with a small amount to metabolife, the diet pill. I don't take anything near the recommended dose, usually about 1/2 to 1/3, but it helps take the bite out of my hunger. Also eating small snacks over the day (with one big meal) helps too. |
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I often amaze friends and co-workers with my eating ability.Sometimes,if we're ordering out at work,I'll order 2 entree's. When we're eating out at a resturant,anytime the wait staff starts clapping to sing for a birthday,my family joins in,and claps for me,singing,"Hercules,Hercules!" Or,if they see the manager wandering around,checking tables,they'll say,"Look,they told him about you,and he's coming to see if can really eat all that food." It used to embarrass me,but I'm used to it now. But I have a REALLY high metabolic rate,and burn it off quickly.But I work out,too,to try to stay in shape. I'll be in big trouble if my metabolic rate ever slows down and my appetite doesn't. |
It will slow down. Someday. When I got married, a long time ago, I used to ask my doctors how to gain weight. I was a string bean. Now my doctor is telling me I need to loose some weight. Oh how I want my 36" waist back. Good luck moonit. |
Sucks getting old. I think my beer intake must have something to do with it too. |
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you have a tapeworm. poor thing. (the tape worm I mean) |
It is readily evident that yours is nourshing itself on your gray matter. |
that sometimes i feel fat. also that sometimes i dont give a damn. i dont know which is a confession. maybe i should feel guilty and try to get in shape, or maybe its better to let myself feel content with who i am. But sometimes i run, and it feels good, whereas sometimes i sit in a comfy chair and read a book, which also feels good. Sometimes i eat salad and tofu, and that tastes perfect, but other times eating cookie-dough icecream solves all my worries in life, 'cause its just so damn good. another confession: there was a time when i was exetremely worried about which was right and which was wrong, because there was something wrong with me no matter which it was. this was true not only about my health and weight, but about every aspect of life. but physical, mental, spiritual inertia was something i was very worried about. i used to get incredibly depressed because eveything i did was, in my mind, stupid, or lazy, or pointless. i have contemplated suicide. happily, though, i made it through that. now, i feel like it doesn't matter as much as i thought it did, and i'll be okay no matter what. its been a big weight off my shoulders. i dont need to spend hours justifying my existance. of course, part of me still wants answers, just to be sure, but overwhelming that is the feeling of peace that i have in me. wow. i needed to say that. thanks for listening. |
That was all stupid, pointless and boring. |
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its the same fucker from the UK thats been around for days now. considering nate hasn't really posted much as of late, I wouldnt be surprised if it was him messing around. nothing said around here should hurt you. |
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The cathartic effect of any kind of cyber rant is as genuine as the real thing except there is no emotional fall out or agressive body language to have to deal with for days after. It isnt only the act of putting it into words. If that was the case you could put the message in a bottle and throw it into the ocean. Its the thought that someone will read what you have written that provides the comfort factor. Maybe they will laugh, maybe it will make them mad but the point is you have provoked a response and made contact emotionally with another human being. But message boards are not like throwing messages in bottles out on the sea. A response is expected its the convention of a message board. This is not the YWCA annual outing board and you have to expect sarcasm,put downs and false sincerity. Thats how the other messagers get their kicks. As far as the existential anxiety which you have suffered recently be glad of that, as it is a sign of emotional intelligence which is a rare commodity these days. Depression, dislocation and loneliness are not unique to you and reaching out to tell someone else is the first, and major, step to recognising that things are improving for the better. On a final serious note, I would recommend that you obtain a copy of a book entitled GESTALT THERAPY VERBATIM, by Fritz Perls. I am sure one of the slick assed crew on here will knock this but it is a genuine aid to understanding how we tick. |
Even better is Christina Grof's book on Spirituality; I forget the name. I confess I know what I'm talking about. |
I WANT SOME FUCKING ATTENTION GOD DAMMIT. |
When you get *really* old like me, it helps to be thin and have a ready supply of cortisone for the joints which are degenerating because of being too large for too long. |
it's all good, be so fine don't let go don't let go baby that's some fly chicky ass you know it. |
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no need be fanatical about this guy. |
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he appears to be a semi-intelligent ass. it could be worse. |
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i just love busting balls. i've been working on an investigation/audit of a particular distributor who is fudging their return claims to us and stealing about $12-14k from us HELLO!!!! bonus for Patrick. |
Sorry. That's the best I can do. |
Hamlet, you did piss me off, but you are forgiven. Thank you for your advise. You are all very awesome (especially Moonit!!!), and I wouldn't have ever given sorabji a second glance if it was the YWCA annual outing board. |
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i'm sorry it has taken me so long to pop in here. i was offline for 48 hours was becuase i've been busy having several emotional breakdowns. par for the course since being in austin. but i want to say HOLY FUCKING THANK YOU to Sem and Antigone for being so complimentary. you guys both are really sweet, and also are both very attractive looks-wise and personality-wise. i'm not just saying that either. as far as my intermittent and relentless emotional breakdowns, the most recent one was due to a realization. in hawaii i hated my job but loved my life. in austin i love my job and hate my life. i'm sick and tired of being sad all the time, and everything being so hard all the time. it used to not be this way. k's therapist thinks i have seasonal affectation sydrome, i believe that's what she called it. quite possible. there's never any sun here anymore and i'm never outside anymore. i confess i feel like such a mess. btw, i saw Natalie Merchant last night. she put on a nice show and boy she is one classy lady. now there is someone who looks absolutely fabulous and outrageously sexy with a few extra pounds on her. wow. |
Try it. You'll like it. |
least need to get together on a regular basis. Damn it Sarah, We at least need to hang out more simply on a friend s basis, because it's ridiclous that we don't, as we are obviously compadres for life, alright? If it weren't on such a short notice, I would say you should come up to detroit with me this weekend to lend Mavis the emotional support she needs right now. Unless you can fly to Detroit on a moment's notice. |
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wish i could. i am working toward a deadline, need to get this website finished for the school district before december break. did i mention i get three weeks off? HAHAHAHAH! suckas! Antigone, thanks for that link. i am flat broke right now, so i called my mom and asked her to buy me a bunch of those lightbulbs for xmas. i might go get one or two this weekend if you can get them at a store. |
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tell Mavis we miss her and i'm really sorry to hear about her loss :( |
I hope they didnt sell out yet. nico loves the Red Wings. |
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there's so much talent there, its a joy to watch. In fact this year that got former Kink talent Luc Robataille. Kinda bummed about that. |
It's stuff like this...and the love, admiration, deep respect, friendship, support, insults, raving lunacy, and so forth...all of which keeps me coming back. And hey Moonit: if you would let others KNOW that you were reading their work, you'd know folks were reading yours. You prolly have more attention focusd your way than you think! I may not post alot any more ( or watch Lassie reruns ) because of the tension in my life... but I still chuckle chortle and cough at you guys. And wonderwebwoman Sarah: thanks for linking the old site: it is ART I tell ya! |
Such a beautiful, original person. |
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I'm in a funk that's probably related to the______ season, the clouds, lack of money, impending______ semester end, dislike for my job, internal________ relationship conflict, proximity to other_________ depressed persons, sleep deprevation, self-induced loneliness, and a poor diet.______________________ __________________________________________________ I feel like skipping my classes, blowing up my car and lying face-down in the snow to wait for the end of the world.____________________________________ |
funk? And how is it that funk can refer to being really down and also to the most up beat music around? |
The lines are only loosely related to my funk. They have something to do with me trying to post that 2 days ago, but failing because I couldn't get to sorabji from campus and sorabji called me a bad name and said I was forbidden when i tried posting remotely though my home machine. And I was too lazy to fix the formatting and take out the lines. I just realized how much work I need to do tonight, and the magic smoke just got out of my roomie's monitor. I swear we have silicon termites or something. Our hardware is dying left and right. Finals are next week. |
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If you can get a copy of "It could be Verse" by Victor Buono (King Tut in the old Batman TV series). Better yet find a copy of his album. Unfortunatley I've forgotten the title. He has a wonderful way of making you laugh about being fat. Whether you are or are not his poetry is funny. I'll have to find some quotes to put here. |
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It's only on Vinal or tape. It is very funny. I haven't listened to it in years. I'll quote from it sometime in the future. "I think that I shall never see, my feet" Victor Buono(The Fat Man's Prayer) |
Although I doubt that you are fat, I can understand not being comfortable with your body. I hope that you do what makes you happy and healthy. That is what I wish for you this holiday season. That probably sounds sappy but I am on my 4th beer. Besides, it is sincere. Something to add to my wish list. My sister had a progress meeting today in regards to regaining custody of her son. I hope they take her parental rights and open Christopher up for adoption, or at least make it so that the biological father cannot have custody so long as Annie is with him. I want safety and security for my nephew. He still can't walk or speak. All he can do is crawl and cry. He deserves better. Also, I hope that my kids like the piles of hand make clothes I have made for them. It took me forever to figure out this sewing machine!!!!! |
Not Moonlit. That was not directed at you Eri.I just had a really fucked morning.And I had to vent somewhere.. |
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this place is dead today. How long as it been since you confessed? |
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I confess that, since I got Tivo, I've been referring to television characters in conversation as though they were real people. |
she didnt answer my question. Any confession made off this board is not a confession. by my tally this was Spider's last confession: By Spider on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 10:52 am: I confess that I saw Harry Potter on Thanksgiving...after my brother and I snuck out of my aunt's house to see it....and I had...impure thoughts...whenever Alan Rickman was on screen... now confess god dammit and stop being a smart ass spider, you know i wasnt referring to your visits to the man in the box. |
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i also ate two chocolate soy nut clusters and a slice of zucchini cake. |
i also confess that i ate all the rest of the cherry cobbler for breakfast this morning |
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Here's something else I confess: I find Vincent D'Onofrio on Law & Order scarily attractive. |
on this vincent fellow just plain scary |
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I confess that I was rockin' and rollin' 9 hours ago. |
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i confess that i probably need some sort of help but am too afraid and proud to ask. i confess im afraid the business will fail due to improper investment, and a fickle, shallow industry's obsession with sparkle denim. I confess Im angry at an industry's failure to recognize talent and superb quality simply because of clogged, snobbish and incompetent sales channels. I confess i will probably spend the next 10-15 years in such absurd debt, that our dreams will never be realized unless gene therapy can add an extra 30 years to my life. I confess im quite angry about it all. I confess, i still have some hope despite what Ive said. |
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foolish fantasies inside my head. |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah its sports, perhaps not intellectual enough for some of you. No matter. I had one of the greatest times this past weekend at Game 6. The intensity, the momentum...such an extreme high, and then to see them practically hand them the game 7 last night, such a low. God damn it. Im afraid this repeat, the more extreme disapointment could cost them morale in the next season. You can only say "payback for last year" so many times. So my team, Philly, #2 in the east got bounced, LA got bounced, no one left to pull for but Detroit and maybe Carolina. *sigh* Kinda sad putting my jersey in the closet for the next 7 months. Ugh. |
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Carolina gets my vote in the east for being the mega-under dogs. Detroit gets my vote in the west simply because they have some all-star veterans that deserve the Cup, including former King Luc Robataille and Dominique Hasik. Actually i had a theory for a while there (and this could still hold water) that a Canadian team would win it, with winning the Gold this year, there are already 3 out of the 5 Canadian teams in the 2nd round, with a 4th today if the Leafs win...so you know, maybe I'll be Presto and predict right here a Canadian team will win the Cup. We'll talk in June. |
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The eastern conference lost all their heavyweights. I hate not getting Fox Sports Net. LS |
The east may have lost their heavy weights, standing wise, but literally and play-wise, Ottawa are coming on huge. Next to Philly, Ottawa is one of the biggest teams there is. |
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we're actually going to be having a party at my studio next month for friends to actually come, try things on ala tupperware party style. we have to sell this line or we're done. its the strongest yet but we are being even more aggressive. let me know if you want a price sheet. |
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I confess that one of the funniest things I ever heard/saw was my brother sitting there watching TV, flipping through channels with the remote, and as he came across the Rosie O'Donnell show, he flipped past saying to himself as matter-of-factly as possible, "I hate that fat bitch." Guess you had to be there. |
But, since it's common knowlege I guess it's no confession at all. |
Nico just informed me that the Spring collection is now 20% off. Thats in addition to getting a wholesale price We have limited quantities/sizes left, 1st come, 1st serve. Prices range from $15-$23. EVERYTHING MUST GO! |
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And I'll cruise over and check out spring stuff too. Do I need a minimum order? |
think I am going to order something, too. I normally am oblivious to clothes, but theose look really good. Yeah, who are the models? HmmmMMMM? |
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Eri a price sheet will be included in your mailer. Or you could always just ask. Since the site is for retailers and 'end-wearers' we don't publish prices. Dani, the male model for the spring garments is a nameless friend. Sem, the 'autumn' catalog you probably just received....well you know who the dude is, the chica...is NOT nico though. Everyone seems to think that, but its not her. again. here is my email. let me know what you're interested in, if anything, and i can tell you the price or just email the price sheet to you. thanks all!!! |
Look forward to the catalog. Thanks! |
Actually we have recently shipped orders to a Texas based chain called Whole Earth, I have no idea what we shipped them, or which stores. IF there is one in your town, stop by. Unfortunately you'd be paying retail. |
Mark Thomas is a genius. Eri, it is a little hard to follow in the begining, but trust me it is worth it! I was reading it here at work and laughing my ass off. Got some funny stares. I don't know if I like that one or the Letter to Koolaid better |
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I knew that was you. It was from your posture and expressions, which although I have never really seen you before, instantly recognized. Figure that one out. |
Do you have MS excel? I can give you all the size and price info. |
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Word is another Microsoft program Excel is yet another program. They all have different functions. Chances are, if you have Powerpoint, you have Excel. Excel is a spreadsheet program, used for creating a lot of the materials one uses Power point to present. Look on your 'puter Programs menu and see if you see "MS Excel"...possibly look in your MS Office file, if you have one. |
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i confess... i weighed myself for the first time in a year last week. 160 lbs. exactly 18 lb gain from my normal/natural weight i was right before that awful surgery last year. i confess... i took my first phentermine pill this morning and already it has changed my life. i don't think about food 24/7. i've been more productive at work because i'm not thinking about what i'm going to eat next. i am no longer totally and utterly controlled by hunger and an insatiable ravenous appetite. i can eat small meals and be satisfied with no cravings. i have energy. i confess... i stopped taking prozac two weeks ago and i'm glad that's over. it was good while i needed it. i confess... i feel hopeful for the first time in a long, long time. |
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suppresant? I'm glad you're feeling good, sarah. I hope you feel good for a long time. |
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so there ha. i said nano robots, what the fuck is that about. |
I love me a sexy Borg. Seven of Nine. Whatever she tells me to do, I comply. LS |
Well, I confess. LS |
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Fen-Phen refers to the combination, or cocktail, of Fenfluramine or Pondimin (the "Fen") and Phentermine (the "Phen"). Fenfluramine received FDA approval in 1973 for the short-term treatment of obesity. Together, Phentermine and Fenfluramine produced a powerful diet drug cocktail. The FDA never approved the Fen-Phen combination, but once the agency has approved a drug, doctors may prescribe it at will. Their use, together, was considered "off-label". In 1992, Dr. Michael Weintraub at University of Rochester and several colleagues published a study citing Fen-Phen as a more effective method than dieting or exercise* in reducing the weight of the chronically obese. Even better - Fen-Phen, unlike an earlier generation of speed-laden diet drugs, seemed to be without immediate side effects. The Fen-Phen cocktail became an overnight sensation. 1996 saw 6.6 million prescriptions of Fen-Phen in the U.S. Dexfen-Phen refers to the combination, or cocktail, of Dexfenfluramine or Redux**(the "Dexfen") and Phentermine (the "Phen"). Dexfenfluramine received FDA approved in 1996 for use as an appetite suppressant in the management of obesity. Like Fen-Phen, Dexfen-Phen, too, became an overnight sensation. Neither combination, however, was ever tested for safety. By the summer of 1997, the Mayo Clinic reported 24 cases of heart valve disease. All 24 people had taken the Fen-Phen cocktail. The cluster of unusual cases of heart valve disease in Fen-Phen users suggested a co-relation between Fen-Phen use and heart valve disease. On July 8, 1997 the FDA issued a Public Health Advisory to report the Mayo findings (which were later published in the August 28 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine). The FDA continued to received additional reports of heart disease, including reports from patients who had taken only Fenfluramine or Dexfenfluramine. Further evaluations of patients taking Fenfluramine or Dexfenfluramine, showed that approximately 30% had abnormal heart valve findings. This figure is much higher than expected for abnormal test results and suggest Fenfluramine and Dexfenfluramine as the likely causes of Primary Pulmonary Hypertension (PPH) and valvular heart disease. The FDA responded promptly to the alarming findings, and in September 1997, requested drug manufacturers to voluntarily withdraw Fenfluramine and Dexfenfluramine. At the same time, the FDA recommended that patients using either Fenfluramine or Dexfenfluramine stop taking them. To view the FDA September 1997 statement regarding the withdrawals, please click here. The FDA did not, however, request the withdrawal of the third drug involved in the cocktails, Phentermine. * i do not believe drug therapy should replace proper nutrition and exercise to achieve weight loss and overall health. ** i took Redux for 3 months back in 1996 and it did absolutely nothing. it didn't curb my appetite, help me lose weight, or cause heart-valve deterioration. |
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"There are numerous opportunities for this regulatory system to fail. Often appetite and weight regulation is unstable for short periods of weeks but produces dramatic, lasting changes in size and shape." |
on a whole hell of a lot. i'm gonna go bake a casserole now... |
im a thin piece of glass these days. doesnt take much to break me. |
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i confess i weighed myself again yesterday at the gym, between lifting and cardio. back down to 153. 7 lbs (prob mostly water) in 4 days - it was almost too easy. now just another ten to go. no doubt it'll be all off in a month. maybe less. whew. it was really getting out of hand there for a few months. btw, i read today that a woman should have about 22% body fat for optimal reproductive functioning. doesn't that seem like a high percentage? |
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support healthy fetal development or some such thing? I seem to remember reading about that in an anthro class in the dim past. I do remember reading about a female body builder who was in the early stages of pregnancya nd cut her bodyfat to compete, and she miscarried. I thought, "well, DUH." |
I have noticed that doctors perceptions and recommendations about proper body fat percentages change depending on what area you are in. In California, I was told that my goal should be to have 15% body fat. So at 19% everyone was telling me I was fat. In Kansas City they told me that 22% was ideal and that I was dangerously underweight. From what I have seen and heard here, Sarah, it sounds like you are doing very well. Sounds like you are healthy, and contolling your weight. I wouldn't worry too much so long as you eat right and excersize. Good luck. |
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actually, I don't know what my percentage is. but I could stand to lose a few. it's the problem with living in dull, remote places. i confess that i should be doing something much more immediate right now. |
I confess that I didn't want to leave the pool tonite when the kids were tired. I wanted to stay and keep playing volleyball in the pool, and doing headstands and acting like I am a kid. I was having fun. I confess that now that I have painted my living room I have no idea what to do with the fireplace (which is high gloss WHITE). I confess that I didn't like the dinner I cooked and I am very hungry. |
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in love with me. I feel like the opening bars of Lust For Life: Bump-Bump-Bah! Bump-Bump-ba-bumpa- Bah! Bump-Bump-Bah! Bump-Bump-ba- bumpa-Bah! Hey, bell_jar, if you are still in NYC, I'm in Brooklyn June 6, if you wanna grab a tea or something. |
i confess im a drama queen. i confess im going to miss The Osbournes. Seems they only got started. Last night i observed how much the Osbournes are like the Simpsons. The season closer was fan fuckin tastic. i confess......like iggy, i wanna "stick it deep inside". |
i was hanging out with my friend J this weekend, who happens to be Maynard's fiance. We were talking of the Osbournes and I asked her if she had met Ozzy on tour. She said no, but that she had met Sharon. She relayed hilarious story Sharon told her. Once on tour, Sharon was in tremendous pain. Now its fairly well known amongst other conditions, Ozzy is a hypocondriac. Sharon's pain was getting worse, Ozzy had no clue and passed out, dead to the world. She finally called an ambulance. Turned out to be an ovarian cyst. The paramedic's woke Ozzy to tell him that she would be ok, and that they are taking her to the hospital. I guess Ozzy had been passed out while the commotion was going on in the room. Being Ozzy, when he was awakened and told 'she has an ovarian cyst, its going to be removed, she'll be fine' he replied "oh yeah yeah i had one of those once, they're nasty!" and then he passed back out. |
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"should have this done ______" "could have done that ______" it didnt matter. anymore. there was no use in fussing over it. hang in there hon.....its gets better with time. |
Maynard MAYNARD Maynard? Fiance? Does she shine like a glorious angel? Does she have big white feather wings and a mermaid tail? Does she have a pet unicorn and a little silver bell to call it with? And many fairy servants, that are constantly weaving flower crowns for her hair? She damn well better. (yes, pathetic. i'm in a black velvet shirt, what do you expect from me?) yo. |
Im just envious of all the travel she does. She was taking off for London to meet him on his way back from Australia. Can you imagine touring with a rockstar like that? |
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J, please don't be so hard on yourself. just like your mom, you, me, and everyone else are trying to do the best we can in this life. some days our best is really great and some days our best isn't all that good. try to forgive your mother for all those times when her best wasn't all that good, and then forgive yourself for whatever you feel guilty about. that's probably what she would want you to do, and if it isn't what she would want you to do, you should still forgive yourself anyway. you're a good person. you have a huge heart and a great sense of humor. |
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I confess I have felt like a doormat lately. |
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* ...Do I ever have anything to confess about? I confess that I am almost ready for work, rather than staying up all night drinking. I confess that I have bruises on my chest. |
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I will confess that I just burned the shit out of my stomach. I was stirring some beef (in stock for soup) and fucking splashed the boiling water on my stomach. Got a lovely little burn that still fucking hurts. Part of the burn is on my new tattoo too. Cold water not working. Baking soda not working. Fucking hurts. I am such a damned klutz sometimes. |
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I confess that I have a big bruise from attempting to dance using somebody's too-short (for me) crutches. |
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"By Spider on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 01:53 pm:I have no idea what this could have been. I don't even remember writing that. Now I want to know. I confess... I am a lazy, sorry ass. I have no desire to be a productive member of society. I want to live on a remote island in the Canadian wilderness, in some lake in the Yukon somewhere, and read books all day and train pet squirrels to gather my food for me. I have thought of names for these squirrels; one of them is Otto. I confess... I've been having dreams about my former boss, the one I had a crazy crush on, and they make me feel sick after I wake up. I confess... I wouldn't have a problem if no one ever touched me again. I confess... I really, really like American cheese. Not the fake Kraft singles kind, but the kind you get at the deli. I prefer American cheese over all other cheese. I confess... My job is boring and I'm thinking the past two years and $40,000 of schooling may have been a mistake. |
I wouldn't have a problem if no one ever touched me again. " I confess that this sounds somewhat unhealthy to me. Especially after the previous "I confess..." item. |
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I really like American cheese from the deli, too. I only ever eat it at my mom's house, so it's got a special sentimental aspect to it, as well. How old are you, Pepper? |
I also really don't like working in an office environment, and I'm a total moron for not making note of that before I went to school...to work in an office environment. And let me cut you off at the pass before you recommend public services. :) I worked three years in customer service, and if I never have to deal with the public on a regular basis I will die a happy soul. |
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Mad Men: can't watch it. I tried. It's too painful for me to see how chauvinist and fucked up and imbalanced people were back then. I recognize that it's good, but I just can't seem to enjoy it. Give me a modern problem any day over that shite. |
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Oh, and I confess that I like to plan things secretly so that when they fall apart, no one but me has to know. |
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http://notalwaysright.com/ |
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uhm Up there I confessed my inappropriate love for evil hellfire-and-brimstone preachers. This show has a hellfire-and-brimstone preacher who has a gorgeous deep voice, can kill people with his brain, kisses his sister like he means it, and may or may not be the Devil in human form. Holy snakes, y'all. Ahem. Even apart from that, it's a fantastic show. It reminds me a lot of Twin Peaks (except it's coherent), and not just because it features Michael J. Anderson (AKA the Little Man from Another Place). I also have to confess that I threw out two 3/4-full bags of salad/spinach, two blocks of cheese, and a peach because I neglected to eat them before they spoiled. I'm sorry for wasting that much food and money. |
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In Montana, though, we had a compost pile. Still no garden, but we composted. Why, I could not tell you. What for, beyond keeping the earthworms in the area fat and happy, I could not posit. This is what happens when idealism and charm win over sensibility. I confess to thinking dark, uncharitable thoughts about a fellow human being. |
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We need to toss stuff out of our fridge as well. Half the people in Columbus are without power, including us. I'm sitting in a Barnes and Noble, paying for 2 hours of internet because this is the only place we could find with an open outlet to charge our computers. I also can't work, since power is out at my office. This would be a great time to get stuff done around the house, but I somehow hurt my foot and it hurts to walk, so that's out of the picture too. We did get to see Motorhead last night, though. They rescheduled the Sunday show and played last night with Valiant Thorr, who are also awesome. |
I think Dr. Pepper and iGod are one and the same. |
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Unfortunately my toe still hurts. was it Ike for you too, Spider? |
I'm home waiting for the cable guy. Our old cable box died last week and on Saturday we got a replacement box that doesn't have a hookup for the TiVo. When I called to request a different box, they told me I'd have to pay an additional monthly fee for the DVR service, separate from the TiVo subscription. Grrr, I curse that old box for dying on me. TiVo is a godsend that I'd rather not do without, especially since I watch TV with people who do not understand the concept of keeping silent while the action is running. "Gosh, why did he do that?" Well, shit, this is American TV: I'm sure if you shut the hell up and LISTEN, they'll spell it all out for you in due course. Also, people who cannot follow action from one scene to the next. "Hey, what is he doing?" What, do you have seizures or something? He just SAID what he was doing, 30 SECONDS AGO. CHRIST. "Why did he kill that girl?" Look, you're watching Law and Order and you're five minutes into the episode. I'm pretty goddamn sure you'll find out in less than an hour. I mean, are you completely unfamiliar with fiction? Do you not understand plot structure and suspense? Do really expect to get all the answers before the OPENING CREDITS? GAAAAAH. |
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Also, the cable guys just left, and AGAIN, they brought the wrong box. Third time they've been out here (not the same guys). Second time I've requested a model with a serial cable port in the back. Third time someone's looked at the TiVo and said, "well, you need blah blah blah." Yeah, dude, I know, and I was told you'd know, too. Frak. |
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but yesterday i noticed a new channel on my tv: a mexican-american music video channel. it comes in crystal clear, unlike the other stations that have long since weakened their signals. i never thought about it, but maybe broadcast tv isn't going to disappear completely - just become low-rent. |
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/soundboard/2008/09/nick-cave.html i'll be about 15 feet in a box seat. |
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i confess i've spent a lot of time here today. |
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last month. at 4am on the second night a demon cunt nurse came to take some blood. she stuck the needle into my arm and whispered: "You are a young man. You should cover yourself. Some of the nurses and interns here are young girls. They get distracted when they see you lying there like that..." I confess that I was not hiding my junk. I could have closed a curtain around my bed but the head nurse (Anna, she was awesome) said to keep the curtain open so those same young and distracted interns and nurses could see how many plastic canteens I had filled with piss. After every third or fourth canteen someone had to carry away the 1½ gallon jugs and supply a fresh set. i was pissing like a river those 2 nights. i shared the room with a couple of incontinent geezers who shit themselves hourly. within seconds of each involuntary defecation these elderly gentlemen hit the HELP button and were quickly surrounded by nurses saying "We're gonna make you smell good, Papi, you'll feel fresh and clean." The smell of the dude's surprisingly aromatic buttbelch intermingled with what I think were some kind of Lysol wipes and sprays. If the demon nurse honestly singled me out for my distracting junk then I guess I know that when I am 99 and shitting myself in that same hospital's beds at least the youngsters will be repulsed and not distracted by my junk. |
in hospitals. paraplegics spend a lot of time shitting and pissing themselves, at least in the beginning. i remember nurses, years ago, loved to do a routine by richard pryor: "is that that your piss?...thank you!" nurses referred to my junk as "the tadpole." |
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the best place to get sick is in a hospital. i hope you are feeling better now. |