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By Pug on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 05:22 pm:

    Sitting here in Crimson's (rapidly emptying) apartment----they're going for the big Scram and this is it....her old man is cleaning out kitchen cupboards and I can hear her in the bathroom hacking up a lung as she scrubs down the tub with Tilex....lemme tell you-----it's damn nigh impossible to breathe in there. They woke me up out of a sound sleep to come see the apt as they cleaned it out so I'm not long for this world...just(for the moment) keeping the computer busy so it doesn't crash on her....hurry, Crimson, hurry! Resist the onslaught of the deadly cleaning products! Relieve me of the hellish vigil!!!!!!

By Pug on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 05:46 pm:

    A HUMOROUS NOTE:
    Crimson's hubby just walked in from outside where he threw out a bunch of food....he said there was this 12-year old kid dumpster diving and he grabbed up a bunch of the food he threw out, including a bottle of olive oil from like 1997 and a particularly toxic can of generic pork and beans...happy dysentary, kid....
    Whatever happened to the good ole days, when kids had ingenuity and played in refrigerators?
    Crimson's ole man says he hopes the kid didn't actually NEED the food----that he was simply retarded.
    Nope....sorry.....too tired.....can't even muster compassion. Couldn't get it up with a truckload of Viagra.

By Cat on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 07:36 pm:

    Where's the humourous note?

    Bloody false advertising.

By Nate on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 09:32 pm:

    FYJKING ROOT!

By Pug on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 11:22 pm:

    It's called "Gallows-Humor". Integral part of Urban Survival Mentality....more on that later.

By Pug on Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 08:36 am:

    Is Fyjking Root anything like Ginseng Root? Jes' curious....

By Nate on Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 09:59 am:

    good question. i have no fucking idea.

By Hal on Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 03:49 pm:

    Work Dreary... losing ability to focus on monitor... Must seek cool dark place and alcoholic beverages... And a woman would be nice too, but I'm not going to keep my hopes up.

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