When the wrong guy is elected mayor


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By patrick on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

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    To: "Patrick" <thewaffleboy@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Tom Waits' Shoe
    Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 12:36:18 -0700

    Tom Waits' Shoe

    It's sunny outside, it's always sunny outside, maybe I'll go out tomorrow.
    My cigarette cough is so bad I'm drinking generic cough syrup straight from
    the bottle. I realize, that nothing I can say or do is as disgustingly
    marrow as previous writers in the history of the world. The dirty fan is
    spinning last year's dust back into my lungs. Moving stale air to and fro
    like some back alley whore swinging in a night time glass shard playground.
    Dreaming of little kiddie days when spreading her legs meant doing splits
    for gym class. The fat lady is singing. It's noon. I can still taste the
    cough syrup in my mouth, red flavored dye #5. It makes me dopey, but I can
    breathe better, maybe I'll go sit in the sun and read the paper, get pissed
    off about politics in section A, get raving about athletes in section C,
    opinion democrats screaming about energy rip offs, editorial republicans
    saying it ain't fair to attack Bush's twin drunk family values be damned
    kids, like I care, but when the Christians are based on purity they have to
    take the rock hit stoney throws when they break their own commandments. An
    eye for an eye never seems fair when the blind man starts poking pointy
    sticks at your one good eye. Where are the fucking comics, it's all I can
    stand. I haven't scored any good drugs in a while, where's my unemployment
    check? The bills are piling up. I need more coffee, my balloon head
    wobbling in thick syrup soup. Ooops, dropped the baby again. What can I
    do to remedy this? What malady is my remedy? Cuteness was never my
    strong point. I realize that this type of life is a razor's edge that will
    only end up leaving you scarred. The young Mexican kid is outside trying
    to start his piece of shit, whine, whine, bomb, Toyota junker held together
    by curses and spit. Every day it takes 20 minutes to warm it up, to get
    going, to go somewhere only to return and forget that the car is gonna die
    maybe tomorrow, tomorrow or tomorrow. Mexican Toyota blues, cough in my
    lung window, blooming gray from the dry ficus tree pissed on by ghetto
    dogs. If I'm really lucky the Pep Boys self installed car alarm will beep
    and honk for the next hour. No, the car pulls smoky away in my door,
    through my fan into my body. He's gone. Now where can I aim my anger?
    sam