God is a Space Alien and the Air Force has him locked up in Area 51!!!!!


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By Spunkrat on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 03:56 pm:

    I think that it is possible that god was a space alien who landed here and created the human race, and he resided in Egypt with the pyramids....


    Seriously, though...
    Man kind has always assigned a god to anything they cannot explain

    the god of thunder
    the god of the sea
    the god of fire
    the god of the sun
    etc. etc. etc.

    We attributed the creation of the earth and man to a god because we did not know where we or the earth came from.

    Science is killing God, literally.

    And who knows, maybe he was a superior being from another planet? Why not? What else would God be other then an alien?


By semillama on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 04:35 pm:

    Now you're catching on!

    JHVH-1 is an alien and still threatens this planet!

    this will explain everything.


By B on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 01:48 am:

    reach for the remote
    it's there in the pillows
    > is channel UP
    < is channel DOWN
    98 for porn


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 06:31 am:

    I detest television


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 06:37 am:

    Can we get these at our local video store?

    FILMS
    ('*' indicates Dobbs films)

    * ARISE! - The SubGunius Film
    * LIFE OF "BOB"
    * REPENT! - THE PRESCRIPTURES
    REPRODUCTION CYCLE
    STOCK FOOTAGE
    WAR WITH MARS!
    GUT BLOWOUT
    GUT BLOWOUT II: BUTTSPLIT!
    THE BABY EATERS
    * GIRL KRAZED w/ The 3 Dhooges
    * FLIGHT OF THE NURDS
    * "BOB'S" LUNCH HOUR
    * ALIEN JEW from a CORPORATE GALAXY
    10 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIME
    * JILTED AGAIN
    * LON CHANEY 2000
    * ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WINO
    WORLD OF THE FUTURE
    SECOND BIG FEATURE
    * THE DANGERS OF PETTING
    STEVE WILCOX: MADMAN? SALESMAN?
    * INDOCTRINATION FILM NO.7
    COMING ATTRACTIONS


By semillama on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 08:56 am:

    Only if it's really cool.

    I own Arise! I find it gut-blowingly funny, but few share my opnion on this.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 11:23 am:

    I honestly believe the whole god/alien thing, by the way


By dave. on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 01:14 pm:

    watch 2001: a space odyssey. 2010 was pretty good, too. the books were great.


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 01:54 pm:

    2061 was a little whack.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 01:59 pm:

    I've read 2010, and 2001 & 2010 are among my favorite movies, but never read any of the others


By semillama on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 02:04 pm:

    I sort of remember 2061. THere's 3001 as well, I think.


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:24 pm:

    A man is dead and two police officers are wounded after a bizarre late-night shooting at a popular entertainment center in San Francisco.


    It started around 11:30pm Wednesday night. Witnesses say a man inside a theater refused to put out a cigarette, and then pulled a knife on a security guard. Police were called to the scene.

    "He was acting very irrationally. He was armed with a weapon, a knife, and was flailing the knife at the officers," Lt. Judie Pursell said.

    Officers tried to subdue the man with mace. But when that didn't work, they say, they shot and killed him. One officer was cut in the scuffle, and the other was accidentally shot in the left buttock.


By patrick on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

    wtf?

    how do you accidentally shoot your fellow officer in the ass, and moreover...couldnt they have aimed for victim's lower torso?

    thats fucking wrong.



By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

    serves them right.
    gun verses knife


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:38 pm:

    it is not the policy of the police to 'shoot to wound'.

    shooting your fellow officer in the ass, though. that's just fucking funny.


By patrick on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

    when a man wields a knife it should be, simply due to the tactical advantage.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:44 pm:


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:45 pm:

    It should always be shoot to wound if at all possible.


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:48 pm:

    actually, it should be shoot to nullify the threat to innocents in the area.

    shooting to kill is an easier shot, and it is a shot that is less likely to penetrate and cause collateral damage.

    the job of the police is not to protect the knife wielding psycho.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:04 pm:

    I understand that, but brute force is not necessary


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:09 pm:

    the guy cut one of the cops with the knife.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

    they are trained to disarm a man with a knife without shooting him.

    But hey, I really don't care, sounds like the guy needed to be off the streets anyway.

    It was funny (and working with the air force security cops, i have a new respect for them), that one shot the other in the ass


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:25 pm:

    Well, I just received some interesting news.
    We are currently under a tornado watch. if it turns into a warning, then I have to go with the rest of the air force people into the "Vault".

    Problem is, there is top secret shit in there, and I only have a secret clearance. So if I "disappear", you'll know what happened


By semillama on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

    Just don't look at the aliens and you'll be fine.


By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:19 pm:

    well, I think I'm gonna cut out early before anything happens. I'll take my chances with the tornado on the road verses the airforce in the vault


By Spunky on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 07:44 pm:

    well, i made it home....


By Dougie on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 07:48 pm:

    Glad to hear it, Spunky. Now take your family to the basement and sit against the north wall.


By Czarina on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 12:07 am:

    Spunkster,don't forget to bring a fresh h2o supply.


    And I think that someone needs to address the real issue of the cops shooting each other.

    I want to know,which one will have a harder time living it down,the shooter,or the shootee?


By Wetspunk on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 06:29 am:

    Damn, finally back online. The storm did the worste thing ever, it knocked out my cable internet, fuckers


By sarah on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:16 pm:


    i see "stealth" military jets test flying around in the air above this island about once a week. you hear them first.


    we gots a lot of nuclear warheads here, just down the highway, at Pearl Harbor. like, when i say a lot, i'm talking about the world's largest inventory. anywhere.





By Spunky on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:34 pm:

    Must have a lot of security forces running around then


By patrick on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 05:42 pm:

    "stealth" jets are fucking cool.


By Spunky on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 10:09 pm:

    they are the best, only thing I was wondering...
    Whiteman has 13 b-2's at a cost of 2 billion+ each. Sitting in a regular hangar. All together in a row. What would happen if a tornado hit the hanger? BYE BYE 26+ billion dollars. Do they sell insurance for that?


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:28 am:

    anti-tornado ray guns silly.


By Spunky on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:50 am:

    Ah, I forgot about those. Thanks


By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:53 am:

    Yeah, do a web search on Project HAARP, up in Alaska, and you'll realize why tornadoes are not a problem for you.


By Spunky on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 12:28 pm:

    thats just freaky


By Czarina on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:56 pm:

    SpunkMeister,do you have access to any NASA info?
    [not secret stuff]

    A few years back,I and 3 other friends broke into NASA,in Galveston,got caught,and didn't get into trouble.We went to see "the Face".We saw it.And apparently,several others have done the same thing.I have been trying to locate info on this "phenonomon",but haven't been able to find any.

    We are going to Galveston this weekend,[but I'm not planning any break ins this time].But would like to have some info,to share with my spawn.

    Can you offer me any help with this?


By SpacedSpunk on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 06:36 am:


By Spunky on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 06:39 am:


By Dr Spunk on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 06:42 am:

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/msss/camera/images/4_6_face_release/

    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/3452/

    best picture ever


By Spunky on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 06:48 am:


By semillama on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 09:06 am:

    I personally like the "Happy Face" on mars.

    Although it's actually a representation of HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.


By Spunkonaught on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 10:58 am:


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 11:18 am:

    czarina....why did you break into the facility to see the face?

    are there pictures on display?

    did you hijack a telescope?




By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 12:12 pm:

    One of the guys with us,told us about "the Face".[almost like an urban legend,or ghost story]
    I,being the practical miss that I am,felt sure this was all hooey,not possible,etc.My friend and I were dating some guys in the band,[that happened to be playing in Galveston]and my date had lived there before,and seen "the Face".

    He said,"no,its true,ask the locals".So we did,and several of them knew about it.

    Something to the effect,that there is a face of an old man,readily visible,on the outside of one of the buildings,and the rest I can't remember.I'm sure the story had been enhanced,over the years.Stuff like NASA had changed the blocks,and the face still showed.I can't remember why "the Face" was there.

    Well,anyway,when the guys finished playing,and after a romantic walk on the beach,and downing a bottle of champagne,and by now working on our second bottle,I was still very scepticle,thinking "that if there was something there,it would be the kind of thing that you had to squint your eyes,and use ALOT of imagination,to see.

    So we decided to go check it out.My date had lived there before,and had already broken in to NASA to see it,so I agreed to go and see[in retrospect,this seems like a pretty stupid idea,but at the time it seemed logical]

    We were all dressed up in evening wear,the guys in ties and dress pants,my girlfriend and I in nice dresses and heels.

    So off we went,we had to shimmy under a fence,kind of in a small gutter/drainage area,and then climb another fence,to get in.

    And I'll be damned,it was there.No squinting required.It was huge,and readily visible,the sad face of an old man.It was on like a 4 story building,and "the Face" took up 2 of the stories.We were all standing there in awe,holding our bottle of champagne,when the guards found us.They seperated us,and got personal info,[I guess to determine if we were spys or such],and we must have all checked out,because they put us back together,and we stayed another 30 min with them telling us about "the Face".I want to say that they said there are about 8-10 breakins a year,to see the face.

    But I can't remember the story of why "the Face" is there.But it is,because I saw it,and I don't believe in stuff like that.


By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 12:20 pm:

    SpunkDiddler,those links are about space stuff.Any idea where I could find info about the phenonom of "the Face".

    Where would I look?


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 12:21 pm:

    oh.


    i though you were referring to the "face" on mars.


By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 12:24 pm:

    No,I want info on "the Face" on the outside building of NASA in Galveston.

    Its not painted,its just there,and readily visible.

    But where do I look?


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 12:33 pm:

    hell if i know, this is the first ive heard of it.


By semillama on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 01:00 pm:

    try a google search.


By Spunked out on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 01:13 pm:

    I have searched over 4000 documens on google, with the words galveston, nasa, face, building and did not find anything


By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 01:57 pm:

    SpunkSearchRat,thanks for your efforts!I think I will try to contact the Galveston newpaper,it seems like someone told me there had been a write-up about "the Face" in there,at one time or another.

    We are planning on going to NASA this weekend.Not the one in Galveston,but there is another one between Galveston and Houston,I think the "space camp" is there.So I will inquire there,[without mentioning that I have personally seen this phenonom].

    I won't mention to my spawn that I broke into NASA,to see this,cause I know that they would want to do it,too.No point pushing my luck!


By Spunktian on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 10:34 pm:


By J on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

    So now I'm curious,anybody find anything about that face?


By Spunky on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 03:11 pm:

    not a damn thing


By BillyGibbons on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 01:23 am:

    Hey, all I know is Jesus is a Chicano & He's bound for New Orleans.


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