MmmmmmmmYello!


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By patrick on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 11:26 am:

    mmmmmmyello!


By Spider on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 11:35 am:

    rello!


By Antigone on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 11:48 am:

    portobello?


By semillama on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 12:10 pm:

    Hoy! Hoy!


By J on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 01:57 pm:

    And it was all yellow.


By patrick on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 02:12 pm:

    'SUP


By semillama on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 02:35 pm:

    Who Dis?


By Dougie on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 02:58 pm:

    I love that song, J!


By Kalli on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

    funny felllooo


By agatha on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:32 pm:

    THIS THREAD SUCKS.


By semillama on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:36 pm:

    Your call could not be completed as dialed.


By Kalli on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

    patrick started it.


By patrick on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:40 pm:

    you know....


    all i wanted was to see how people would say "hello"

    i envisioned a thread, much like the "what are you wearing today" thread in which people could just "clock in" so to speak. every day is different. Somedays I dont speak to certain people for no damn reason, and others I say hi to everyone.


    but you know....fuck it.

    thanks agatha. thanks for playing


By agatha on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:44 pm:

    oh god, patrick. feeling a little sensitive today?


By Kalli on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:45 pm:

    I'd say hello by sniffing your crotch..


By patrick on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:50 pm:

    no, its just that was lame agatha.




By Stan on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:58 pm:

    goastsex


By semillama on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

    Moooooooooo!


By cyst on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 04:31 pm:

    mmmm yellow.

    read in time magazine online that sharks may find yellow the most attractive color for victims' bathing suits.


By agatha on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

    i just don't like the one word posting threads. it's a particular bias of mine. it wasn't directed at you, patrick.


By wisper on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

    then why didn't you just bring back the what are you wearing thread, pat-man?

    ;)

    velvet shirt, lacey skirt. Both handmade. One by me.


By Chuckles on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:17 pm:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!


By patrick on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:26 pm:

    because i wasnt concerned with what people are wearing.



    howdy


By cyst on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:49 pm:

    anyone feel like doing some math? tell me how many calories I consumed at lunch.

    I ate .37 pounds of pale maguro sashimi, which contains 322 calories per 100 g.

    1,000 g = 2.2 pounds.

    maybe I don't want to know. but yum.


By Cat on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 05:50 pm:

    G'day Buttsteak


By cyst on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 06:00 pm:

    oh, just 540. that's not that bad. it's probably hard for someone in my financial position to get into dangerous caloric territory when just eating sashimi.


By Antigone on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

    That's why I love eating sushi. That and the psychedelic experience of eating too much wasabi.


By Antigone on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 06:09 pm:

    Howdy chainsaw freak!


By agatha on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 06:28 pm:

    TOP 50 OXYMORONS...
    50. Act naturally
    49. Found missing
    48. Resident alien
    47. Advanced BASIC
    46. Genuine imitation
    45. Airline food
    44. Good grief
    43. Same difference
    42 Almost exactly
    41. Government organization
    40. Sanitary landfill
    39. Alone together
    38. Legally drunk
    37. Silent scream
    36. British fashion
    35. Living dead
    34. Small crowd
    33. Business ethics
    32. Soft rock
    31. Butt head
    30. Military intelligence
    29. Software documentation
    28. New York culture
    27. Extinct life
    26. Sweet sorrow
    25. Childproof
    24. "Now, then..."
    23. Synthetic natural gas
    22. Christian scientists
    21. Passive aggression
    20. Taped live
    19. Clearly misunderstood
    18. Peace force
    17. New classic
    16. Temporary tax increase
    15. French bravery
    14. Plastic glasses
    13. Terribly pleased
    12. Computer security
    11. Political science
    10. Dress slacks
    9. Definite maybe
    8. Pretty ugly
    7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    6. Diet ice cream
    5. Rap music
    4. Working vacation
    3. Exact estimate
    2. Religious tolerance


    And the NUMBER ONE top OXYMoron
    1. Microsoft Works


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 11:23 am:

    agatha you were known to post to the word association thread werent you?


    "I am just about to say Good Morning. It trembles there on my lips."


    H.Miller Black Spring


By agatha on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:01 pm:

    nope. i didn't like that thread either. i may have posted on there once or twice, but like i said, it's the one word thing. nothing personal, patrick.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:06 pm:

    i understand that.


    what are you afraid of, regarding the one word posts?


    this is strange, im just trying to understand


By semillama on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:08 pm:

    BLAAARG! BLAAARG!


By agatha on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:13 pm:

    they just seem like a waste of time. you wait for that thread to load, and then it's just a bunch of verbal grunts, essentially. i find it to be somewhat anticlimactic.

    in other unrelated news, dave and i are going on a date tonight. i got a new black fifties dress, and i might trim my leghair if i feel so inclined. of course, i still have a gigantic bruise on my knee from smashing into something last weekend. it's very colorful.


By J on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

    Well while we are pondering this,sometimes I say "Hey", somtimes" "Ola" or "Bueno",sometimes "how the hell are you",sometimes "what's up".You say hello,I say goodby,I kicked Jerry out yesterday,this is how I say goodby,"Get the fuck out of my house you piece of shit".Long story,too much typing.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:29 pm:

    we too are going on a date tonight.


    to the LA County Museum.

    Not only do they feature jazz for free out in the courtyard along with a full service bar.

    Also there are two exhibits we are going for...a)"Dress Codes:Abstraction in Wari Textiles of Peru" and b)"A Century of Fashion 1900-2000 including the work of Rudi Gernreich,Issey Miyaki, Jean-Paul Gaultier and more"

    Im really looking forward to the latter. Just seeing Rudi Gernreich's name gets me excited...but thats most likely because it makes me think of the hotshit book we have of his with Peggy Moffit and the photos by her husband William Claxton. The synergy between one of the greatest model, photographer and designer (who all happened to be close friends) of the 20th Century its unbelievable.

    So what are you two doing on your date tonight?

    I think after this we might go to some lowbrow joint and get loaded.


By semillama on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:52 pm:

    My mom is coming to visit today, and staying through Monday. So, of course, the office is spontaneously planning a big night out. Not that I am bitter, or that I don't want to spend time with my mom, it's just that I wish the two things weren't happening at once because I want to do both.


By J on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 12:57 pm:

    Can't you take your mom? I'm going to go somewhere,maybe a movie because I think ,with me kicking Jerry out,the cops might come here when he gets off work.Fighting over a car,he ripped the wires out.


By Nate on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:01 pm:

    i'm going to beat off a lot, smoke dope and watch movies. i bought 9 new dvds while working too much and now i have time to sit down and make good use of a couple.


    oh yeah, i'll probably have a few beers, too.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:14 pm:


By agatha on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:19 pm:

    j, who is jerry?

    we are going to eat at trinacria, which is this good italian restaurant with about six tables where it's near impossible to get reservations. that was my part of the date. the next part is dave's choice, and he doesn't really have anything he particularly wants to do. he was thinking a movie, but i happen to know he doesn't enjoy going to the movies. i think he's just doing it to make me happy, but i wish he would think about it a little more and pick something that he would actually enjoy doing. he really just doesn't like to go out in public much, when it comes right down to it. he would probably be a fairly happy hermit if he had the opportunity.

    i ruined your thread, patty. sorry.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

    you are onyl ruinging it by calling me "patty"

    i let nate get away withit only because he serves as an older brother figure to me sometimes.

    you, however, like some others here, serve as angelic oldersister figure, and well, like my real older sister, must call me by my proper name. its what my mother wants.

    have fun tonight...especially you dave....don't be such a stick in the mud. does olympia have a decent club that you can go to just about any given friday or sat and be almost sure to see a good rockin band or two? we used to have a couple here in LA now we only have one, Al's bar. The cover is almost always $5 and the beer on tap is good. the place smells, and has graffiti everywhere, but the bands are usually a good time.


By semillama on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:51 pm:

    Every wednesday at Sloan's you can catch Jake La Botz.

    That's your neck of the woods, patrick.


By agatha on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    dave doesn't like to see bands anymore. i'm not exaggerating when i say that he really doesn't like going out.

    sorry, i didn't know you didn't like being called patty. it won't happen again.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:03 pm:

    yeah, i've seen the ads, he doesnt really interest me.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:04 pm:

    that ok agatha...


By heather on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

    tonight i will go on a girl date. drinking, dancing, i may possibly be told that i look evil. quite fun.


    tomorrow we have a friend/mentor day date. we will take the ferry, have a picnic, walk around, eat lobster, take the ferry.


By cyst on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

    ghost world hasn't yet opened in olympia. I guess it opens nationally next friday. it's directed by the documentarian who did "crumb," and it's based on the graphic novel by daniel clowes. (see www.fantagraphics.com, the only comic book publisher that matters.)

    from salon.com:

    Enid vows to get him a date, brightly suggesting that all they need to do is find somebody who shares his interests. "I don't want to meet somebody who shares my interests," Seymour grumbles. "I hate my interests!" Whatever label you might want to put on Enid and Seymour's budding quasi-relationship, it captures marvelously a particular kind of ambiguous real-life situation you hardly ever find in the movies. The two never talk about what is or isn't happening between them, or about the idea that it might seem weird for a guy in his 40s and an 18-year-old girl to hang out all the time.

    Enid wages a furious and perhaps destructive campaign to win back Seymour and to rescue her friendship with Rebecca, but Clowes and Zwigoff, to their credit, aren't interested in a romantic comedy whose oddball characters finally adapt themselves to bourgeois existence. The magic of "Ghost World" doesn't lie in its resolution -- it doesn't offer any. Instead it lies in its brittle, hilarious dialogue and the raw places beneath it (I've resisted quoting more of the jokes, since you really need to hear them for yourself) and in its lingering images of a girl, lonely and misunderstood (not least of all by herself), wandering the boulevards of Los Angeles with the lights of Winchell's and Radio Shack behind her.

    http://salon.com/ent/movies/review/2001/07/27/ghost_world/index.html



By J on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

    Jerry is Amee's boyfriend,and the father of Orian,he's been living here for free for over four months.He got a job at Intell as a security guard two weeks after they moved in,it pays $9.50 and he works alot of overtime.Wed. and Thur. are his days off,he's supposed to watch the baby when he's off,but always pulls something out of his ass and I end up with the baby.He's been up to no good and I pointed it out to Amee,they had a blow up a while ago and he took the car that's in both their names,he had started a fight with her for no reason,and was gone for two days,I didn't want to let him back in then,but they made up,but I'm not stupid and I've been watching him.After he moved back in he was supposd to put Amee's name on his checking account,due to her work hours she hasn't had the time to go to his bank.I called the bank yesterday and they said they could send the form here.When I told Amee about it,she asked him about it,he came unglued and had the nerve to get in my face and tell me that was his buisness and to stay out of it,that's when I lost it.Amee spent her money on the baby,his moneey was just his,after doing the math,I just realized he was using my daughter and us.


By patrick on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:18 pm:

    kick his ass out J TODAY!!!!. Reign holy hell in YOUR house janny....im serious.....don't let these people walk on you, family or NOT.


By J on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:32 pm:

    I did kick his ass out,yesterday,and am going to have a restaining order on him today.You should have seen the look on his face when he thought he was going to intimidate me and I just tore into him,I miss him like a sore asshole.


By semillama on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 02:38 pm:

    You should hire yourself out, J. Trace could probably have some use for your special way with people.


By J on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 04:07 pm:

    This morning the little creep called here from work and had the gall to admitt that he had been saving his money to take off to Europe,we'll see how far he gets when I'm done with him.


By TBone on Friday, July 27, 2001 - 05:17 pm:

    Send him to Europe in a box! Or a small zip-loc bag!


By J on Monday, July 30, 2001 - 01:21 pm:

    How I'd like to,he called here Sat. from work,I hung up on him,but Amee called him back,she's so stupid,then he called yesterday.She won't say what they talked about,but if she hooks back up with him,she's on her own as far as I'm concerned.Plus now that he knows I think he's a dog,he'll probably not let me see the baby out of spite,cause he's a little bitch and he has a french last name.


By moooooobit on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 01:22 am:

    its my birthday on saturday.


    ugh


By J on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

    When you get my age you can go ugh,it upsets me to say it out loud,but you Moonit, must go out into the world and CELEBRATE your birthday.I expect a full report. Yesterday Amee came home from the new job that she is in her second week of training three hours before she was supposed to,then immediately called Jerry's work,and informed me that she was taking the baby to a hotel with Jerry so they could talk things out.She took off work because she said she was sick,I called her on it,she had a psycho fit on me.I'm sorry I ever let her back in here,she IS a bitch,like a stray dog that you take in and then they turn and bite you. My mom always said if you lay down with the dogs ,you wake up with fleas.


By Spider on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

    J, there's a book called "Women of Granite" by Dana Andrew Jennings. If I ever see it in a bookstore, I'm going to buy it and send it to you. I think you'd like it.