Why come there aint never no folks saying they are reincarnated from average mooks? It's always, "I was Queen Elizabeth the First" Or "I was CLeo-fucking-patra." No ONE EV-ER says "I was a guy who got his head stepped on by an ox while cleaning the dung off his foot." or "I cleaned Frank Sinatra's toilet during the Rat Pack heyday." Go figure... or ELSE!

Are you the same SE that used to post frequently a few years ago?

Yes sirree bobcattail. I'd also like to point out, a few minutes ago, instead of calling my coworker a"coke slut", I simply called here a "cocaine motivated entrepenurial socialite." See, I can be nice.

Oh yes, and that's DESPITE what that damn court appointed psychologist and restraining order say!!!

en mi vida anterior, era un gusano.

someone once told me that i was mary stuart (re: queen of scots) in a past life. i don't believe him. but a creepy old man in front of the library said i drowned in my last... that i believe.

i was shot in 'nam.

oooh...spooky! There are lots of people around who simply claim to be an average person, its just that the people who claim to have been Elvis, or whaterver get noticed more as it seems more eccentric. ~I think

Non parlare così, languoroso.

I'm the one who shot Nate,in 'nam.

I was the one who shot Mark Thomas, in a fit of rage.

yes, but how'd you DIE? "running around, robbing banks, all fucked up and scooby snaks"

Ooh, I saw that! I remember the picture. The gun looked like it was drawn into the photograph.

col. harris? you shot your dental work through the back of your skull when you heard bing crosby come across the radio. you were found in a room in the embassy by one of the evactuation crew. his helicoptor was later shot down. his name appears last on the wall. the final casualty.

I never could tolerate Bing Crosby.

fin. une telle morbidité... l'esprit malade ou un rapport de mode? quand je meurs, cette fois, ce sera mes cheveux qui se accrochent au feu.

lé SUCK A GOATCOCK. lé FOIS GRAS MONKEYBRAIN CHEESESQUEEZE.

le'BLEEEEEEET,Whizboy.

Je veux pie ala mode

je suis la fin du monde

oui? j'ai peur. ne me meurtez pas, s'il vous plait.

ich moechte die pauge schlagen. und du bist meine pauge.

Coma um penis gordo, camarada.

I think I'll need my Spanish and French dictionaries from now on.

You're sick, Watcher. Really sick.

regardez-nous maintenant, en célébrant dans les plaisirs de nos nouveaux talents linguistiques trouvés, hooray! arn't nous l'instruit!

Ni un dictionnaire francais, ni un dictionnaire espagnol, ni Babelfish va vous aider avec ces phrases, Watcher, surtout le francais.

Shut up about the Babelfish or they're gonna catch on!

Watchez vous out

the only thing i can say (and its in the handy language of thai) is I ran over a chicken with my car. I am the most useful person on the planet.

Bean squat. Can you open beer bottles with your teeth, and can you fight ninja squirrels, if you can, then you can come live in Montana with TBone and I and everyone will be merry.

nope, but i can with a spatula as in the style of Tem Morrison aka Jake Heke in Once Were Warriors. If squirrels are extra furry tailed kittens i will be fine.

Squirrels