Just Add Coffee


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By Xyrea on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 11:11 am:

    An ode:

    Creeping Sol seeks to harm
    as he raises up his eyes.
    He casts about for victims
    with intent to utilise
    his ever-reaching beam of light
    on humans in disguise:

    Slowly dripping Mr. Coffee
    knows the danger here.
    He cries out to one and all,
    "I've come to be, no fear, no fear!"
    And with benevolent smiles to all
    draws the humans near.

    And so it is that in the day
    the morning, early or late,
    that coffee saves the feeble lot
    and helps the human fate.
    So raise your glass and cheer
    this wonder against hate.

    Coffee saving all and one
    enough to spread around.
    It gives us dreams and humanity
    and leaps buildings in a bound.
    The only thing we fear for it
    is when there are no grounds.


By patrick on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 01:19 pm:

    this completely sucks ass


By Pattycake on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 01:47 pm:

    coffee makes my rectum quiver.


By droopy on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 03:42 pm:

    so does a good ass-sucking.


By Xyrea on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 05:18 pm:

    Of course it sucks ass.


By J on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 12:08 pm:

    Coffee enema anyone?


By Czarina on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 12:38 pm:

    High Colonic?


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