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By Czarina on Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 09:33 am:

    Heard this on the radio on my way home from work this morning,and it just struck me as pretty damned funny.[it is,of course,in relation to pot smoking]


By patrick on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 12:42 pm:

    no no no no no no no


    I.....I I I I I I

    earned the nick name "Eating Grass" this holiday. "Brave warrior" known for "eating too much of the wrong grass".


    I had the opportunity to buy grade C ditchweed in bulk for cheap.

    SO i did what any stoner would do....buy it and make "Space Brownies"

    The first night it went like this..putting about 1/8th in, usually this makes for a good enough batch that one brownie is good to go:

    I eat one, wait, 30 minutes, no sign....I eat another....another 30 minutes later I feel a little glass-eyed, but still no hallucinations, another 20 minutes i decide "fuck it, its the holidays, lets freak the wife out", so I ate a 3rd Space Brownie...

    needless to say after another hour i saw this
    and looked like this



    i reached a new plateau of awareness, or rather, inawareness that night.


By Hal on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 01:08 pm:

    Stoner.


By Nate on Monday, January 28, 2002 - 09:50 pm:

    [john paul]
    i bought myself a sandwich. at the deli.

    [the colonel]
    i hate that turkey pastrami they have.

    [john paul]
    ham.

    [the colonel]
    not on christmas

    [john paul]
    http://www.frontiernet.net/~billijo/cunt.jpg
    my god, christ man.

    [the colonel]
    \topurl {http://www.beproud.com/images/tit-clamp-cock-ring-comboJ.jpg, it should be a crime}

    [john paul]
    ...

    [the colonel]
    \topurl {http://www.shuttles.com/Images/cock.jpg, what he said.}

    [john paul]
    i feel...

    [the colonel]
    uncomfortable?

    [john paul]
    trendy.



By Nate on Monday, January 28, 2002 - 09:53 pm:

    <carnitas>LAS DROGAS.
    CUIDADO!
    PISO MOJADO!</carnitas>


By The Watcher on Wednesday, July 9, 2014 - 06:46 am:

    It is legal now in some states.


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