I love all his cute maxims for life although most of them sound like they came out of a magazine you only read on the toilet. That is if you read on the loo because I have a real aversion to any other paper, than the stuff on a roll, being in my bathroom. I always buy rose-scented toilet paper, which is really about as useless as the old buy-a-diet-coke-when-ordering-a-big-sloppy-hamburger-thing when you think about it. But I am sure my toilet appreciates the thought. |
i wroted a song about you a while ago. or i was bored and messing around on guitar and started to make up a song about australia, and you are pretty much all i know about that country. worth writing a song about. i will regret telling you this. |
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that's how i know what an emu is. |
Hang on, maybe it was Slim Dusty who did the wobbly boot thing. Rolf definitely did "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport". |
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Even if he did do some emu training in Australia for a while. |
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Cat do they still have Fat Cat and Percy Penguin or whatevertheheck his name was? |