The grass IS greener on the other side


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By no one on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 01:39 pm:

    But, maybe that is because there is more manure over there.......................


By Neutroxide on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 03:14 pm:

    :D


By The Watcher on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 12:48 pm:

    That horse can really produce a lot.


By LoneStranger on Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 07:45 pm:

    If you pee all over your neighbor's lawn, it'll turn yellow. Then YOU will have the greener grass!

    LS


By Dr_I.P.Freely on Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 11:58 pm:

    if you pee all over your neighbor, they'll turn yellow.


By Czarina on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 12:08 am:

    If you pee all over your neighbor,its technically called "Golden Showers".


By Urea on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 12:12 am:

    or assult


By wisper on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 12:32 am:

    but i just call it "hello"


By eri on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:28 am:

    Hitler peed all over his lovers. What do you call that?


By Cat on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:35 am:

    heheh Wisper.


By spunky on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:57 am:

    Are you saying wisper pees on her lovers?


By eri on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:21 am:

    No, nevermind.


By trace on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:33 am:

    i was talking to cat, baby


By patrick on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 11:37 am:

    you're such a sensationalist trace.


    and you don't like porn?

    HA!




    why don't you just cut the crap...head to LA, let me help you find a PA job on a porn set.


By Antigone on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 03:19 pm:

    Phluffer Assistant?


By Cat on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 04:31 pm:

    I was laughing at Wisper's wit, Trace.


By Czarina on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 09:31 am:

    How do you know Hitler peed on his lovers?

    Eva Braun,too?


By eri on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 11:10 am:

    In Eva Braun's diary. She was a naive, shallow, selfish woman.


By LoneStranger on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 07:51 pm:

    And apparently wet, too.

    LS


By Its raining Mengele on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 08:13 pm:

    He would have loved you more than Eva Braun
    You would have been his kind of girl
    You'd have been there right beside him
    As he drove around the world
    And when he stopped, you'd have pushed him on
    And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun

    He would have loved you more than Eva Braun
    You would have held the secret to his heart
    And when they found you in the bunker
    They'd've had to tear you both apart
    But if you'd said, "Argentina?" he'd have gone
    And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun

    A broken heart is like a Nazi
    And a Nazi's like the blues
    The fuerher that you have
    The fuerher you have to lose


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